Thinly veiled chart thread

söyboy
t.ourist
boomer

I did eat tofu today

really into fitness

depressed but secretly likes it

why are you posting charts with bandcamp albums how tf are we supposed to know them

>depressed but secretly likes it
ehh half true, I don't mind the feeling of depression but I don't like that my life sucks which is causing those feelings

i think boomer is better than the other 2 anyway

buzzword xd

Depressed 18-20 year old.

Probably feminine bisexual male or a tranny.

Spends to much time on RYM, doesn't have any friends.

Didn't go to college, regrets it.

22 year old boomer.

Redditor.

Doomer, probably enjoys psychs.

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good sense of humor but feels alienated
depressed but angry
fantasizes about what can never really be achieved

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angsty teenager

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is that tmr i see

I am 22

yep

Are you the one I guessed was a 22 year old boomer or the one I guessed was 18-20?

bad taste (for enjoying Loveless)

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Says the person who likes Weezer.

>acdc and eminem

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ive been called a boomer twice in this thread

what the fuck

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Long-term depressed, going through a particularly nasty patch
cool dude.
+ blue nile
+ slowdive
++ JJ cole
Likes play "bucking broncos" with the boys on the ranch
Uses reddit.
++ correct coltrane, gil scott-heron,
Nice taste,

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Yikes! That's a disappointment.

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you seem like someone I could talk to a little about music but then when it came to anything else you'd be obnoxious

Not a teenager anymore, but hung on to those tastes for dear life.

>Moby
All I need to see that you're a decent fellow.

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failed english
failed everything maybe even p.e
still in hs
bad at maths
good in chemistry
did good in school in general

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Your pretty chill and need some happiness in your life
artsy bro
your quiet
idk but you seem cool

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Is this ironic? It's gotta be, right?

>Attic Abasement
nice. Been trying to get that album on cassette for so long now :(

white and depressed
bet you wish you were riding a tractor right now
probably gay
i bet you unironically enjoy music. that's fucked up.
fuck weezer
i like you

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I did great in high school then dropped out in my first year of college, because my bipolar disorder and gender dysphoria made it unbearable.

Close; I'm straight, but I'm a trap.

Why is Giant Steps/Coltrane the "correct" Coltrane?

youre a DAD

>thinly veiled chart thread
>just makes a regular chart thread
I don't get it.

bipolar

a cute gay boy

you're not very happy, i've been there. trust me it gets better
has yet to REALLY delve into music
rrrrredneck
female or gay
been on Yea Forums for about a few months now
very comprehensive about your taste. agrees with a lot of what scaruffi says but not the beatles essay
pretty surface level but hey blue album. also fuck you for not liking loveless
frequent rym user. +mid-air thief
you have very good taste

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But I'm not gay or a boy...

yeah i can see why you'd think i'm bipolar

very funny but in a bad fucking place
mean but has a reason for it, talented
loves their mom
extremely online, maybe too much so
has a deep love for people in general

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I have never made a chart before could someone link the website you guys are using

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neverendingchartrendering.org/

I’ll do the guessing part a bit later

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thank's

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TOP 5.

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Gross. I guarantee those aren’t actually your favorites. Picking obscure and noisy albums doesn’t make you cool.

Nothing there is obscure. I don't get what you mean.

Typical poseur response

But it's true. Like if you haven't heard of any of those bands you shouldn't be on Yea Forums. As far as I'm concerned this is all sub-Yea Forumscore.

roast me

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remove the meme rap and this is a solid chart

I’ve heard of royal trux and natural snow buildings. I don’t really care what your other picks sound like, because those the two I know are faux-experimental shit that I don’t have time for.

Good taste, Graceland is a fantastic album.

You seriously haven't heard The Gerogerigegegege? Not even Tokyo Anal Dynamite? Newfag alert?

