Billie

She's just a shit Phoebe Bridgers.

Without Conor Oberst's cock in her.

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Who

Takes one to know one eh?

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give it up bud, bill never gonna fuck you

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literally whomst?

Haha these Billie shills throw in some good points sometimes while the other faggots can't argue properly.haha stay seething, retards just hide the fucking thread Jesus.

Stop looking in the mirror faggot

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K E K
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Based Belgian Billie!

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Seems quite immature actually, I do enjoy the youth and (subdued) intensity though. The apparent signs of maturity are overdone and transparent

So the only person who should credit in music is the songwriter?

That's pretty based. It's pretty obvious that her parents personality wore off on her

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She’s just some privileged suburb kid from LA who’s parents (who are actually in the music industry) helped her out, just like Julian Casablancas. She cannot and is not depressed, and none of her songwriting is genuine. I feel she and her parents are manipulating her young and vulnerable audience.

>has a stupid thicc curvy body
>covers it in baggy clothes
whatdidshemeanbythis?

Tranquilized Gorilla

Sadly no one cares, its a really shitty "omg shes talking about how i feel" thing

If she is 100% celtic then how does she has those sexy negroid lips???

there's a niglet hangin onto her arm

That’s not what he’s saying. He’s saying she shouldn’t get credit for being mature when she didn’t write it. Not saying that she did nothing by not writing

I must have sex with Billie - I NEED to have sex with Billie!

if you're not of the basketball american persuasion you have no chance, sorry user

so like most responses on Yea Forums

imagine being 17 years old and balding like her, gosh it terrifies me.

Why she have gray hairs if so young no no no

I hope she has an STD test that's far beyond her years.

'Sup?

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>late capitalism
cringe. turns out all the haters are just commies

>poignancy
lol that's pretty spicy
I would only add that the way you can really tell she's an "old soul" is by the vibrato.

why does this bitch look so wonk

look at this DOOD

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she honestly doesnt look worse

Billie entered the room and heard the door close behind her. The cold, sterile decorum around her struck her immediately. Blank white walls, uncannily, perfectly clean. Imposing and claustrophobic.

Clean. Sleek. Perfect.

The room was cold, almost icy. It was a startling difference to the hot L.A streets outside. Billie felt her nipples harden. They pressed against the thin white tee she was wearing. Suddenly she became aware of the faint sour smell of sweat coming from her armpits. A thought abruptly popped into her mind: I've never washed this shirt..the armpits are probably yellow by now. She almost giggled at the absurdity of the thought.

Across the room was a large, beautifully varnished wooden table. It was a monument to master craftsmanship, its mere presence in the room commanded attention. And on the other side of that table, hands clasped in front of him, smiling blithely and staring intently at Billie, was Harvey Weinstein.

Billie felt uneasy. She always did in these situations, despite this being far, far from her first rodeo. No, that road got ripped up a long time ago. Still...it was never a pleasant experience. These big-wig executive types were always the same. Same expensive suits, same arrogant fuckhead attitude. And they were NEVER good looking. I mean, look at this one. If this fat fuck isn't a sex offender I'll eat my hat, she thought.

God, I hope this ones quick. Bend over here, kneel down there, open your mouth and suck this..same old shit. Just let it be quick.

Still smiling, still staring luridly at her, the man seated at the table now raised a chubby hand and motioned towards her.

"You may approach the table, Ms Eilish"

Billies skin crawled. This guy had all the warmth of a freeze dried iguana. But it was more than that. There was something in his voice...hell, his whole demeanour, that told Billie he had done this many, many times. And that this was not going to be quick. Or easy.

Slowly, hesitantly, Billie stepped forward and approached the man at the table.

His smile grew wider.

probably had them done

I want her to suck my Asian cock

jesus

"My name is Harvey. You might remember me from such scandals as that whole #metoo thing a while back. Ha ha. You like The Simpsons? Little reference for ya there. See, I had to rebrand, reinvigorate...rise up in a new field of poppies. And I'm rising right now, oh I can assure you of that my dear."

