GOTTA WAIT IT OUT

GOTTA WAIT IT OUT

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BE PATIENT

Worst song on Lateralus

where have all you tool fans been the last few years, theyve been relentlessly mocked and you just stood there doing nothing

i've literally only come back to this board after 5 years to talk about the new songs
we had good tool threads back then too

I don't know how you can actually tell the difference between a tool fan and someone relentlessly mocking them, but let me just point out there is no way anyone under the age of 35 actually cares about Tool any more than they care about Dio or something.

HEY GUYS DO YOU THINK THEY'LL FINALLY TOUR WITH RUSH?

Nah fuck that im in my 20s and I had 10,000 days sitting next to my D12 CD that album was huge for everyone

imagine thinking this is an appropriate comparison

Everyone likes Tool, just there wasn't much to talk about until now.

Thats not true and youre a coward for trying to repaint history to hide your betrayal

Rush should be touring with Tool

Some old glam rock guy pervert yelling about wicca or something. Seems like an apt comparison, but then again I'm not some 40-year-old mall ninja that only listens to guitar music.

>but then again I'm not some 40-year-old mall ninja that only listens to guitar music.
lmao is that meant to be an insult to anyone

Uh, the band Tool?

where the leaks?

I started listening to Tool about 3 months ago.
I cannot really listen to any other band, it just does not feel right anymore. I will see them live next month in Copenhagen

youtube

Nobody
Cares

Joe and The Rogans

Aftershock festival coming up!

the live video a fan put up of Descending got over a million hits in less than 2 days
its very likely this album could reach number 1 again after all these years

Literally the worst opinion I've ever heard.

Soft
Rock
Drone
Fest

'learn to swim'

omg I give a shit about 90s corporate blues rock after all!

>blues rock
I don't give a fuck if you hate Tool, but that's just factually incorrect.

I see you know basically nothing about guitar.

Don't you ever get tired of sperging on every Tool thread?

so you're everybody now?

>he said among the obnoxious shitstorm of Sony Music's marketing

>Sony Music is marketing a boomer band that has always been popular among the hipster crowd on a dead nazi forum

Yeah you seem really tuned into what goes on around here.

This. Also, it'd be too blatant a move. Recent shilling techniques (ie. Billie Eilish) involve making constant hate threads about the artist in question. It keeps them in the public eye, encourages contrarians to like the product and gives the label deniability.

After the past week, nobody here needs your help understanding what "blatant" looks like, I promise.

well this thread is going great.

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IF THERE WAS A GOOD THREAD TO MAKE
I SURELY WOULD HAVE MADE IT BY NOW

GOTTA WAIT IT OUT

*album

Are you the Tool?

I like how we can't ever talk about music outside a general thread because every thread is an obvious shill thread becaus OP either likes or hates the music they post about.

Imagine posting about music you like.

>implying every thread isn't started by maynard for these exact reasons

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So when is the release date, Anonymous?

August 30th
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lol

does the lion fret about the ants scampering up its paw or does it simply flick them off and carry on?

You've obviously never left your basement or had a single cool friend in your life if you think anyone under 35 doesn't care about tool

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