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Once the wife is asleep
I'm gonna take a pair of panties I took from a female coworker, smell them, and jack myself off

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Gave my first blow job in 6th grade

i have nudes of my gfs little sister

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spying on my hot female roommate

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I keep a picture of my friend's daughter hidden on my phone, so I can jackoff to her when the wife is a sleep

I shot a man in Reno

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someone likes shit

How old is the friends daughter?

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yeah a good shit can feel great

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Stop filter dodging you faggot cunt

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>That tattoo.
Gross.

Watching the war in Ukraine and hearing about all the mercenaries that have begun flooding in to the fight.
Imagine knowing the Russians will be to blame when you hit a random house and blow the entire family away with a full auto weapon you commandeered. You save their youngest daughter, so you drag her to the next room for her first raep of her life. When you’re done you simply let your mates have a turn. Then you call it a day and hit the next house a few days later…

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I keep a picture of my daughter's friend hidden on my phone, so I can jackoff to her when the wife is a sleep

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Yeah you typed that once

You copy pasted that LARP already

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I think I was targeted by a glowie on an ageplay chat site.

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I should not be sharing this it is highly sensitive material

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I keep a picture of my daughter's friend hidden on my phone, so I can jackoff to her when the wife is a sleep

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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

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Posted in the last thread. My mother found me having sex with my little sister. I went to juvie and my family disowned me.
>inb4 how old were you two
My sister was 12 and I was almost 17.
AMA

What’s the square root of 144?

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You fucker

I keep a picture of my daughter's friend hidden on my phone, so I can jackoff to her when the wife is a sleep

Did we invent math or did we discover it?

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Sometimes at night, I take off all of my clothes, get in bed and go to sleep.

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Mudman here; who would like a mud pie slip slidding down their mud tunnel?

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I keep a picture of my daughter's friend hidden on my phone, so I can jackoff to her when the wife is a sleep

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I'm 36. I haven't had straight sex since I was 19.

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I keep pictures of my niece under password on my phone, I jerk off to her when I don't get action with my gf

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It seemed like someone poisoned my water with something that smelled and tasted like rotten milk. Then I went to the gas station. While my car was filling, I tied my shoe. When I stood back up, two green toothpicks had appeared. When i looked around to see who was going to do something creepy, the guy next to my car leaned over to tie his shoe and then asked me if I had a $4 nut. Now my RAPE DICK is much worse again.

I thought about this terrible, disastrous disease and I will not take their vaccine so I did my research and stumbled upon Ivermectin. It’s a parasite removal drug by prescription only and seems to tame COVID-19. More research and I found this drug at Tractor Supply with Ivermectin in paste form for treating horses and other farm animals. I can literally buy this without trying to find a doctor’s prescription. It’s safety record is off the chain so I went to TS and bought a tube of Horse Paste™ and I’ve been using it for the last few weeks with no problems to report. The only thing that I found different is that I now eat a bag of oats for lunch and an occasional apple.

I've been sexting with a cute twink behind my gf's back.

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Well yeah, goes without saying.

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Meh, if a hot dude in a dress says he's a chick and wants to give me head, I'll play along.
Saying "her/she" is a small price to pay for nutting in a hot crossdresser.

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the staff at the grocery store i work at all fuck in the fridge where we keep customer orders. all of us. sometimes more than a few people at any given time.

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