He eyed her up and down at his leisure, momentarily pausing at her breasts, and the unsettling feeling Billie had rapidly grew into a cold sickness deep in her stomach. In that cold, blank room, she had broken out into a sweat. Harvey continued.

"The movie scene got old anyway. But the music industry, well. No shortage of no talent, no name nobodies ready to suck a cock for a record deal...well, maybe its not so different after all!"

He laughed madly, and with a leopard like quickness that defied his bloated form, his hand shot forward and grabbed Billies crotch. She let out a surprised cry and jumped back. She hadn't realised until now, but her heart was hammering in her chest.

"Tell me, Billie. Do you like fisting?"

Being rich / having connections doesn't make you immune to depression. In fact most older celebrities are probably suffering a level of depression, as they have lost the ability to live like normal human beings. Yes, Billie's is manufactured at the moment, but could easily turn real once her 15 minutes of fame is over.

"I..I'm not..no. No! I...don't do that. I won't do that."

The question he asked, and the sheer malice in his tone had somewhat snapped her out of her shock. She felt a low bluster of indignity wash over her. Just enough to fuel another refusal. But it sounded weak, she knew it. And he knew it.

"Look, asshole, I know how this works. I'll suck your dick if thats what you want, but thats it. I'm not doing any gross shit. Understand?"

As if to sure up her point, she crossed her arms and tried to give him the best dont-fuck-with-me look she could muster. But her heart was still hammering in her chest, and her increasingly rapid breathing was betraying her performance.

Harvey pushed back from the table, slumped deeper into his chair, threw back his round, pock marked head, and laughed. His eyes never closed. They seemed to bulge with every peel of laughter. From her standing vantage point, Billie could see he had an erection. The sick feeling had returned, worse than before. She thought she might vomit.

Cause she took dick far beyond her years lmao

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Every Billie Eilish shill on Yea Forums is a closet pedophile

Is billie dummy thicc? I can't tell because of her stupid baggy clothes

I am the only one who thinks that she bathes once a week and she smells extremely badly?

that just makes her even hotter

where the fuck is this degenerate rambling coming from?

Harvey stopped laughing. He looked back at Billie, considering her for a moment with a silent, lurid smile. Then he spoke.

"Theres three types of girls. Three."

He held up his hand, and extended three stubby, sausage fingers to illustrate his point.

"The first type, they're the ones who'll leap on your dick and devour you whole. Always with their eyes on the prize. They don't give a fuck what you do. You slip a few fingers up their ass while they call you daddy, they'll lick the shit off and ask for more...if that means they get what they want."

Billie felt light headed, and only the fear of what this guy might do to her kept her from passing out.

"Now the second type, I like to call them the scaredy cats. These are the naive kinda ones, god bless 'em. But they dont stay that way for long. They never do. Now, contrary to popular belief, its actually a bit of a chore breaking these bitches in. You think church honeys are demons in bed? Lord no. Plus, it gets real tiresome. Fun for a while, but I found something much better. Which is why you're here today."

>The music is made by someone else
>Lyrics from r/im14andthisisdeep
>Jaden Smith tier "woke" quotes
For a 16 year old she is in the middle, not too dumb, but not smart either

"Now the third type, the third type is my personal favorite. These are the ones who act like type number one, but truthfully, are actually type number two. These are the ones who act like bad bitches who know it and know how to give it. Right up to the moment shit gets real. And then...well. Then you get to see reality come and smack them in the face. And that moment, right there, when the facade disappears, when the act gets dropped, and all thats left is sheer, insurmountable terror? Oh honey, thats the shit right there. You see where we're going with this, Miss Bad Britches?"

Late capitalism is a term that exists regardless of your personal ideology

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Why don't I have a gun? Christ sake, this is America, everyone has a fucking gun, everyone. Fuckin' granny down the street has a fuckin' gun and I dont have one, I'm buying a fucking gun. And bodyguards. Where the fuck is security? If I scream will someone come? He's gonna kill me, or rape me and how the fuck do I get out of thi-

Billie had begun to panic. Although she stood frozen to the spot, her heart was doing backflips as cold sweat ran rivers down her face. All the fame, the screaming crowds, the craziness of it all seemed so distant and small now. Like a fleeting daydream, it all felt like it was going away forever. It all felt like everything was about to go away forever.