Bully me you fucks

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>obscure
go away plebbif

really gay
tourist
based man
a man who listens to wonderful life by black every day
thinks metal is for retards but still secretely loves it

come on and try me
(the blank spot was supposed to be ricochet by tangerine dream whoops silly me)

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Listen to music that isn’t on the essentials chart you absolute cum guzzling dweeb

Silly me, how have I not listened to Tokyo Anal Dynamite? I must be missing out on so much quality music.

>progfag with extremely entry level classical on chart calling others tourists
like pottery

How do y'all make your charts? Or are you using the last.fm scrobbler?

see

pay attention, use

i think you should shut the fuck up, how the fuck does that make me a tourist you absolute mong?

>triggered

Don't post your charts without responding to other people. dumbasses.

you’re a classical tourist you dipshit

Very quiet, keeps to himself, tries to be virtuous
Enjoys edgier comedy but is still very polite and would probably feel devastated if he was told he hurt someone
Struggles to grapple with his emotional state that even he can barely understand, lonely and only wants intimate love

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ive been listening to classical for 2 years since i got interested in music about 4 years ago, just because i charted my very personal picks doesnt mean i do not listen to anything else retard

thank you for actually posting

Good luck I guess, I don't know what this collection of albums conveys. Just a few favorites. If I posted my top 50 or whatever that wouldn't convey anything I imagine.

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Fuck you, you guys aren't worth responding

I said I was gonna do it later, but now I won’t because apparently you’re illiterate

I just went and clicked through every post that had a chart and no replied, sorry.

bump

i accidently tabbed out after making a response to all of these
sorry

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Don't have a guess on you, but I'm glad I'm not the only one to like Ponyoak!

none of the charts he refrenced are particularly more interesting than the average one that's posted in these threads jackass

>failed english
Funny story about that. Teacher hated me, so she would give me lower scores for assignments that had more effort put into them than my peers. She was so convinced I'd fail the state given final, but I ended up being one of the like four in all her classes to pass it, so she COULDN'T fail me since it'd look bad on her.

I don't think you're as old as your chart lets on, but you've got decent taste.

>deep love for people in general
Not a bad way to put it. I believe in all of us and think we're capable of great things. Music shows me that.

You seem decent. Not so quick to judge and when you do, you look for the best out of people, not the worst.

Based Destroyer.

first here. i dont think im all that funny but thank you
i just realized i posted bird seed twice

ok then I posted pic related
is relaxed but get's extremely mad over there incredibly specific pet peeve
at one point has unironically stated iwas born in the wrong generation
feels like he isn't acceepted in any group whatsoever so instead pretedns to be in all of them
hates children alot
has had multiple people who were close to him die close together and is blaming himself
really likes birds and has read nultiple books about birds his freinds are confused when he makes very obscure bird jokes
feels uncomfortable about the country he lives in and it's current political state
browses /r9k/ and is probably mad reading this
was really close to his grandparents moreso than his biological parents
happy person brings joy to those around him and knows it
makes edgy joke's that him and 1 other person laugh at
think's he is a hipster is really just annoying
a boomer who is just growing into modern music is also black
probably has a freind he insults for having bad taste also probably likes the movie spaceballs more than star wars
is upset for no reason
got into the medicine cabinent when they were 3 and is now against drug's
has an accent that isn't of the country he lives in or his family
has a notebook where he writes poetry
goes to party's and sits down the whole time isn't bothered at all by this
yee haw pardner
is currently in a above average music progect that could go somewhere
listens to "drug music" but does not do drugs
has developed a obsession with someone he has never talked to
all of his freinds are gay

I posted

i am... The Birdposter...

I was certain about that guess being correct
mostly because you put birdseed twice but the rest lead me on

nah i just didnt realize i put bird seed on it twice lol im actually a cat person

knew you were an animal person just put birds as a joke

sadboy
i love you, whoever you are
boomer
Yea Forumscore
edgy
british nob. love u

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here, if you say anything about me, say something about this as well.

