We pretended to be in the third world war

we pretended to be in the third world war

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>prays for a direct hit and humanity wiped off earth

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It’s finally here :)

>Day 1: My Friends and family died. I'm the only one left.
I must search for food and resources.

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literally
Every 9 years old ever

>Day 2: First blood.

I was attacked and had to defend myself.
At least he didn't suffer.

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Now that's literally
Every teenager ever

Day 3: another bomb dropped.

Luckily I escaped on time.
I can't stay in cities, I must go to the mountains.

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>Day 4: highway to hell.

It's hard to drive with so many abandoned cars on the road. I have to go on foot.

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>Day 5: The woods

It's cold and scary here.
I hope I don't get eaten by wolves.

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>Day 6: Survivors

I found another survivor, I threaten to kill him but he starts crying so I spare his life, for now.

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then he tries to escape but you managed
To killhim and turned out he has a wife and kids too
What to do

>Day 6.5: the animal I have become

I have left a family fatherless.
I deserve to die.
Should I pull the trigger?

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No you lie by saying he drowned in the river or something

And start to help the family
And take the place of the father

The mother will have some doubts but she will keeps then secret for her kids and will shake them off
And start to like you

But she will never forget her doubts

my mom is blasting fallout 3 music right now so i'm good RIGHT here.

>Day 7: New family

Wife of dead man confesses she hated her husband because he was abusive, she's glad he died and now has a new more handsome loving man.

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>Day 8: Alone again, naturally

They betrayed me and took all my stuff.
Maybe I deserve it, for all I've done.
I must find more food, I'm hungry.

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Okay sorry I thought you didn't like it

Day 9 you're freezing but suddenly you hear a big crush turns out the plane that toke the survival including the mother has fallen so you run as fast as you can to the crush site

>Day 9: Found a house, with food, I thought it was abandoned but there was a lady there.
She got freaked out and screamed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Elon musk is hiding on mars, hardly terraformed. The Taliban has hit all major cities with airplanes and have pulled a threat to go nuclear with this, but that wouldnt make sense,right? Theyre about to take over the oil pipelines in alaska

Toke the survivals from the camp including the mother and her kids

when did we do this? I don't remember.

>Day 8.5: tragedy

Plane fell in the forest, fire, fire everywhere!
Must escape!

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Okay those are two different time lines just choose your favorite

Yeah that's good the fire will heat the place
So you're no longer freezing

Unfortunately the super secret extremist group under Isis has been more onto the need to threaten people with nuclear atomics than we've been worried about fighting wars over an unsustainable resource

>Day 10: Hurt

I got beat up by the man of the house, but I escaped.
Ouch. I think I'm gonna pass out.

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You was able to find the mother but she's dead
Her kids survived

>Day 10.5: a new hope

I found the kids of dead lady.
They're glad to see me, especially the older daughter. She patches up my wounds.

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You pass out but then you wake up on the suond of gun shots turned out the enemy army is killing the house owners and thay used the the house us a cump

Theyre used to living in the desert so they dont have as much technology regaurding ocean drilling...maybe ww3 wouldnt have started if we were more worried about putting solar panels on Mars than looking for dinosaur shit on the bottom of the ocean. The only people welcome on mars so far are whichever girlfriends of his are getting along. They've been smoking crack under artificial lighting trying to figure out how to plug a tesla coil and a battery into the sun while simultaneously saying goodbye to earth

It's knight now and most of them are sleep but the there is a night watch
What to do

>Day 10.2.5: run boy run

I ran so far away until... (See day 10.5)

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>Day 11: is this love?

Young lady likes me very much, she thinks I'm handsome.
She's 16 but there's no FBI anymore so I'm safe.
The other little runt is annoying.

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>Day 12: munch-munch

We find abandoned restaurant, some refrigerators still working due to generator and we eat ice cream heehee

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Okay there is 3 kids
The big daughter
The middle girl
and the little kid

Day 13 you cump in the ice cream shop....

>Day 13: we camp in the ice cream shop

I feel relief, this is my new family.
I hope nothing tragic happens from here on.

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Hehe yeah sure

The little kid is sick because of the radiation his skin start to fall off

>pretended

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>Day 14: tears in heaven

The kids died. My waifu and I mourn.

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No more love
The waifu is depressed now and she can't stop herself from crying
And start of thinking of killing everyone
And herself to run way from this world
She think that they are going to get sick too
What to do

>Day 15: crazy train

My waifu becomes very clingy.
I hope she hasn't gone mad.

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>Day 16: don't do it.

We find another survivor and she pulls out a gun and tries to kill him.
He begs for mercy, he has a family.
What should I do?!

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The waifu killed him without saying anything.....

She is going crazy some sort of denial of her reality

>Day 16.5: psycho killers

Omg she's a yandere! I'm spooked!
She starts blaming me for the death of her family! I think she's gonna kill me!

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>Day 17: calm before the storm

She calms down, for now.
We take the dead man's things and move on.
Maybe I should escape while she lets her guard down.

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You find a train station decide to camp there
Wake up by the suond of her crying
She start to scream at you and cry
while holding the gun she scream that we going to die and then point the gun at her sister you tried to take the gun but she shot her by accident couldn't live with what she did
a train came
So she just run and throw her self to be crushed by it then the train opens.......

>Day 18: wish you were here

She's dead. I could do nothing to save her.
I find another abandoned house and I stay there for the night, alone, and cold, and sad, and horny.

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It's the army they are using the subway to navigate the city
Your saved
Or are you......

And your going to forget about the train

>Day 19: the cult

It's not the army, it's a cult of psychos.
They take me prisoner.

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Even better

>Day 20: behind bars

They have locked me up in an abandoned prison, which is their based base.
They don't know what to do with me yet, I hope they're not cannibals.
I need to find a way out of here.

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Thay forced you to work with other prisoners in their camp
Later you star to friend the other prisoners
And star planning a way to take over the cult camp

>Day 21: the great escape

I'm forced to clean the toilets, but i meet another prisoner and we make up a plan to escape.
We leave tomorrow.

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One day Thay are having a party and drinking
One of the guards who drunk heavily has come and opened your cell so he can dance with him
You take the chance and hit him and take his clothes and gear
Were able to run way
(That lazy writing I think he should struggle to escape)
Like
The hit kill killed the guard and he was like a brother to the leader of the cult
So they're going to get you so thay can eat you as revenge

>Day 22: Time 2 die

We make a hole in the wall with power of friendship and we make it to the weapons vault.
Let's get this party started!

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