No secrets thread

No secrets thread.
POST YER SECRETS

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Told them all and many more.

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Posted in another thread a little while ago, but fuck it. Not like there's friends I can tell this shit about.
Incest related I suppose? Two stepdaughters. Oldest is 22 now. For the past six months we've started sharing increasingly dirty/kinky/sex related tik toks and tweets with each other. I'll occasionally like a kink related tweet and she'll like the same one soon after (and vice versa). Lots of DMs back and forth with each other. She's engaged, but separated from her fiance by a long distance. It's still fairly innocuous, but it's getting more and more blatantly sexually charged when we interact.

Why is your old ass on tiktok?

She's literally the one who hot me to join! I made fun of it like any good gen Xer should, but honestly? No regrets. Some good fitness and kink related content on there.

I molested my mother in law in her sleep many times while living with them as a teen

>Be M 15 user living in bumfuck nowhere
>Have dialup well into the early 2010's, only internet available in our area
>Schools are abstinence only and parents are religious, but know about fucking from internet use
>Be not me, two twin sisters, 12. All three of us basic blond hair/blue eyes. Great-grandparents were legitimately Nazis who fled Nuremburg which is sweet.
>Parents trust me to be man of the house and babysit girls so they can both work long hours to barely keep the lights on (thanks Obama).
>One day come home from school late due to detention and having to walk home, anxious because I knew our parents would be pissed if they found out my sisters were home alone for two hours.
>House is quiet, girls are usually watching shitty kids shows about now. Know for a fact they are missing Gravity Falls because it is always on right now.
>Don't call out for them, know that if I catch them screwing up with something they are not supposed to I can use it as blackmail and do zero chores for a week.
>Slowly creep upstairs to their room, see that the door is closed.
>Check the knob, the door is locked. They are absolutely NOT allowed to have their door locked.
>Busted.mp4
>Take out pocket knife and start to slowly jiggle the bolt, quiet as I can so I can catch whatever they are doing.
>Suddenly hear something muffled, stop jiggling bolt to put ear on door and see what it is.
>Can here creaking bed, smacking lips, and... is that moaning? What the fuck?
>Brain doesn't put two and two together, nothing comes to mind. Just sounds weird, no idea what it is.
>Open door quickly, turn light on.
>See my sisters together in one of their beds, one sister's (let's call her b) head is between the other's (a) crotch.
>A's eyes are wide as dinner plates and her skin turns paler than a ghost
>B looks up, same expression
>Longest seconds of my life followed by the screaming of howling banshees beyond anything I could comprehend.

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Fitness, explain?

>Run out of their bedroom and into mine, I lock the door behind me (I am not allowed to either but what the fuck, emergencies are emergencies).
>Hear shouting and screaming from A and B, throwing hysterics and crying.
>Room isn't enough, lock myself in closet to comprehend what I just saw.
>My sisters were giving each other oral. Where did they learn to do that? Why were they doing that? How long were they doing that? And why the FUCK is my dick hard?
>Didn't notice it until then, too shocked. Realized it must have gotten erect sometime between opening the door and now.
>Girl on Girl was my number one favorite porn at the time. I would wait a LONG time for pictures to download just to get one single image of lesbians eating each other out, and would always cum buckets. I saw exactly what I liked and my body reacted without thinking.
>Shamefully beat one out in the closet to the thought of them together, deeply regret it afterwards. I realized in post-nut clarity that I could NEVER tell mom and dad what happened because leaving them alone so long was my fault. Start panicking and worried that they would use leaving them alone as blackmail to make me shut up AND maybe even do whatever they want in return.
>I decide to keep mouth shut, cry in closet for about an hour before I get out and start to pace around the room.
>"Hey, I'm home! Where are you guys, I thought that show you like is on?"
>Fuck mom is home
>Fuck mom is home and I don't have an explanation for what we were doing for half the day
>Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...
>Hear footsteps, girls are running out of their room downstairs
>"user was playing Monopoly with us upstairs, B won but she cheated!"
>What the fuck?
>Go into their room, see Monopoly setup
>Even looks like it was at the end of a game, pieces in place and hotels and houses everywhere
>Player with my favorite piece is in jail and got his ass kicked
>These bitches are pros

