I didn't think I'd get this far. What do I say next?
I didn't think I'd get this far. What do I say next?
okay, now let me rape u
“Cute :)
What’s the newest addition to your family/what’re you hoping to get next?”
Then talk about plants for a bit, make a joke, then ask her if she wants to grab a drink. Outdoors of course, so you can enjoy the plants.
Then you rape her.
trips decide what OP is sending next
Say" now imma plant my seed in that fuckin pussy hole baby"
And to be clear I know what I’m talking about. I’ve slammed countless broads off of dating apps.
Sent, seems good. I'm gonna try to take it slow with this chick cause she seems nice. We will see I guess
>do u liek pewp? :3
Do it fgt.
Post a pic of her
ask to see her butthole. if she wont show you she was just leading you on anyway, so no loss.
“I love to spread my seed.”
This
Clearly this faggot
rollin
My analhole thirsts for your tongue
Rollllllllllllalalalalalal
Rolll QUAAAAAAA QUAAAAAAA HUNNY
This one please.
"AHH CUM CUM I LOVE CUM, DO YOU HAVE A PENIS BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO CUM ON IT??? :DDD
JUST JOKING BABE... UNLESS ITS DUDE?? >.o"
REROLLING
> picked me up it
Is this the average intelligence of girls on tinder?
Say "I'd love to plant an inch in your pussy hole baby."
Ive got some inches for you as Well, baybay
I have a 3 inch plant
more more sabotage roll
This
“Oo nice that’s a new one for me. Did you name him? Are you that type of person lol”
I’m this guy
well OP, you gonna deliver?
jesus whats with all the emojis do people really talk like this?
Fuck off already please
Bro do this one
>She/Her
Cancer OP run away
RRROOOOOLLLLLL FAGGOT
you cant argue with dubs faggot.
>She/her
It was fucked from the beginning
Hey op stop being a huge faggot
Yeah. Sorry to break it to ya dude. Gotta lose your standards if you’re gonna be successful on dating apps.
This is above average to be honest
>real talk
Ask her if plants have gender, and if so, are there also transplants?
Say" name it turd. Cus turds has inches and so do your plant"
Guy that keeps giving you lines here. Idk what sneeze emoji means, I’m 30.
There’s probably a funny joke you could make about inchplant and a name. Idk what’s ant man’s name? You could also do “I’d love to brainstorm plant names with you over a drink sometime (upside down smiley or something” if you’re feeling brave. I give it a solid chance on working unless you think this chick is out of your league.
Or maybe lie and say you named your bonsai
Or you could take it in a different direction and ask about her other interests
Want me to plant a few inches in you?
He's started with a flirty line and then when she followed up with the inchplant opportunity he either didnt pick it up because hes socially retarded or he did but he chose not to because now that a girl is actually talking to him he doesnt know how to act and overthinks everything in fear of messing up what he sees as a chance to a long term relationship but what is actually just a one off shot to have sex with a girl on tinder
You'll make a great dad.
You’re an idiot. Most women don’t want references to sex before you’ve actually had sex with them. It’s safer to just not bring it up till you’ve gotten a drink or two in them.
Be nice, show interest in them and their interests, and once you’ve disarmed them make a move.
Show her your bonsai (penis) looking as small as you can make it
Ask her if she allows her plant to watch when she is getting fucked
Now's the time to ask for a date, keep it casual like "Got time to meet for coffee this weekend?"
These made me laugh for their sheer absurdity lol
Dude shes on tinder and has that stupid "i want someone obsessed with me" bullshit description...you think that girl cant find a boyfriend? yesh she can! She looks decent, shes not there for relationships, shes there to fuck u mormon!!!!b
Ask her if she would suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixxs asshole and send her this image too
Based
Did you mean Mormon or moron lol because both work.
Here’s the thing:
If she’s here for sex, progressing towards a date without bringing up sex isn’t going to make her lose interest. OP can gauge how aroused she is on the date through jokes and progressive touching (thigh, shoulder etc)
If she isn’t here just for sex, if you bring it up right away she very well may lose interest.
Just get em out on a date first. Every time.
Who the fuck spells it jillyan? Fucking yanks are retarded
Are you Emma?
What are you going to do when you have to talk to her in person?
Take his chances and see what happens.
I'm better at that, texting is hard for me
Tell her you want to plant your seed in her and then grab the spaghetti out of your pockets and start eating it in front of her with your bare hands