True stories from your sex life and/or mostly true stories and/or just larping

easy to mend the situation:
- find a girls who have alot of gf's
- do w/e you can to fuck her or at least to flash your monster dick to her
- wait so she would spread the news to her gf's
- see miracle happen

I had a nerdy tall gf in hs. she really liked being embarrassed, our fav thing to do was pants her in various places. She would purposely start wearing these baggy ugly sweatpants to motivate me to remove them even more. she would tease a lot, purposely not wear a belt so her jeans would sag flashing her panties bending over or sitting infront of me in class. pic related a pair she left at my house when I moved a few years back.

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Flashing my cock would only confirm to them I am the perv they've thought I was since middle school.

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The girl I used to fuck in high school had a younger brother who would go on to start a band and be accused by multiple women of rape.

steve is that you?

basically got a handfrom from my mom when i was like 9.
>kid at church i barely knew had to get circumcised a 2nd time cause wasnt washing it or some shit
>my mom and his mom were gossiping about it
>get home
>mom randomly leads me to bathroom talking about the kids dick and how i have to wash mine right
>starts pulling my pants down
>9 so im not really embarrassed yet
>suddenly starts trying to pull my foreskin back, it stings like hell
>start kicking and screaming and shit, aunt eventually comes in and has to help hold me while mom pulls the skin back
>theres white shit on it and she starts rubbing hand soap into the head part
>it burns like fire and immediately feels like im pissing
>beg her to stop
>later have what i assume is an orgasm (nothing came out)
>finally lets me run off when they both deem it clean enough
>mom does hygiene checks every day for the next few weeks to make sure im washing it

soon after discovered masturbation because i would keep "reenacting" what my mom did to me, ig cause i was trying to figure out what the fuck she did to me, and eventually figured out how to cum from rubbing hand soap into my dick head. Obv that experience fucked me up good and i have a huge mom fetish and matriarch fetish.

I can confirm, I was the Allison Pierce

Sounds like 1 of 2 things.
Either you are just being too shy and imagining they don't like you...
Or you are genuinely just a manlet asshole and you can tell they really don't enjoy being around you.
If you really do have a big dick, i can only imagine you fall in the latter.

anteater cocks are nasty

All u need is to fuck one girl and she will spread the good news. You'll be fucking constantly in no time.

post it.

I've never once took a picture of it. I'm tempted though.

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Ok then fart and cry alot

do it!

>Started going to under 30 naturist events with a local group.
>It was fun, they were a little too hippy for me but the girls were hotter compared to your average nudist. >One night I was sitting in the hot tub at nudist resort after a sponsored event. This cute early 20s chick with a full bush joined me. I had talked to her a little bit during the event but nothing overly flirtatious. So we make small talk and out of nowhere she just grabs my dick under the water and starts stroking me. Most resorts are pretty strict about overt sexual activity so I didn’t know where this was leading. A few more strokes and I cum super hard. She drifts back to the other side of the tub and smiles as if nothing happened.
>I never saw her again and I always wondered if it was just an act of kindness or if I missed out on the biggest nympho ever.

I was fucking 3 girls at same time, not 4 way but every night i had one of the girls over, this went on for about month and half, then one "broke up" with me, then i had just 2 for few more weeks and then i decided to gf one of them.

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fucking nice. big and aesthetic.

During my military service I turned this virgin chick I was seeing to a horny cocksucker. Interested?

pic related, only got a few

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jew

>Too bad I'm a manlet,
Move to a country with short women.
>kind of ugly,
Not much you can do about that without $.
>skinny
DYEL?
>and shy around women.
Take some L-theanine and practice.

Alternatively, you could film your own pornos. Freaks of Cock. Pay junkies to take it.

damn youve got a nice cock

Sex fiend here…I’ve had a lot of sex. Fucked a lot of pussy, sucked a lot of cock…and everything in between. Anything in particular you want to hear about?

you get fucked too?

Yes. Been fucked dozens of times but sucked way more cock.

did you fuck any of the guys?

