>Be me, about 35, have skinny wife >Work overseas, have skinny mistress >Check out BBW threads on Yea Forums >Get curious about fucking a fatty >Match with Taiwanese landwhale on Tagged >Go through the motions >She thinks we're dating, lol >Doesn't know I have wife >She's dumb as dogshit >Really lazy, hates any walking >Wants to catch a train like 200m >She's a terrible kisser >Get her into bed >The fat is like being on a waterbed >Vagina is behind a mile of obese labia majora >With about 7.5" I'm barely actually inside >She just lies there like a beached whale >Won't ride me, thinks it's too much effort >Also scared of squashing me >She thinks sex three times a week is a lot >Starts getting possessive >Messages me when I'm busy at work >Gets pissed off if I don't answer immediately >Asks if I'm cheating on her with other girls >Haha doesn't know she's the one on the side >Breaks up with me >Blocks me on WeChat >Whatever, sex was shit anyway >Messages me on WeChat a few weeks later >Can't reply because she still has me blocked
The trouble is, my wife knows, or at least strongly suspect, I fucked the landwhale. She tries to tease details out of me, and she gives me shit about it in front of the kids. Also, the kids love hearing “fat chick stories” about dumb/lazy shit she did. Wut do?
Great story. But there are fat Girls who’re not lazy in bed. They’re just fat. And that can feel nice in bed. Especially cuddling.
Hunter Thomas
Yeah, she doesn’t really care if I occasionally fuck other women as long as there’s no risk of me leaving her for other women.
Jack Campbell
wtf is this t hread lmao
Logan Gomez
My wife is nuts. She spent 4 years talking and crying about my ex girlfriend that she asked about and she never let it go.
I do travel for work a lot and go out of state and I fantasize about hooking up for a night at my hotel. But, I'm too committed.
Zachary Morris
>But there are fat Girls who’re not lazy in bed. They’re just fat. I’ve heard about these mythical white whales that are good lays, but I haven’t fucked one (yet). I’m too lazy to try and have an affair at the moment though, and I kind of got turned off fat chicks by the bad experience.
Bro you're cheating on your wife with ugly fat women while lying about having a 7.5 inch dick on Yea Forums. Get it together
Jaxson Clark
Assuming that this is your mistress, does she do anal?
Isaac Baker
Hey, it was only one fat, ugly woman.
Jaxson Gomez
So, what are you trying to say with this story? That you're a piece of shit ? Cause I do agree with that
Robert Parker
Not willigly
Brody Rivera
thanks for saving the thumbnail from a previous thread and renaming it to look like your own
Charles James
Was the fat taiwan chick named Ann?
Luis Jones
No, she was called Huawen. A disproportionate number of Taiwanese women are called wen – Yiwen, Huawen, their president is called Yingwen.
Liam Campbell
>Also, the kids Tell us more about the kids, OP.
Matthew Martin
They are growing up way too fast, user.
Landon Rodriguez
Most ones I know take some western name to make it easy for the white dudes who fuck them.
Owen Howard
My wife had some new Taiwanese coworker, and she had this conversation with her: >Is your name Wen? >No, it’s femanon. Why? >Well your president is called Yingwen, and all my husband’s Taiwanese friends are like Yiwen, Huawen, Wenny… >(laughs) >Don’t worry, you can change your name.
They’re still friends even though they don’t work together any more.
