What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

I ate my daughters pussy.

I've eaten shit during sex before. It was disgusting. I attempted suicide soon after that.

i sat in a room with my housemate and his girlfriend while they got high on drugs. I wanted to see her big tits and I had a thing for her but couldn't touch.

i progressively started playing more sexual content on the screen and engaged them with sexual questions. Eventually i influenced them enough to get horny and start doing things in front of me.

the girlfriend took her top off to let her tits free.
she showed her nipple piercings. My housemate tweaked them, she moaned and got him hornier.

things progressed to the point where she was fully naked, getting fingered and then fucked.

I had a front row seat for it all. She looked me in the eyes while being fucked and i knew she secretly wanted me to join. but i didn't and just sat there and 'respectfully' watched.

the next day we didnt mention anything about it. as though it never happened. though from that point forward she would give me certain looks.

about a week or two later, she comes over early while my housemate is still at work. i let her in, lead her to the couch and we start confessing our thoughts about that evening

we figured my housemate wouldnt be home for another hour and we couldnt help ourselves.

minutes later she is gagging on my cock and then i fill her full of cum.

she greets my housemate with a kiss when he gets home and we act like nothing happened.

Total fucking kek

lol. you sexual deviant

When I was 21 years old and in the army I got blackout drunk, and somehow, went off post.

I woke up with a decent looking blonde who was twice my age, and her husband. And we were all sticky. It was also Monday morning and I was late for formation at my duty post 70 miles away.

I did not know who these people were or how I got there. I always drank in my barracks room. I learned who they were and that they picked me up in a bar in town as her birthday present. Her hubby and I double-teamed her. She was quite happy with us both. I also learned that unlike a lotta guys, I don't get "Whiskey Dick" I get hard as a diamond, I just can't cum easily. So, apparently, I railed the shit out of this MILF before dropping a full tank of baby batter in her, and on her, and all over the room.

That was the last time I got drunk, the summer of 1986

I tend to (unintentionally) fuck up lesbians I've known.

Two biggest examples:
First, girl I was friends with. Knew she was lesbo, but didn't care. Wasn't aiming to get her, just wanted someone to chill with. Spent a lot of time together.
After a while, she suddenly got distant. Avoided me for a week. Finally called and wanted to meet up for a coffee.
We sit and drink, fucking awkward silence. After a few minutes, she blows up at me.
I'm all she thinks about.
And she is PISSED.
Goes off about how she doesn't know why she has feelings for me, how she never wanted this, how she has always been HAPPY being a lesbian. Never even kissed or been with a guy, never wanted it. Losing her mind yelling that I'm doing something to her, and that being a lesbian was "core" to who she was, and with her feelings for me, she didn't know who she was anymore.
Gets up, throws her drink at me (iced coffee, thank god) says she never wants to hear from me again, and leaves.

That was almost 20 years ago. Long before "woke shit" and identity politics became a thing, really. Was upset when it happened, but now I look back and just wonder how she's doing, hope she's OK. We were young, and what she felt for me fucked with how she saw herself.

I had sex with 3 generations of women in one family and two of them I had 2 of.

Did you get an article 15?

Oh BOY did I. Lost my only stripe and 30 days restricted to post, and forfeit half my meager pay for two months. I also had to repaint the entire barracks. By myself.

Second is more recent. Talked to this girl online. Every day. For hours. She was a lesbian, in a relationship, so not an "e-girlfriend," just a friend. Knew she was real though. We'd do video calls and shit to stay in touch. Her girlfriend knew, obviously, and didn't care. She'd say hi on occassion.

So, three years this online friendship goes on. Then one night, she's wasted, and starts sending me nudes.
Tell her she shouldn't. She's drunk and will be upset later, and her girlfriend won't be happy about it. She passes out shortly after.
Next day, hits me up and we talk as regular. Suddenly, sends me a few more pics. Tells me she's sober and doesn't care. She liked showing me (she always liked getting a rise out of me, telling me what she and her GF did together). She starts asking me if I'm gonna save the pictures, and look at them later.

