What's your role in your group of friends? Im the fat guy who always has smokes

what's your role in your group of friends? Im the fat guy who always has smokes

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what group of friends?

Big dude with the beard that doesn't talk much

you'll be the cancer friend too with your obesity and your filthy habit

Over eager socializer, and emotional punching bag.

Stoner who fucks everyones ex gf

retard

if doing something is deemed 'retarded' it immediately becomes my goal

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Gay friend

WTF is a friend?

Friend who no one wants to meet up with anymore because he's too weird and embarrasing

I'm that boring guy who, after a couple of beers, turns into the joker of the group.

The guy who always cancels. At least I think I still am. Haven't been invited anywhere in a while.

I’m literally the wildcard. I’ll do crazy shit at a moments notice and change the whole evening. Also best gamer

I’m the guy who jerks off to all
My friends girlfriends and creeps on them any chance I get

Also 12, apparently.

I have no friends :(

Guy with guitar

The fodder.

I'm the guy that isn't there because nobody likes me

>The guy with his shit together
House, own my business, kid on the way, married, cash in the bank, good shape, don't smoke, rarely drink, etc

At least my friends finally stopped hitting me up for money.

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the psychopath

are you me?

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Sounds like you're actually

I'm the friend who walks behind when the sidewalk is too narrow to walk three abreast

I'm sure we're both special and unique snowflakes - are you also the guy who makes sure everyone's cool when folks are getting high as fuck?

Im the guy who's down to do anything.

not with getting high, but with getting/becoming drunk or shit faced

The introverted dude that's just mostly quiet and chilling but goes full retard when having had enough to drink

Your wife is emotionally cheating on you with another guy

I'm the one on acid.

kiss me

Huh ok, well maybe we're not unique snowflakes - keep it up dude

I'm the extroverted gamer who talks to everyone and "adopts" introverts.

I'm the skinny 21 year old alcoholic guy that bums smokes constantly from my friend

The always reliable but socially inept introvert

I'm the asshole. I generally make mean jokes mocking this one loser (who's in the group for some reason) and making the girls in the group laugh at him.

douchebag

The guy that got everyone together and now barely talks to them, I'm always making new friend groups so it's cool to bounce between them

I was the funny one until my ex ripped my heart out. Now I'm the recluse. What a fag

I'm an autistic Jack of all trades, master of none.

I'm also the windup toy that does dumb shit after I've had a few drinks/spliffs.

I don't have a group of friends

The pariah. Fucking somebody's wife will do that.

The one who sucks dicks.

I used to know a guy like that who wore a maga hat lol

the woman

One of my buddies referred to me as "John from 'Piano Man', but an electrician instead of a bartender"
I guess he thinks I am the considerate, reliable good friend/host, and I'm entertaining enough to make it in that field if I got the chance to try.
At the same time, John never made it out of the bar, so maybe they were alluding to that.

the one who walks behind when theres no space laeft on the sidewalk

i'm the guy who livens up the party, by not being invited

The guy who doesn’t have a girlfriend but gets asked to hang out with his friends that are couples constantly. Why?

same

>which friend are you
My only one :(

I've ghosted just about everyone.

Started having grand mal seizures about 6 years ago and it embarrasses me to look at what I had and what I've lost.

I've grown unempathetic. Here i might just wake up on the ground with a concussion and the biggest problem in YOUR life is your weed and food addiction.

Life's not fair user, we all know this.

The guy they send Facebook friend requests to then make no effort to interact and leave every single one of my messages left on read.

I have a relative with terminal cancer and she is a judgey bitch too.

im the racist engineer

>group of friends
I'm the loner who literally doesn't know a single person within 30 miles of me.

playing it straight gay who blows all the straight guys once they're drunk

>group of friends

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Are you saying you have no friends or that they aren't super close? 30 miles isn't really far with a car dude.

i don't have friends.
but back when i did i was the bad kid that vandalized shit and caused problems. some of my friends moms didn't want them aroound me cus i was a bad influence and got them in trouble alot