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>Days pass without talking to sisters
>Just watch TV, wait for mom and dad, go to bedroom and use computer
>Saturday comes, we have all day home alone while parents are at work
>We all finish out chores and go inside
>We have a whole day ahead of us without intervention, I decide now is as good a time as any to talk about things and have time to calm things down.
>A, B, we need to talk about...
>"The secret game?" A asks, sounding embarrassed and looking at the floor.
>"I'm sorry we lost the game user, we will do better next time" says B.
>Look at both of them, confused as fuck. Asked them where they learned the secret game.
>Turns out a female friend from school my age had taught B how to masturbate at a sleepover a few months back, said her mom showed her and that it was a secret and to tell no one.
>A and B share everything so B immediately showed her how to do it and told her to keep it a secret.
>I carefully ask questions about the rules, realize they have no idea what sex is and think it is just a game that they have to keep secret, they only freaked out because they thought they "lost" the game.
>I tell them that they don't need to keep secret from me because they already lost to me, but that if they lose to mom and dad they will REALLY lose big time.
>They ask if they can go and play the secret game again.
>I say yes and they run off to their room.
>Jack. Fucking. Pot.

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>I didn't want to get things all fucked up by going to fast, so I wait another week.
>I let my sisters play with each other every day after school
>I always listen at the door and jack off to their sounds, also keep lookout to "help them win"
>The thought of them fucking just behind the door is hotter than any shitty porn I have ever seen up to that point
>I know what would be even hotter
>Next Saturday comes, guaranteed 10 hours alone
>"Hey A, I was wondering. Can I watch you and B play today? I really want to see how good you guys are."
>"Why, so you can learn how to play better yourself and beat us?"
>A was always a competitive little rat
>A and B agree to let me watch them play
>Follow them up to their room, heart racing
>As soon as the door is locked A and B take their clothes off
>It's like they are about to go swim in the creek lol
>B sits down on her bed, spreads her legs. She starts touching her clit, I instantly get hard.
>A gets between B's legs and puts her fingers in her crotch
>A starts licking B as B touches herself
>Oh my god they are complete amateurs
>Even fucking hotter
>I am sitting on A's bed, wondering if I should take my cock out and masturbate
>Decide against it, try to hold out as long as I can
>Can't do it, start rubbing the outside of my pants in anticipation
>"Mmmph my turn!" A slobbered though B's pussy.
>"Fine, okay"
>As they start to switch I realize they don't even know how to make each other cum
>B notices me rubbing my crotch
>"user, why aren't you playing the game right? You aren't supposed to do it with clothes silly"
>Hesitate, explain I will but guys play the game differently
>I take my dick out. They have seen my penis before by walking in on me in the bathroom (nosy bitches) but never hard, start stroking it too them.
>A and B switch places, A has her eyes closed for a few minutes then looks over at me and sees me stroking myself
>"user what is that? How are you doing that?"

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>A jumps out of the bed, knocks B off the bed with her legs. B starts complaining but sees A is coming to me and follows.
>A and B stare at my dick, I get nervous. "This is how boys play, we have different... playsets."
>"It didn't look like that before!" "It got hard" "It is bigger?" "They get bigger when they get hard, like a..." "How do you fit a finger in that little hole?"
>Lots of questions from both of them, they both can't stop asking me every little question that comes to mind
>Keep stroking my cock to stay hard, they can't take their eyes off it
>B asks a different question. "user, can I give you a turn?"
>"No fair, I didn't get a full turn!" "please pretty please? I will give you two turns next time" they keep bickering and I have an idea
>How about you both give me a turn and then I give you both turns?
>They whisper to each other, and then B reaches for my dick
>I take my hands back and she grabs my dick like she is strangling a snake. I yelp and tell her to be more gentle, and she starts mimicking me softer. It is not a good hand job at all but the fact it is her small hand makes my dick rock hard
>"How do I do the other part user? Like this?" She licked the tip of my dick like a lollipop.
>"Yes, and along the shaft, slowly and get the edges too..."
>I explain to her how to lick a dick, and then to suck it like a popsickle. She bit down with her teeth a little but I corrected that quickly.
>I can feel myself getting close, I don't want to let them down though. "B, give A a turn now."
>"Awe, no fair..." But she still steps aside and lets A have my cock. A takes it in her mouth right away, having watched B closely, and doesn't need to be told about the teeth.
>A gets me really close to cumming. I realize she doesn't know what will happen
>A few seconds later I move her head out of the way and cum onto the carpet, they both jump back in surprise
>Pant for a few moments, tell them that it is their turns