Then hits me with "oh, [GF] is pissed, I have to talk to her. Be back in a few."

And that was 4 years ago.

She had a harsh phobia of men IRL, plus being lesbo, but I was safe. I was a friend, and I lived thousands of miles away, so nothing could happen anyhow. Her GF liked to show her off when out with other girls and stuff, so I think she genuinely thought GF wouldn't care. But I never heard from her again, and worry I hurt their relationship.

elaborate?
you had sex with granny, mother and daughter?

i voted for biden because a girl promised to deep throat and swallow after. it was worth it.

Kinda fucked up how she put all her feelings on you, like you were the one at fault, like you did it on purpose. I frankly woulda been pissed off. Not your fault she caught feelings in any way shape or form.

Not unless she's still doing it to compensate for the ass-fucking we're getting from the old fuckstick...

Oh dang. How did you get back?

Did you tell anyone why you were really gone?

I fucked 3 sisters in the same day. One, I went to school with and brought me over to hang out and we ended up fucking, then I went out to the living room and for some reason her other two sisters jumped all over me (I was skinny with bucked teeth, but I have pretty eyes, and a big dick, maybe it was the eyes?). I fucked the skinny one, then the bigger one. Her sisters were better lays. She didn't even care. That was a weird day.

I also dated and fucked another pair of sisters. Not really that uncommon I guess, just thought I'd mention another pair of sisters. I was way more into the younger one, but the older was actually my friend, so I guess they talked about me and that maybe made her jealous or curious? Good times.

I fucked two girls who were upset because of the 2016 election. Was one election night the other was two nights later.

Actually, they drove me back to post before noon. Dropped me off right at my unit.

Yes. Told my Captain and my 1st Sgt. I was that weeks example of not going overboard drinking. Got some chuckles but that's it.

I mean, I agree... and I was really upset when it happened.
But we were also 19. I can look back and realize that it must have fucked with her a lot to just want a friend, and end up having feelings that she never meant to have, for someone she never meant to have them for.

Did something similar but with strippers. I was an e3 at the time. Got bumped down to e2 and had to do "ground beautification" with my e tool. Then I had to do fucking firewatch. I don't miss the army tbh.

What happens when you lose a stripe?

You're my hero. That's exactly what I wish could have happened with a couple of my female friends.

I guess I'll throw out my stories in extremely short form:
>grew up an incel moron
>didn't lose virginity until 22
>when I was divorced at 46, I had only ever fucked 2 women
>thought I was doomed to a sexless, washed up life
>but I worked on myself, and opened my mind
>at 48 I fucked 3 different women in the same week
>one of those chicks was a hot 20-year-old
>I ate her ass, doggy style with the lights on, we did everything; she squirted
>she said it was the best sex ever
>now I can die a happy man

Most of my friend would never believe that I've sucked multiple cocks through gloryholes. I've been with my high school prom date for 27 years.

You drop a grade in pay, and you don't get it back until you come up for promotion again, which could take a while. I went from E-2 to E-1, which at the time was about a hundred bucks less a month if memory serves.

how old?

i was swimming with a friend and my girlfriend at the river.
side note, i would often catch him looking at her boobs whenever he was around her and know he wanted to see them.
at some stage of swimming, i get behind my girlfriend, lock her arms down and then pull her swim top down to reveal her pale pink nips. i waited until my friend got a good view of them and then let her go to cover up.

he let out a funny noise upon noticing her nips., he then jumped into the water, likely to hide his boner.

she sheepishly laughed it off

I randomly bought a hooker one time. When she got there she said she could only do anal because she was in her period. I wasn't into anal, so she busted out a fucking 8 ball of blow and some porn. We ended up just talking and laughing all night and she blew me like 6 or 7 times. It was one of the best nights of my life. Only hooker I ever got.

nice

She was 18. She was so smashed she didn't even remember. I really wished I'd fucked her that night.