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pretty quiet, but will occasionally have an outburst of edge that alienates those close to them
coolest boomer on the block. wise, but knows how to have fun
not shy, but very mellow; hides depression with a chill guy veneer
i dont even know but this is the best chart here so probably good things
Always wants to act on rash impulses and do something explosive, but never works up the energy

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>wlr top 10 before it even drops
lol, I guess you set high expectations for any of your favourite artists next albums

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smokes too much weed, sad about it

he's clearly memeing

haha you really should check that album out though. You're really missing out on a whole genre by dissing noise so hard. Either way, most of the albums posted are pretty common, but all memes as well.

so why are you memeing so hard? also why would you call your own taste sub-Yea Forumscore?

I used to, then it got too expensive so I stopped but you're kind of on the right track lol

*wlr leaks nigga

is there a whole loosie project floating around, kind of like In Abundance? some leaks have been really good desu (mainly Molly/No Stylist and Pop Bottles)

depressed but optimistic. Former pothead vibes confirmed
materialistic but tries their very best not to be
biggest brain in the thread

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people commonly think im a furry. its demeaning

youtube.com/watch?v=OA5gtGC79vs&t=55s

Do it to me babes

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Bit onesided, but eh

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zoomer overload

a literal daddy

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ever find someone elses chart that almost entirely mirrors your own music taste?
Pic related

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...

Dude I love so much Sufjan Stevens, but I feel kinda strange hearing how much he talks about his brother daughter

chill guy

I tabbed out with my responses unfortunately

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you seem like a cool enough person

you are a pimp and a player and I love you
good taste my friend

dude I kind of despise you but also like you at the same time, outside of being basic its refreshing to see someone not be afraid of putting NIN, Deftones, and System on their chart as they are all great bands.

close to starting to get it but you reeeeaaaally gotta let go of those childhood "classics"

if you went down the rabbit hole that a few albums here present (homogenic, SAW 85-92, exmilitary) your chart would be full of way cooler shit but its not cause as of now youre just listening to the stuff ppl on here tell you is cool

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yeah im a faggot basically

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you might be impressed to learn that some non white people make music

his "childhood classics" are better than exmilitary, homogenic, SAW 85-92, and most of the shit on your shitty tourist chart

>calling someone else a tourist while claiming that american idiot > homogenic

nice

Very lonely person
On the younger side close to 20. You're still in college pursuing something in the arts.
Gay, but that goes without saying on this site. Depressed.
Probably a 90's kid. I don't think I'd be wrong in saying you don't seek out new music, but you will listen to something if it's recommended to you

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Your taste isn't shit, but you're pretentious and gay enough to think you aren't the most entry level hipster in existence

I'm guessing by "childhood classics" you mean MCR, Panic!, and The Killers?

If so, I mean... I'm not going to stop liking some albums just because Yea Forums says that they're bad. I thought Yea Forums liked The Killers anyways.

And what do you mean by "go down the rabbit hole" with Exmilitary? I have all of the other DG albums on the chart.

boomer doomer groomer zoomer

i leave 4 chan for a year and you faggots write a whole dictionary of memes

>And what do you mean by "go down the rabbit hole" with Exmilitary?

dalek, saul williams, hella, B L A C K I E, as well as the stuff they sampled on that record like Link Wray, black flag and Ariel Pink

got any recs?

yeah some guy played me drake once

I'd recommend getting further into Scott Walker if you haven't already. Bish Bosch and Soused are pretty good. With krautrock I'd suggest Thirsty Moon or Faust IV. If you haven't tried Donald Fagen's solo work start with the Nightfly and go through that.

Not good music

NPC

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16 and emo

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Also,

nice to me

Gotta check somma these out

I’m young but you feel young

Sorry I can’t mention much, I’m really new to music exploration, and don’t know a lot of these artists. Thank you guys for sharin your interests—maybe I can find somethin real special

The first one is meant to be , sorry

Can't forget about those based nips and k-poppers

likes reading, sits around all day trying to improve their life
fun but can be a bit of a prick, might have aspergers or something
coming out of his/her shell, wants to finally show who they are after having to pretend who they are

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Hehehe I feel like I’m neither, but sometimes I imagine myself a careless cool guy in my imagination. Maybe it’s showin through...