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>I tell them to bend over B's bed, facing away from be
>They get on their knees, I can see their two beautiful pussies. They are both wet from touching themselves while taking turns with me.
>I get between them and start rubbing them.
>I am a stupid teenager and have no idea how to use a pussy. I mostly rub them around in circles, eventually I find their clits and gently flinger those.
>They are getting wet and moaning, I slide a finger in them going up and down. Not all the way inside, just a little between the folds.
>B is reacting a lot better, I can feel her getting hotter than A and she is panting harder.
>I keep going, getting faster. I am really determined to do a good job.
>Suddenly B screams, so loud the neighbors would have heard us if we had any.
>I stop fingering both of them and step back, B collapses onto the bed and A quickly hugs her. "What happened? B?"
>"She won the game!" I said, having prepared that answer just before I started on them.
>"I didn't know you could win the game!" "I've been playing a lot longer than you. I am the master-baiter!"
>I quickly run out of the room and into my closet.
>Even 15 year old me knew how fucking cringe that was

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>Sisters invite me to play with them every few days for the next three weeks
>I always "win" on A or B on alternating days. I taught A to take my cum in her mouth and swallow it first, then B. They both think it tastes gross but I am the winner so they have to do it.
>I get better at masturbating them every day, soon I can make them both "win" within a minute of each other.
>I also learn how to give oral from them, surprisingly. I didn't know what I was doing at all and neither did they, but they were slightly better at not knowing what they were doing.
>After three weeks Saturday comes up, and after I make them both cum I have an announcement for the two of them.
>"There is another level of the game you don't know about. It is way more fun but also way more secret, if you tell anyone you will lose even HARDER. In fact I can only even tell one of you at a time, so you will have to work for it."
>They argue, and beg me to tell them, but I keep my mouth shut. "Whoever makes me happier will find out next saturday, and the loser finds out the saturday after that."
>The next week they are both on the best of their behavior. They do the dishes instead of me, they are always polite and never nag, hell even our parents are surprised at the two little angels that replaced their daughters.
>They also kept fighting over me and competing to be better at the "game" as well so that was fun too.
>Saturday comes, and while they are close I choose A to tell the next level of the game to.
>I take A into their room while B goes downstairs to watch cartoons.
>"What are we going to do, user?" "It's a surprise, I can't tell you I have to show you. Lay down on the bed, we start just the same as normal"
>She spreads her legs just as she always did with B, and I ate her out. I wasn't going for keeps, just to get her wet. As soon as she was I got on top of her. "This is the next part, A. Are you sure you want to play?"

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>"Yes user, I want to play. Please, I am ready!"
>I lined my cock up with her wet pussy and thrust inside of her slowly
>She yelped in pain but did not move, just gritting her teeth with her eyes closed
>I thrust into her gently, her whole body moving with mine
>I was a virgin and she was tighter than I could have imagined, my heart was racing and I knew I wouldn't last long
>I kept thrusting into my sister and she moaned, feeling something she had no idea to expect. She wrapped her legs around my body and that made me inch even closer
>I didn't last very long before I had to thrust into her as far as I could go, my teenage mind blined out but my body knowing what to do. I came deep inside of her and collapsed onto her chest
>"You... did you win, user?"
>"Yes A, I won. better luck next time."
>I pulled out of her and sat on the side of the bed. I could see the white of my cum dripping from her.
>"That was way better than B's tongue."
>"You were better than her mouth too."
>We hugged, and then got dressed and went downstairs to watch cartoons with B until mom and dad got home.
>B kept pestering A to find out what we did but for once A kept her mouth shut.
>She always was a competitive bitch, I will give her that.