Harvey stood up from his chair, and Billie felt her knees almost give way. Two steps and she felt his hot breath saturate her face.

"Well honey pie, time to see what you're made of!"

Waiting for Billie Eilish BLACKED to be released

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Billie collapsed into a heap on her knees. Her head was swimming and she felt tears streaming down her face. Hyperventilating, her sobs were punctuated with a high pitched whine that escaped her as she realised the hot wet sensation growing under her legs was her own piss puddle.

From somewhere high above, she heard a chuckle. She became aware that Harvey was there, towering over her, an Adonis of degeneracy astride twin globes, sleek and fat, ready to take what was rightfully his. No one would come and save her. This is it, she thought. This is how it ends.

He crouched down next to her, wiped a tear from her eye. She recoiled but couldn't find the strength or will to get up and run. She had resigned herself to her oblivion.

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell

"Listen here, Miss Bad Britches. You're crying too soon! The fun hasn't even started! You think crying will help? Hell, sitting in a puddle of your own piss isn't gonna stop me. Now you listen to me you little cunt, and you listen good:

"Near here, near this building, is the L.A Oasis Church. The church began as a Bible-study group of ten people inBeverly Hills, California. From that community, Philip and Holly Wagner decided to found a church, which had about thirty initial parishioners. The congregation moved to the Oasis Theatre in the 90s. By 2010, the church had more than three thousand members. It's known for the diversity of its fellowship. It supports international poverty initiatives, including care for widows, orphans, all that. It's a really nice place.

"I want you to go there, and I want you to have a long think about your life, the things you're doing, and maybe...maybe if things could be better. And I want you to remember- theres lots of people like me...even worse than me, and you're gonna keep running into them if ya keep doing the way you're doing. Go down to the church and have a listen. You might be pleasantly surprised."

And with that, he stood up and left.

Billie was staring at the floor. The tears on her face were dry. The piss on her legs was cold. But her heart was calm. Her breathing had returned to normal. Relief had washed over her, but when? She couldn't say. She looked up at the table. It was the only other thing with her in that blank white room.

It really was a beautiful peice of furniture.

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Fuck anglos.

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

Kys

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would you fug her?

Tick tock paleboi

i enjoyed her video with dwight from the office. It was funny because he kept roasting her, but she did know a lot of facts about the office.

Duh. Yes!

>releases a simple but professionally produced music video for a typical Lordewave song
>signed to a major label known for relentlessly shilling their artists
>inexplicably gains millions of instagram followers, passing famous artists like Travis Scott and Lil Pump in under a year despite having barely any released music and not having funny/goofy/memey content like Pump (only pictures of her decked out in branded clothing)
>gets tons of media coverage in everything from music rags to mainstream news and internet shows like "Hot Ones"
>claims to have grown up poor despite living in a wealthy neighborhood in LA
>gets hyped as an artistic prodigy despite her only talent being doing vocals (doesn't write the lyrics or instrumentals, doesn't seem to do visual arts much either)
>relentlessly clout chases the soundcloud/hip hop scene, going as far as to dressing up in dopey clothes with big european fashion brand logos all over them
>acts tryhard edgy and pretends to be depressed
>releases a mediocre Lordwave album with Lana sounding vocals and hip hop style production
>media acts like it's a game changer when it's really just a contemporary pop album derivative of the same things many other pop albums are
>plays up her friendship with xxxtentacion after he died despite having never met IRL
>gets her own curated museum exhibit to promote the album (pic related)
>gets an endorsement deal with a major fashion brand a month after the album is released
>despite all this she is marketed as an indie artist who totally just happened to make it after posting a song or two, taking spotlights away from actual indie artists who do not have corporate backing
she is a perfect representation of everything wrong with the music industry
- safe sounds derivative of recent pop music
- omnipresence in media outlets
- marketed as organic and independent despite obviously having corporate backing
- focus on image over substance
- clout chasing/coattail riding of an established scene

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>bill never gonna fuck you
Why even live?

