So, how do I get that so-called "Gold" account / membership on Yea Forums? Can anyone help?

Tell OP he is a faggot

What does OP stand for?

Maybe you could try calling tech support? The number is easy to remember,
along with every other crime, jews did 9/11
for a good time, call 911

it means lurk moar

Yeah, really funny. You guys are not very helpful, honestly.

are you gonna tell on us?

you post 'gold account' followed by your bank card details and your email (don't worry they appear X'd out) and get your gold account in minutes.

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No? But I don't know why this gold account thing is such a secret here. I just wanted to see images that were just pure white squares. Why are they hidden in the first place?

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top secret stuff man
jk not really. We've been posting it in this thread this whole time. Have you tried reading it?

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I do not wish to post my credit card details on a board where everyone can see it. I asked you, too. Any other methods for the purchase?

dunno what to tell you. That's the only way I'm aware of. Worked for me.

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That makes no sense. I have never seen a single website using this method for purchases. How would they even know what I was going to buy? You people all seem like very bad scammers.

You have to suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's butthole.

Jesus of Nazareth.. I won't even try to ask why you said that.

>very bad scammers
dubs confirm, OP is a scammer. Call the police!

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Great. More words I don't know the meaning of. This is by far the most confusing image board I've ever been to.

you need to delete system 32 first, it wont work unless you delete system32 first

>Jesus of Nazareth
oh, btw
Have you met Andy? He's got the stuff dreams are made of.

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Haha, finally, I know that one. But it is actually wrong since 64-bit Windows has two system folders with the same files now. System32 and SysWOW64 both contain system files.

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No, I don't know who that 'Andy' is.

>Andy

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then i guess you have to delete them both, but first you delete system 32 then SYSWOW64

first step is pressing ALT+F4
after that just follow the instructions

Even if I wanted to I couldn't, NTFS permissions won't allow you. You're not that good with computers, right? Haha

uh oh, look out guys! He might be undercover!

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You'll have to talk to the original oldfag to find out how to get Yea Forums gold unforrunately, and we haven't heard anything from him in over a year

I don't know who that is. Any chance he'll return so I can make the purchase finally?

install gentoo

well if you had admin privileges that wouldn't be a pr oblem would it

Don't count on it

I do have admin privileges, but you can't just remove system files since it will still say access denied.

also forgot to say, but rip m00t, rip copypaste (he became cripplekike), and rip KC

Bummer. Can anyone *at least* tell me why images are hidden as white squares, then?

That's not how iphones work. Stop lying.

You're even more restricted on smartphones. Haha

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Maybe because those images really are white squares, and there's nothing 'hiding" them?

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I wouldn't know, I'm not allowed to have one. lol

Really!? Did I just get trolled?

Comin' through, posting dubs.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE????

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Probably. There's a couple of trolls on this board that are off of their meds and need attention.

Suck it out of a black man’s penis. Every black man has one. Dubs checked

Probably. Yea Forums Gold is just a meme that's made to mock Reddit Gold accounts. You probably got trolled.

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dubs confirm

Ah, man. At least I won't have to spend money on seeing images, then.

why would you come here for that anyway? Can't you use bing?

I actually do use Bing! It's pinned on my favorites bar.

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Oh nice! It's unfortunate what microsoft did to Ms Dewey.. RIP
youtu.be/cdiJdpJrBVk

And Tay, too.

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When do you think they'll finally sacrifice bing too?

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I use Bing on a daily basis. I don't think they will. Bing is almost just as good as Google search now anyway.

I still don't know what OP stands for, though.

>Bing is almost just as good as Google search
I can't wait until they fight

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What do you mean by fight?

try using bing, or google. Have you ever heard of a search engine? Are you new to the internet?

I am only new to Yea Forums. Okay, I'll try.