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>"When you put your penis in me will it really hurt?" B asked, one week later and on her turn. A was watching cartoons this time.
>"I see A is a tattler."
>"No, but she let me play with her before bed time and I remember the taste."
>She smiled as if she had solved some major mystery she shouldn't have.
>"I promise it will only hurt a little bit, it gets better. Did A say she hated it?"
>"No, she just kept saying it was amazing but wouldn't tell me what it was!"
>"Well she still ruined the surprise. Get on the bed, on your hands and knees."
>She did as she was told and started touching herself in anticipation. I got behind her and helped finger her. I didn't need to use my tongue this time, she always got wet easier than A.
>She knows what is coming so I don't delay like I did with our sister. I got on the bed behind her and spread her cheeks. I slid into her as slowly as I could, but she still squealed quietly into a pillow. "You said it wouldn't hurt..."
>"Do you want to stop?" I asked. A moment of pause. "No..."
>I started slowly and didn't get too fast, not wanting to hurt her. Each thrust sent her face deeper into her pillow and got a squeal out of her lips. I kept having to pick her back up and reset her because she was falling flat on the bed.
>After some time I realized I had lasted longer than I had with A, and I didn't want to be unfair so I started pounding deep into B as hard as I could. This was enough for me and soon I came deep inside of B's virgin pussy.
>I pulled out, and sat on the floor. B rolled over and touched her pussy, getting some of my cum on her finger.
>"You want me to send A to clean you up?"
>A wicked smile. "Do it!"

And that, anons, is how I started fucking my sisters. We never got caught and I fucked one or both of them every single week until the end of High School. I did have to explain that I sort of tricked them but they didn't mind. We still fuck whenever we can and will move back together again some day.

I reposted this from the incest general thread. As I said there greentexts take WAY too long to write but I am willing to answer any questions and maybe make short greentexts about us on request.

A few fitness/yoga related accounts I follow. Not the usual TT bullshit. Actual good advice and relatable. Generally people closer to my age (mid 40s), but sound fitness stuff overall.

Little sister used a magic wand massager to masturbate nearly every night when she was 13, 14, 15, 16 and probably beyond.

I'm 2 years older than her. Her bedroom was right next to mine. One night I noticed a new sound that I couldn't place. A few days later it dawned on me what it likely was.

Snuck into her bedroom when she wasn't home to search around. Found the corded Hitachi Magic Wand under her bed in between a few neatly folded blankets.

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THANKS ALOT ASSHOLE!

I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!

Did you cut the cord?

This is possibly the hottest thing I have ever read. Holy fucking christ, two perfect lolis all to yourself?!?!

He also stole it from a sex stories com post.

Is it geared towards people your age or something? I'm in my 20s and feel like I know how to lift weights since I've been doing it since my teens. Made the mistake of not checking my ego at the door and recovering for a couple months, but otherwise it's pretty basic. The fitness industry is to me one of the biggest scams out there, especially when it comes to dieting. The juices, cleanses etc. most are just repackaged BS. Our bodies are pretty damn good at survival and pretty damn good at gaining muscle, it's really not that hard.

Finding it got me hard. I had some time before anyone else would be home. Plugged it in, layed on her bedroom floor and spent 10 or so minutes using the massager to make my cock cum.

Um... No, I didn't. You are talking about a different user, I was there when the argument was had. That one was about a mom and her son.

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No.I masturbated with it once, put it back where I found it and never mentioned it to her or almost anyone else other than a couple really close friends.

It wasn't that loud through the wall so I only noticed it when everything else was completely silent (like when you are finally trying to fall asleep).

It always got me aroused hearing it. I couldn't help fantasize about exactly what she was doing. It helped her masturbate and me too!

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Post the link if you think so.

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Other than MLM there's no bigger scam industry out there than fitness and exercise. It's almost entirely bullshit and (intentionally) overly complicated. You'll get 50 different accounts all basically saying the exact same bullshit. MyFYP is mostly geared towards new recipes, changing up your routine occasionally, and not overthinking it. It's no more complicated than caloric deficit and lifting heavy shit. I also do yoga three times a week so I follow some great yoga accounts that don't delve too deeply into the hippy dippy, rich white woman bullshit. All in all it's been a pretty great discovery for me

nice story user, well written, very hot. Good luck with your stories in the future :)

Gotcha

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Thank you! I might write up some other stories about us in the future, like maybe our first full threesome or one of our pregnancy scares.