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I want to make love to Billie.

What a cunt she is.
Really screwed Ryan Adams, which he is a cunt but still,she's a hypocrite who fucked a guy for a break knowing full well what she was doing and Im supposed to see her as the victim
Fuck off
She also kind of looks like Brie Larson
Has the worst resting bitch face
Everyone should have known
She's gonna destroy Conor Obersts life

Julian actually has a lot of talent though
Wrote those first two albums by himself
Unlike shillie who hasn't written one note or lyric
Unfair comparison desu

>So the only person who should get credit for the lyrics is the person who wrote the lyrics?

Yes.

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she look cute here

Right?

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I don't know why she dresses in the most baggy shit ever because she could honestly be so attractive like in some parts of her bad guy video. Like at the end when she's on the guy doing pushups? She looks hot, but most of the time she looks like a retard.

But then spergs would probably claim that she's flaunting her body and is therefore a whore. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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She literally sings about being a guy's sidehoe and seducing her dad, I think she's more than warranted to dress thotty if she wanted to. I just don't think it's her style.

she's so beautiful

her style will change to become more sexy when she is 18+
basically the first sign of popularity waning the label might decide to play the sex card to keep the relevancy up
it's unlikely that she has the sole say in what her image is, interscope is investing too much to not have a decent amount of control over that

It's not HER musical maturity if she doesn't write the material.

See this makes a lot more sense.

You apologize to Billie

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Billie has fantastic lungs.

What the fuck is that

It's Billie Elish retard

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oh shit i see it

Kys

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Yall dumb as hell, billie eilish is dope as fuck
-Honest opinion

would it kill her to show any emotion whatsoever

Whenever i see this dumb coal burner pop whore i just want to bash her head in with a chair

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I think if someone could destroy Oberst’s life, it would’ve happened already. Phoebe is a dumb whore though

billie a qt period

Anyone else think "bad guy" sounds pretty good until the musical break at 1:14? shit sounds corny as hell

why do normies have such shit taste in music

Her eyes really are misaligned lmao

She is literally Ethan Cutkosky or lil Xan in a wig.

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this should never be shared, only be listend to in solitute. i repeat dont share.

Neck yourself

>middle name is Pirate
what the fuck

Billie Elish Sparrow

>Already has the most pirate name ever
>They throw in "Pirate" just to be sure

Correct!

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biggalo forehead haha

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So. Much. This.

>>relentlessly clout chases the soundcloud/hip hop scene, going as far as to dressing up in dopey clothes with big european fashion brand logos all over them

To this, I'd add:
>misappropriates the sound and aesthetic of Miami underground hip hop, basically tries to sell the sound SGP and Ghostemane made big to suburban white teenage girls

You are just splitting hairs

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Shes almost my age and also looks a lot like me...
fuck wat do

Hello yes, I'd like one bus ticket from the top of her head to the eyebrows please. Thank you

nah mane 131LL1X is dead ass a real hood bitch knamean bruh she thicc as fuck.

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Wanna fuck?

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What else, post your picture already

pretty sure she's 23

She behaves like she's no older than 12.

i know right? like everything she's doing is acting as childish as she can

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Right, even if left has bigger boobs

I hate her disgusting pig nose and her disgusting cow legs. Fat swine. I actually physically cringe seeing her and feel nauseous. She has dead fish eyes most the time, that nasty pig nose. Look at the asymmetry of her eyes one is higher than the other. She looks like a FES monkey/pig chimera, I wish someone would fucking axe kick her fucking face and cave it in.

o wow

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Oh yeah and she also looks like a tranny, tranny plant. That’s what music is now lmao.

>"Tell me, Billie. Do you like fisting?"
well that took a turn

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>appropriates the aesthetic of proles
>grew up in a stable, affluent family
>LARPs about her background and values in her music
>surrounds herself with “woke” musicians despite being apolitical and dumb as a rock
Definitely the voice of zoomers.

What's sexual about this gif?

based

>big nose, big lips, thick thighs
is she just a white nigger after all?