One time I put the penis inside the vagina and wiggled it around until the cum. Girl made big moan noise and many orgasm. She later gave birth to strong male child who I also fucked

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Yeah, bring them!

When I was 18, I was seeing a 16yo.
Stayed together and got married later and have 3 kids with her.
Our sex life was incredible. We fucked every single time we were together, and anywhere we could.
Frequent public stealth sex. Record was 7 times in one night. We were absolute freaks.
Also banged her little sister when she turned 16 and nailed her a few times after that and she never said a word about it.

you fucked your sister in law? are you still married? if so do you still fuck your sister in law?

No. Never fucked a guy.

I'm about 7in long, 5.6-7in girth. That means yours is bigger than mine.

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>big
>literally nothing in frame for reference
listen, it could very well be a 10 inch dong. But youre an idiot.

>my sex life
yeah buddy, no such nonsense...

Small dick is best

Yes, several times. She was a petite short-haired blonde skater chick type. Not so cute nowadays, though, but she's still flirty and gives me the look sometimes lol. Afaik, she never once said a word to anyone. Believe me it was fucking hot.
Th

assuming he was honest about his measurements its big.

was she the only time you cheated?

I once had a dream in which I was groped by Glenn Close.

Dude you need to start taking dick pics and vids. Yours is bigger than mine and I like to show mine off. Have fun with it dude. It's a very nice dick. Post angles from the bottom of your dick.

Two weeks ago, I fucked three new girls in one day. 1pm, 6pm and 11pm. Now that was nice.

What’s the best sex to have?

we have mandatory service in my country, but it was pretty lax

we could bring guests into the base almost every day for a few hours in the evening

i was seeing this virgin chick from tinder and after a few visits we happened to go on a walk into the forest near the cantine

i grabbed her and pulled us off the trail into the woods so that no one would reasonably find us, and i basically forced her to suck my dick until i came on her face

she said she was a bit scared but loved it by the end and was sopping wet

cont?

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I was a late bloomer. Nerd in high school, too shy and derpy to get with anyone, thought it was going to be virginity for life. Years later I was back in town visiting parents and friends and ran into a girl I used to know in high school, at a bar. My friends hadn't arrived yet so we hung out, played darts, and she was putting the moves on me. Long story short, lost my virginity to a high school crush years after high school. That somehow opened the floodgates.
Vacation over, back to work, coworker has a party and one of the chicks there is being made fun of by her friend for her short spiky hair. I liked it and told her so. Long story short, that hit us off and we dated for like 9 months and I didn't realize women could like sex as much and as frequently as dudes but she was always all over it. She wanted me to move in with her and I kinda fucked that up so I'm still a tard but you never know what turns life will take.
Also got head once from ANOTHER girl I knew in high school when we met up like 10 years later. I think women actually kinda like a "safety dick". Someone they know but haven't seen in a long time and maybe didn't think much about originally.

I've had bigger in my rectum. Good size for bottoms. Fills you up.

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>we have mandatory service in my country
So Israel. Kill many Palestinians?

Yeah, continue!

Kek

...and you can't stop talking about it to this day

No, there have been side chicks here and there, but nothing as hot as that. It just happened one day when she was staying at our new house. Her sister was working 2nd shift, so we were gaming (Crimson Skies lol)together in the basement. Sitting on the floor leaned against the couch, she leaned over on me and had her elbow in my crotch while holding the controller. I didn't know for sure, but it seemed like she was doing it on purpose. Naturally, I was like 20 so I got hard immediately. She could tell and said something like 'sorry, was that my fault?'
I chuckled and said 'yeah, cute blondes can't just be touching guys like that and expect nothing to happen haha'
Then she said 'well let me see it and maybe I'll make it go away'
Got super dizzy with the rush of hormones and said she'd have to take it out if she really meant that
Well she did, and unzipped my shorts and had no problem getting my cock out and rubbing it. She asked if she could suck it because she always wanted to try. I let her, and could tell she had zero experience. Scraping with her teeth and actually sucking weren't working, but I was so hard I told her to use her hands. I told her I could tell she was a virgin. She giggled a bit and asked if I could help her with that. By then my cock was doing all the thinking and said only if she was sure. She said she had thought about it for a long time and was hoping I could be her secret first.
I said okay, but we'd have to go slow. I took her clothes off to her panties and laid her on the bed. Kissed all over her and went between her thighs. Kissed all over them and kissed her pussy through her panties and rubbed her clit with the tip of my nose. She smelled amazing(thanks Herbal Essences) and I could tell she was wet through her panties. Started pulling them to the side and licking her real soft. After a while I pulled her panties off and asked if she was ready. She said she'd never been so turned on in her life.
More?

