Never tip pizza guy

>Never tip pizza guy.
>They eventually start hinting at a tip at the door "haha jus tryna get those tips man jus tryna pay off dis car" (its always one a pizza guy could never afford)
>They eventually start putting this on your boxes, or if they're feeling extra cheeky attach a job application to it
>Continue not tipping
>They deliver your pizza cold and late, or shake up your soda or eat one of your wings or something, or even steal a garden gnome off your law
>Complain
>Get free pizza for complaining
>repeat
>picturing the wagecuck seething makes the pizza taste all the better
Post other based lifehacks and money saving tips ITT

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That's why I just get like, 4 "extra most bestest" stuffed crust little caesers pizzas. No one to tip, and more food for less money.

What a cheap fucking degenerate loser. Hope they are cumming and spitting in your food. Maybe some fecal matter for a touch of dysentary

just give an extra 2 fucking dollars what's wrong with you

Are you tipping becsuse he's showing up early? In an eating establishment it ensures a good experience with prompt service. What do I get here?

I've literally had someone get pissed off at me for a five dollar tip.
For an 11 dollar burrito, was drinking but still TF man

What's the price difference between what it says on the website to what you are expected to pay at the door? Here if it says £12 for the pizza, you pay £12 at the door. No passive aggressive note or anything.

I always tip, because I'm rich and not a mentally ill juden that just mindlessly accumulates accumulates accumulates like a fucking stain


It's like $10$20 bucks... Why order out in the first place


Are you black or jew by chance they are very similar, especially when it comes to tipping

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should have ordered from little andy's!

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I wonder how much boogers and jizz youve eaten by now.

I tip usually like 40 bucks if it's amedium size order, but I don't really do it anymore... Got tired of fatty pizza or old plastic tasting wings

Fuck you Americans are retarded. Tipping is the dumbest shit ever. If the company can't afford to pay the staff a proper wage and expects the customer to subsidize their income, the company shouldn't exist.

and poop lmao

right? op is just supporting this shit by continuously ordering from the place

They're totally spitting in your food, and it makes you horny thinking about that, you fag.

If I was gonna tip anyone it would probably be a pizza delivery driver, those guys get shot more than cops do and have to drive in all weather

Get Costco membership and return all the shit before every 90 days on receipt .

How I test laptops i wanna buy

i avoid this situation entirely just by ordering pizzas by phone/online and picking them up myself
fuck the awkward dance that is tipping

Your pizza, delivered to your door, in a reasonable amount of time so you don’t have to drag your fat lazy ass out of the house, you degenerate piece of shit. You have to pay for convenience.

kys you dickhead

You should only tip white men, or maybe chinks who look like they're students and working hard

I pay for it in the delivery fee. The driver gets mileage reimbursements and an hourly. So why am I tipping? Will he come in and serve the puzza?

Yeah... Don't tip blacks. I've heard stories they can come back later to your house for robberies. Same with landscaping or any service.

That's why there's no black landscapers

I never tip either, but that's just cuz I live like 5 minutes from every restaurant, pizza/burger joint and food truck in the town I live in. I just call, make an order then go pick it up myself.

My roommate on the other hand orders constantly from the Subway that's literally a 45 second drive away and pays delivery+tip and says he does it to save gas when he's actually paying more every week than if he were just to go and pick it up himself.

I have to tip when I'm picking up the pizza. It's stupid that I have to tip the cashier.

Lmao imagine calling a plumber and it turns out to be some nigger and you have to go to work and leave him the place unlocked for a few hours

What a good goy
Just refuse

You would know beforehand though

Tipping is retarded. Imagine paying people since their company wont

> Never tip pizza guy
you don't have a right to do that. if you can't afford to tip, then you don't eat out. cook your own meals.

p4ht4

>I'm not mentally ill
>avatar-fagging

Most the places around where I live make the tip part of the bill. You could ask them to remove it, but I just pay it.

It's not the customers responsibility to support the wagecuck.

did your room mate have what's called a "handler" in school? maybe it prefers sweat pants or shoes with velcro instead of real people shoes?

It is not a customers responsibility to support a wagecuck.

imagine not doing your own plumbing. you pay someone to change the oil in your car too?

