>mom's blasting "Sweet Home Alabama" right now
Mom's blasting "Sweet Home Alabama" right now
Parker Hill
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Jonathan Moore
Neil Young gets dissed in the song and even he likes it, you're just a bitch.
Justin Clark
TURN IT UP
Michael Brooks
>sister won’t stop blasting that CHVRCHES-Marshmello song
Austin Clark
>complaining about your mom
>on mother's day
I feel bad for your mom for raising such a little faggot.
Jacob Reyes
I hate the south but that song and southern food are immeasurably based and you should be ashamed young man
Hunter Cox
>Aunt is blasting brbr deng
Oliver Richardson
>the food is immeasurably based.
So correct it hurts
Andrew Morgan
would that make it momrock?
Jack Murphy
based boomer mom
Lucas Green
Fuck her, she's begging you
Ian Hernandez
My mom and I get along quite well actually. But, yeah, it’s not really even that. My mom started blasting “Sweet Home Alabama” and so I just put in my earbuds and started listening to music I wanted. Anyways, my dad just came home and then he walks into my room with a big goofy grin on his face. I take out my earbuds and he just says “Stand up, son. I gotta see something.” I was pretty confused, but nonetheless, I listened to him. I get up. Then he says, “Tell me when it’s too much pressure.” He suddenly puts me in a chokehold and starts making it tighter and tighter. After a couple seconds, it’s hard to breathe and I weakly repeat “Okay dad okay okay”. He stops and then says “That was quick, huh? You know I deal with crazy people daily at work. Gotta practice.” I sit back down and ask him why he had to try that with me. “Oh, I tried with your mom just now, but she said just to try it out on you instead.”
I can never listen to music in peace. And now they’re both over in the other room together STILL blasting “Sweet Home Alabama”.
Isaiah Reed
Damn! Your dad's alpha!
Thomas Long
You should fear the strong
Isaiah Lee
>mom's still alive
Adam Kelly
>last chord to sound like final chord of Alabama
David Cruz
Gracias para pasta.
Benjamin Watson
Things that never happened. What episode we’re on?
Jaxson Brown
>I hate the south
Lucas Williams
This should help:
Easton James
t. dipshit coastalfag who doesn't know how to relate to people either because of (west coast) excessive chill and repression of real emotions for outward happiness or because of (east coast) excessive puritan self-denial
the south, southwest, and midwest are the only parts of america that shouldn't be nuked
Joseph Ross
I wish you were my little brother, I would bully you too
Christian Cook
momrock is a distinct genre made up of lighter singer-songwriter and soft rock type shit from the same era
Bentley Evans
AND SOOOOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT
Xavier Myers
>lesbian co-worker shuffling songs from "Blink 182" right now
David Collins
they are flat, hot, and full of niggers
the mountains are the white man's domain
Nolan Lopez
>uncle is shuffling between
>eye of the tiger
>I need a hero
>you're the best around and
>bon jovi dead or alive
Nicholas Morris
she is obviously is sending you a hint for incest you dummy. try and fuck her.
Lincoln Myers
>be me, in my room
>neighbours blasting Sandu Ciorbă and Florin Salam
>it's one o clock in the morning, I want to sleep
>angry_autist_sounds.mp3
>idea.jpg
>blast prog and krautrock even louder than them
>Harmonia.flac
>fall asleep to the beautiful sounds of Musik von Harmonia
Thank you, Mr. Moebius!
Luke Lee
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I HAVE TO HEAR RAINY NIGHT IN GEORGIA ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
Ian Sanders
hillbillypilled
Gabriel Green
>"My own song 'Alabama' richly deserved the shot Lynyrd Skynyrd gave me with their great record. I don't like my words when I listen to it. They are accusatory and condescending, not fully thought out, and too easy to misconstrue"
based neil
Eli Lopez
fuck her good
Asher Fisher
Momrock is Def Leppard