Could be Korea, too. They cut their kids willies at 10 yrs old there as a 'manning up' ritual as well.

I've only had sex with 3 women my entire life.

Just received a handjob from a female friend in front of 2 other female friends who were watching

Fucking pussy>fucking female ass>Getting fucked>sucking cock

Sucking cock and getting fucked are pretty close cuz sucking cock is always awesome and getting fucked can be fucking amazing or can be not so much depends…

So is mine big enough to fill up an ass? I started seeing gif vids on here of guys cumming hands free from getting dicked in the ass and now I kinda want to casually fuck a guy in the ass to make him cum hands free. Maybe its my ego wanting to experience that.

Israel is one of several dozen countries with mandatory military service.

Never had sex b4

nope, eu-based
nice guess though

we met up a few times and nothing happened and she was a bit awkward at first. i guess i felt a bit guilty about essentially raping her but then during a visit she asked if i wanted to do it again

i brought her back into the woods and she gave me a really wet sloppy blowjob and had me cum in her mouth so hard i almost fell over from pleasure

i asked her where she learned to do that and she said she had been training for this for a while now since she wasnt sure i liked it the first time

turns out some sort of a switch had been turned in her and she had been waiting for my cock the entire time since the last time

cont?

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used to fuck me homeless (both women and men) for a few dollars, AMA

Male cousin and I sucked and fucked through our formative years.

Just sync up your rhythms so his prostate is taking a nice punch and then massaged all along your shaft until you bottom out in his guts.

Patience is key. He'll send signals. You'll send signals. Thrust faster and harder when you can tell his body is making pleasure motions. Pull up for a few strokes if he is making pain signals then go harder again.

That's how I like it. It's such an amazing feeling having your ass stuffed and nearly emptied over and over until BAM!

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How did you meet them and approach it?NVEJ4

43 yo male here. Been in an almost sexless marriage with the same woman since we were 19. Kids, house, mortgage... the whole pack. But no sex unless I almost beg for it; she's just not into it, and will not do anything out of the ordinary.

Three years ago I told a female friend about this, and she was also not getting the attention she deserved. Long story short: We agreed to take it into our own hands, and met up. The first time was at her work after hours, and we fooled around on a meeting rom. She dragged me into a bath room, were butt naked before I could close the door, and sucked me till I came in her mouth. First time for me, and amazing. Started seeing eachother on the side after this, and got so much sex - got more sex in a couple of months than the rest of my life uptil then. Met up several times a week, and even went on some pure sex-weekends together. She did all I wanted; came in her mouth, on her face, anal, bondage... She dressed slutty for me, and we went out to eat with me knowing she had the sluttiest underwear under her dress. She had lots of vibrators and liked to watch porn, so she had no problem agreeing to go out with me, wearing a remote controlled vibrator and a tight dress a couple of times.

She had a body like a 25 year old, with the experience and self confidence of a 40 yo milf. Spent days in her bed, and got her squirting tenfolds a day.

Eventually had to give her up, beacuse she wanted a steady boyfriend she could be public with. Still talk to her though, and about the amazing sex we had. At least it opened my eyes, and I have been getting something on the side regularly since, but nothing comes near to having her as my regular mistress.