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This is why you no class, loser incels will never get your dicks wet. lol

You're a mentally ill furry though

Lick those boots, servile cuckold

He has every right to do that, delivery fag

Yea, and imagine being the kind of person that "goes grocery shopping" like the wage cucks at that fucking place, am I right? Grow your own damn food, like fuck corporations and the people who accept slavery from them

Imagine living in a country where wagies need tips to survive.

USA is so fucking 3rd world

I tip a little. I am less likely to donate my cash if you beg for it. I've not ever worked a job that pays less so that you rely on the tip as your rent money, lots of people do like the hustle it seems.

Fucking Jews that are broke ass bitches.
Tipping is awesome I always get whatever I order hot and fresh. All the places I order from know I tip well, spread the wealth, I'm not a poor faggot

Dominos delivery charge is the biggest load of shit in the world. Should be a $5 fee directly to the driver. Fire the drivers if they continually fuck up. Fair trade imo. Every driver should strike and picket to not allow carry out orders. Police won’t bust a strike in iPhone 2022 land.

tips just retarded and none does that besides burgerland
you're just cadging money from people for no reason because why not

some bimbo stripper asked for a tip at the strip club , and i just slid the crust of my grilled cheese sandwich underneath her g-string. that's all you get from me

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> You don't have a right to do that.
God americucks are so braindead it's insane. Only country in the world where you are so brainwashed regarding tips.

If you just need something like one time use, get it from Walmart, then return it. They literally take anything back. I bought a floor creeper to put a new exhaust system on my truck, literally accidentally fucking ran over it, took it apart and back to the store mangled in the box, and said my uncle gave this to me as a gift and it looks like it was used and returned before he bought it (the gift story was to cover the delay between the receipt and return date) They fucking returned it. They will also do up to I think it's 3 no receipt returns every 45 or 90 days with an ID for even exchange or store credit, so if you've got something laying around you don't use anymore and still have the box and they still sell it. Fuck selling it in Facebook or a garage sale. Return it to Walmart for store credit.

Pizzaman here.
I've got all the inside details on everything pizza related. How we really feel about tips, how most pizza places are run and how they pay employees, real cost for drivers and if tip is necessary, how we deal with no tippers, etc.

Ask questions.

Faggots over there are so concerned over tipping here, funny and really retarded.

you are not supposed to tip, but if everyone stops tipping then no one will want to deliver food anymore
>inb4 good
I agree, fuck fast food chains and delivery services, cook something in your house it's not that hard

It truly is

honest question, what do you think of the local pizza delivery kid smoking pot at every stop? If business is slow I guess they get away with it. Seems weird to me that they wouldn't hurry back to workand wait to smoke till after.

The first and only time I went to a strip club was in San Diego, the second stripper to give me a private dance grinded on me so hard that I came. I gave her a tip bcs i have no refrence to compare that experience to but it was pretty nice

Stop like posting on everything I post on Yea Forums really fuck off seriously

Eh... it's not the worst b8, but it lacks flavor. Can't go higher than a 6/10. I'm sorry, OP.

Buy your food from Walmart. Nobody pressures you to tip out there. You can spend half the money and get twice the food.

I’m sure you like the spit and jizz on your pizza too. Fuckin dick

How fat are you?

My food comes cold regardless of how much I tip, so if I get food I always get it myself. Fuck you deliveryfags, I haven't ordered delivery is YEARS

Inside employees will sometimes take a few hits on break, if they smoke. Area depending, there likely aren't many potheads working there, unless you live in a college town.

Drivers that are dumb kids smoke in daylight, usually hit a shitty bowl of terrible weed, and are slow returning from deliveries. They make little money. I smoke on my way back from deliveries over 10 mins from the store. A blunt ive already rolled ahead of time, with windows down to air it out, and either a cigarette, vape, gum, drink, etc to cover mouth smell after. No one ever notices.

Fuck you, nigger. I'm a Jew and I always tip over 20%

How much secret sauce do you put in a shit-tipper's pizza?

I think he should get a DWI.

Your delivering pizzas, not rocket science

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Id say average? I weigh 170 and 5'8.

Walmart food is literally bottom tier. Their meat is horrendous.

Is your belly button an innie or an outie?

None. Insiders have no knowledge of what a customer is tipping the delivery driver. Cameras cover the kitchens, so no one can do anything anyway.

Question re delivery fees, what the fuck are they for if they're not going to the driver? The driver is the only addition to the transaction over me collecting the pizza.

+LEFT BUTT WRIGGLER+