You remind me of a medium lightgrey hoody turned inside out with eraser shaving bits stuck on the enda one sleeve. Lotsa floaty feeling stuff

wearing my cardigan (with a hoodie) right now. fuck off

Woah, really?? Also sorry, forgot that hoodie is spelled with an i and e : (

what the fuck, chill out i was joking

is 16 and jerks off to fantano
a kooky loopy dude
probably a bitter fuck but would hang out with anyways
grew up on his parents' music taste
nothing wrong with having a taste, cool chart

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You "grew out" of wearing fedoras when it became a meme to make fun of fedoras.

You have debates about music on facebook

You have tried nofap multiple times but you have never been successful at it.

You don't like music, you're just curious about it.

You're 12

You have a collection of cum jars.

Forgot to post my chart

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based incel

You won't guess right 100%

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too complex to understand

>kreator
my nigga

this what the fuck I be fuckin with right now

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rec me stuff pls
check out alvvays if you haven't

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listen to frengers by mew my dude

Hates his town, but too lazy/broke to move.

Likes road trips and hiking; outdoor activities, or at least wants to seem like he does.

Good taste in metal.
Excellent taste in non-metal.
Seems like a relaxed dude outwardly, but may be depressed sometimes.

Still "finding himself". Big plans right now.

Should listen to some Skinny Puppy.

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I need to listen to new music. Any recs anyone?

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Listen to Talk Talk and Mark Hollis.

I recommend not lazyposting
listen to some krautrock

you're sitting on RYM 24/7 and when you're listening to music on headphones you put on the tracks you're proud of in case someone hears you
you've just discovered this genre and you're European or even Polish, all your hoodies are off-black coloured
questioning your sexuality, either has no friends or a lot of them but low quality, drinks wine from the bottle
wants to be Yea Forumssical but is too friendly and normie, still searching for his favourite genre
you have long hair and old pc you wish you could upgrade

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Either 19 or 30-something.

>87737937
YES

Yeah, sorry. I don't feel knowledgeable enough to comment on other peoples charts

not gay lol

what's 2nd from left?

you like death grips but you cant figure out their influences
>for me, it's uncle meat 9/10
i bet you hate the beatles
NPC
>ministry

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I don't use rym and I don't want anyone to hear me listening to these albums especially in public.
My parents only listened to Metallica, Anthrax, and the Screaming Trees

Omitting classical music because fucking no one in this threads listens to it.
(posting again with names)
(OP)
so sad
female (male)
bro
12
loser but that's cheating because you already said it
not a funny person
a decent human being
mean but cool bro
based human being

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I don't hate the beatles half as much as the beatles hated the beatles.

Is last.fm still any good? I stopped using it a few years ago when they changed the site up and it stopped giving recommendations. If there's a way to get music recommendations from it aside from making a chart and posting it on Yea Forums I might have to go back to using it.

You like Jandek?

No.

How about John Zorn?

Yeah.

Alright.

what

I'm indifferent to the beatles.

AMA

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why are you such a massive faggot

dont be mean

I'm willing to bet most Zappa fans think the beatles are alright.
I agree with Zappa that All You Need Is Love is obnoxious, but to say they don't have any good songs is kinda ridiculous.

Why are your parents dissapointed in you

>any John Lennon interview after 1969
>"fuck that beatles song m8 was shit beatles sucked ass fuck this circlejerk culture, buy my solo records btw"
>any George Harrison interview after 1969
>"ah well, the beatles, ehhh I guess we were alright... but uhh being with paul... yikes"
>Ringo: "I feel sad with Paul's albums... I don't think there's one good tune on Ram... I just feel he's wasted his time, it's just the way I feel... he seems to be going strange."
While they existed, they made great stuff, but the Beatles as a band was a center that could not hold.