Luckily everything is paid for.

>18
gross

Fuck off pedo.

Told this story already but I'll try to keep it brief

>be me
>6-ish months ago
>bi gf (new ex gf) wants to try polygamy with another girl
>i'm not getting cucked to a w for me
>gf, call her Carlie, and I suggest a friend of ours, call her Leia
>My gf at the time was very thicc, medium sized tits but dumptruck ass and big thighs
>about 150 lbs. Not fat but very squishy
>Leia is very petite. Basically nonexistent tits but nice firm butt
>Halloween rolls around
>After the girls go trick or treating, we meet up at Leia's house
>Midnight rolls around, it's only me, Carlie and Leia
>Carlie and I hadn't seen eachother in a bit, so we ask Leia if we can fuck on her floor
>Leia agrees, is fine watching as well
>Begin fucking Carlie while making small talk to Leia about what sex shit she's into
>Eventually ask Carlie in her ecstatic stupor if she would like to as Leia about her little idea
>She coyly asks Leia if she's interested, Leia says she'll try it, but only oral today
>Leia is a virgin but has sex toys like dildos and anal beads, so not totally inexperienced
this will be important later
>sit in chair
>Leia begins polishing me off, balls and all
>actually does a good job, no complains
>at one point Leia sucks my balls while Carlie sucks my shaft
>heaven on earth
>Ask Leia if she wants me to cum in her mouth
>says yes
>sticks out her tongue as I blow my load into her mouth
>pull up pants and leave for the night

Part 2 incoming

Part 2

>next day
>Carlie calls me awake
>"hey user wanna hang out with Leia and I"
>possibility of sex
>I hurry over
>Leia and I live in the same neighborhood so we both can easily talk about spots
>All of our parents are home, but by our houses is a retention pond with these storm drain tunnels (attached pic isn't from our area but this is basically what they look like, with smaller rooms with offshoot paths)
>suggest this, they agree
>tell Leia's parents we're going for a walk
>her dad buys it and even tries to get us to take Leia's dog with us
>Manage to weasel out of that because her dog is scared of me for some reason, he buys this too
>Walk off and enter the drain
>Rained recently so floor isn't really comfortable
>Squeeze into smaller side drain, everyone takes pants off
>Fuck Carlie for a bit but then Leia says she wants in on it
>Straddles me cowgirl style and I try to help stick it in her pussy
>stops me and says "wrong hole"
>Leia wants it in her butt, says she's pretty stretched out
>had tried anal with Carlie with moderate success, but she's determined so we say fuck it
>Didn't bring lube so use vag juice and spit
>Manage to get it in, I hump and Leia bounces
>Do this until friction starts becoming an issue, suggest doing vaginal to get it lubricated again
>She gets in doggy and after cleaning my dick with some water we brought and a rag, I enter her vag
>Her butthole was tight but her vag was ultra tight, could barely put it in
>So good I have to pull out after just a few thrusts to cum on the wall, cum so hard my rope makes an audible smack sound on the concrete
>pussy was so good I had to tap out, end up eating her ass as Carlie rubs her clit to climax
>Leave storm drain and proceed with day as usual

In part three I'll give the finale, it'll be shorter than previous two but it'll finish the story

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Moar, bro.

Based trips deserves you posting your gf's tits for all to see.

Bath house in my city. Go hang out in a towel, get in the hot tub, maybe sit in the sauna for a bit. Eventually wander downstairs and watch some porn on one of the many screens. Keep an eye on who's standing around. When a good looking guy is around, I'll go into one of the stalls and wait. Before long I'll hear them go into one of the ones next to me. They'll stick their fingers through the hole and I'll let them know I'm interested. Then a hard cock will come through, which is just fucking perfect. Suck them off while I stroke myself. Hot as fuck.

Babysitter had me eating her ass at age 9 for gameboy games and toys. Started as a "game" and ended up going all the way to me getting hard as fuck every time she came over. She was the daughter of a family friend.

