What do musicians do if they have to go pee pee or poo poo on stage and arent GG Allin?

What do musicians do if they have to go pee pee or poo poo on stage and arent GG Allin?

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all musicians wear diapers

tactical diap

honestly I would just piss on the stage. I doubt the fans would give a shit unless I'm john williams or something

the average gig is like what 45 min to 2 hours? unless you've been drinking you should be able to hold it.

Yeah this, pretty well known in the music industry but the general public doesn't realise it

Poo in hand

They do this

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I don't know if everyone has ever gone in front of an audience but I would tell you that your ass gets TIGHT. I can't imagine anyone wanting to go and take a shit in front of an audience, really.

In any case, most bands would play 2-hour-long concerts TOPS so I doubt they'd want to go to the toilet during that time.

The average gig is 30-45 minutes for smaller bands. I just pee before going on, and hold it until we're done.