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Kink stuff on tiktok? I thought it was all thots miming and pretending to nearly show a sideboob.

How does kink exist on chinas ultraclean harvesting app? I installed that shit a few times and it hurt my old brains with a barrage the thirsty little attention whoring twats.

I've wasted about £2k on a bitch who regularly used to post on Yea Forums. Glad it's finished with, hate that I became a simp for ethots.

I am a very important movie producer and I would be interested in buying the rights for a movie adaptation of your story. In order to cast appropriately, i would need pictures of your sisters, user

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On who?

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Most of the best kink creators are smaller and fly under the radar. They have to keep it pg13 of course, but it's also a good way to find people you like on other platforms where they have a little more freedom. I'm a rope rigger and I have a few fellow riggers and bunnies I follow. That's where the stepdaughter started picking up on things actually.

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Ok, that makes a bit more sense. You mostly use it to keeping things fresh, switch things up when bored. The recipe thing I also get but my diet was just bare bones. I would eat chicken breast/eggs/ protein drinks, eat a few vitamins (b12 or multi) and have potatoes, rice or other simple food. It's just more manageable when you eat the same stuff but I understand how others may not be able to stick to it. Why do you do yoga, wouldn't a beer league with a couple of your boys be enough to keep you limber?

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Nah. I'll just get asked questions I don't want to answer, her real name etc.

I just stole my sister nudes

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Man, I wish I had a job where I could just blow 2k.

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I would have to paint over their faces anyways, and I don't keep any nudes of either of them for obvious reasons.

Just imagine Amy Schumer but 50 lbs less and not a fucking bitch.

So you met her irl? And on what did you spend that money?

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A few reasons for yoga:
-It absolutely helps with my lifting. My joints and flexibility are better than they've been in years.
-My sex drive is higher than ever.
-women in yoga pants
-not to be too bullshit spiritualistic or anything, but it really does help with my state of mind and ability to maintain calmness throughout the day.
-hot yoga is one of the most cleansing and brutal things I've ever undertaken. That shit is metal as fuck and will challenge you to your limits.

I like saying nigger

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post them or bullshit

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I don't know my threshold is pretty high after doing highschool wrestling (couldn't really do it in college). I have never done anything as physically demanding as that in my life and I've pretty much played every sport, even did martial arts for yesrs. So you just flirting with hese girls at the yoga studio or enjoying the eye candy?

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My sister and I fooled around a lot growing up and were each other's firsts in high school

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My sisters and I were each others firsts as well. Can you tell us more? Did you cum in her, do anal, ever tell anyone, etc?

Most of the women on the studio are younger, so I'm a bit of a novelty. Older guy who's in pretty good shape and can pull off a decent handstand and lotus. Flirting is inherently part of it. Eye candy doesn't hurt either.
Wife and stepdaughter go to teg same gym and occasionally do yoga as well, so I can't carry it too far, but I've enjoyed the sights at least..the community aspect is pretty legit too. Also one teacher in particular is one of the hottest women I've ever seen. So there's that.

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I've only ever told my wife and my sister says she hasn't told anyone. We never tried anal but I did cum in her once. She wanted to know what it felt like

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I only bother to come here because it makes me feel better about my life when I'm feeling bad. I've achieved actual success with my business, I've got a long term girlfriend who I'm in basically in a domestic partnership with and who isn't pressuring me to marry her when I don't want to marry anyone. But god DAMN is it easy to feel better than 99% of the people here.

But don't worry guys. That just means you're at a shit place in your life. I've been there. I grew up poor as shit. Some day maybe you'll come back here for the same reason.

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My sisters and I only ever told one girlfriend of ours, the one who taught my sisters how to masturbate and got everything started. It is really a dangerous thing to talk about.

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I guess I'm prejudice in my thinking because I figure a lot of these people are delusional. Don't get me wrong I recognize the strength needed to hold some of the positions and flexibility, the rest of the stuff just leaves me scratching my head. If you and her mom are doing it, anything creative you guys have been able to do as you test each other's stamina?

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