Got my dick stuck in a Gatorade bottle because I saw a green text about it
Also sounded myself with a 3ds stylus

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Part 3: Finale

>Few weeks later
>Carlie had already given her blessing for Leia and I to bang on our own as long as we let her know
>Saturday, I have a shift in the afternoon, or so I think
>Hit up Leia
>"Hey I have a shift at 3 but before that do you wanna fuck and get food?"
>says yes, drive over
>go for another "walk"
>bring lube this time, also bring anal beads to plug up cum
>Get in storm drain, we decide to try it standing up
>Still water on the ground, makes it awkward, but we get our pants off and lube up
>stick my dick in her tight ass and begin going
>most heavenly feeling ever
>Cum deep in her butt after a while, best feeling ever
>Look at the time, spent longer fucking than I thought
>Tell her I'd make it up to her another time and we go to eat at the same plaza my job was at
>We have a good time. Talk, laugh, walk around
>Gets close to my shift, drop her off at home and head into work
>"Hey user sorry to tell you but you're fired"
>Pissed off, not because I lost my job (I was gonna quit anyway) but because I could have spent more time fucking Leia in her tight butt
>Leave, Leia has something come up so that's the end of that day
>She tells me a few weeks later that she doesn't want to keep risking her parents finding out, says the sex felt good but she never saw me romantically, polyamory felt stressful, etc
>Say I understood, left it at that
That was back in December
Fast forward about 4 months...
>break up with Carlie due to her doing something that was really disrespectful to me
>still get horny as fuck
>Decide to hit up Leia this weekend and see if she's down with doing it one more time while my parents are out of town

And that's where the saga ends... for now

don't really have nudes.
but here is a clevage shot

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cute as hell, dude

fucking hot

Your wife has no idea?

I'm not into dick, but glad you have your secret life and are into it.

Just curious if the risk of STDs crosses your mind? I guess danger is part of the thrill you seek?

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Actually she does know and encouraged it. It turns her on big time. So after I'd go do that, I'd come home and tell her about it and we'd fuck like crazy. As for stds I don't stress too much about oral. I wouldn't let some stranger fuck me though.

Ive taken multiple girls virginities.

I had a female housemate a couple years ago
she was pretty cute. short, big tits.
we avoided each other for the most part, i had a gf and she had a fiancé.
one very hot day we were watching movies on the couch. (not something we usually do)
after a few hours of chatting we get pretty comfortable.

The heat was only getting worse and the fans couldnt keep up. I basically stripped down to my boxer briefs, to which she commented that it was a good idea and changed into minimal clothes covered under a baggy shirt.

at one stage there were some sex scenes on screen and that invoked discussion around kinks, fetishes etc.

my hand spent a lot of time resting on my cock during this. initially to cover it up, but that progressed to subtle squeezing and touching. I played it off as unconscious and acted like she didn't notice. It was quite exciting to subtly touch my cock in the darkened room with her next to me not saying anything.

I could feel the sexual tension starting to build. I carefully steered to conversation further into sexual fetishes and said i was into exhibitionism and some other things. I pulled out my phone and casually showed her some nudes/sex pics i had saved over the years. She commented favorably on a picture of a girl holding my hard cock and responded by showing me a couple pictures of her naked in a pool and of her tits.

this set me over the edge and i told her i needed to go masturbate as i was too horny. i went to my room.

cont...

moments later she knocks on my door and comes in to offer me a snack. i had porn on my screen and i covered up. instead of going away she comments on the porn saying the girl(s) were pretty while munching on the snacks.

I lose the plot again, take my cock back out and start stroking for her. I was already on edge and a short moment later I shot multiple thick ropes of cum across the room, hitting the walls and stuff.

she then said 'thanks for that' and then finally left the room.

later that evening her bf came over, we all watched some movies and she made playful veiled jokes about my cum in front of him of which he didn't pick up on.

that's the only thing that happened between us. she moved out a month or two later.
hot memory.