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I farted

My neighbor's wife is pregnant with my baby and I am a different race to the husband. He knows and is okay with it but that kid is going to get shamed for it his whole life.

That's actually pretty impressive

everyone could smell it don't worry. eventually they all grew up and realized what it was.

I'll be completely honest, I feel horrible, user. I've been in a relationship with this chick for the last 5 years, and we're hitting 6 in late November.

I care about her, a lot. But my stupid little coomer brain has beat me, in multiple occasions I have cheated on her with whores, because I feel unsatisfied in bed.

And even then, when I'm with these whores, I feel extreme guilt. I can't even get it up with these whores, and I end it there, having wasted quite a few hundred bucks on some bitch that I didn't even fuck.

My significant other loves what we do. We have outercourse, and she enjoys it. She literally orgasms her fucking head off every time. It's not enough for me. We have literally never had actual intercourse because she's too pussyshit to try and has vaginismus and also a mental block on having sex, because it's too terrifying for her.

Every time I have money and am frustrated by this, and I am thinking with my dick enough, I go with a random whore, because I keep thinking that this bitch will get me off, surely. But it never does.

These are my sins, and I fucking hate myself for having done so.

It happens user

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I don't speak to childfuckers

if she did she didn’t say anything i regret doing it tho i’m always paranoid people know and rememebr

No, do not an hero

I love jb and loli

you're fucking retarded. this is such an easy fix with a therapist holy shit.

I confess that Catholicism is a corrupt PP touching institution that should be abolished for the good of all mankind.

i have ocd. i routinely think about being a little girl and having a father/older brother figure make love to me. not my actual relatives because i hate them, though. funny cuz i was never actually molested but i watched a lot of porn when i was a kid

one of my fantasies is me being a baby and my fantasy mom leaves me at home with my big brother (around 13 or so) and while he changes my diaper he just looks at my vagina for a few minutes

Stop seeing the whores.

Yeah well the problem is that I am the white guy in the situation. Neighbors are black. Black kids born to white moms are bad enough, but from what I understand blacks hate halfbreeds even more than whites do.

My neighbor was hard up for cash two years ago. So I paid her to have sec in costume.

I fucking know. And look, hindsight is 20/20, I won't deny of how much of a retard I am, but I thought I'd post it here to at least get it in writing and hopefully let my guilt out a bit or something.

I think you need professional help bro

Not OP but

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too late i lost my life savings over the last year of depression. for some reason that event broke me and i can no longer face society. its been almost 9 months since I've left my house. none of my friends even call or text anymore. its been months. my birthday is next week. maybe then.

I think im becoming a furry

They're literally in the city right next to mine, and I live on the border of my city. It's kind of hard not to.

Where do find these whores you speak of?

did you cum inside her?

this is common with obsessive disorders. cbt can help you live with intrusive thoughts. just know theyll never manifest in reality and your obsessive thoughts aren't actually a desire fantasy.

That sucks. I don't have any friends and no girls like me but I hate people so I guess it levels out. How did lose savings?

No. I had to wear a condom but I had her for the night so I came three times.

A city that I can't exactly disclose, but the street that they are on is unofficially dubbed "Prostitute Street" by a lot of people that live in the area. It's known to have whores and drug dealers, just hanging out offering their services to whoever passes by.

stopped working and left over six figures invested in alibaba

i have spoke about this with a therapist. i hate that my body gets pleasure from it. it never leaves my mind.

also in that fantasy chronology when i am a baby my big brother mixes his cum with my baby food. in that same canon he attempted to kill me with a pair of sewing scissors because i was crying too loud at night. so our mom sends him to live with his dad and his wife, who have another baby daughter (who my friend was roleplaying as)

what triggered it?

I hear vancouver is cool. wouldn't it be a twist if your wife was actually fucking other guys the whole time and just lies to you to cover

Thanks, user

thank you so much. i try to apply logic to them but lately i have been slipping

I'd be honestly surprised that she even would. I've known this person forever. It's not in her nature/personality/thought process/whatever to do it though, so it's hard to imagine so.

Interesting

your thoughts are not a representation of you. and relative to most people's violent intrusive thoughts, yours may seem sexually interesting, but it is harmless.

thank you i just dont want people to think i am a pedophile. i wouldn't wish that on anybody but it's fucked up i consider it love i want. daddy issues are a helluva drug

you must not love her then. oh well karmas a bitch

I am guilty of masturbate to heidy pino pics.

I watched a documentary called "the fandom" then started watching ash cyote and betaetadelota youtube content. I like playing dress up and think itd be fun to go to a con.... then last night i watched all of beastars and then fapped to furry porn related to the show today

I was so horny in class once that i esentially scrached the surface of my jeans that was touching my shlong and blew my load in my pants. God i had to get that nut out

I mean, is it really? It's all pretty fucking shameful, and I just wish I could last less longer and be made to cum more easily or some shit.
I just really want sexual satisfaction with my girl. She's literally everything I want. A Dominant, Motherly, Gothic Bit tiddie girlfriend. She's an absolute fucking jackpot, but if anything, that makes me even more pissed with myself on how I can't be satisfied with just her.

Yeah, you're right. I unfortunately have accepted that in my head already.

dude i can rub one out in less than ten seconds you're just being a bitch

can you be the pedophile as the victim in this case?

who is she??

beastars sounds interesting

I want to suck a small, flaccid trap dick at least once.

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>Should i just kill myself anyways?
What the hell? No.

A womans feelings mean fucking nothing. Why are you worried about how she feels about it? If you follow a womans lead youre in for a bad time in life. First of all how many guys does each girl have that are trying to fuck her? Youre going to follow that?? I dont think so, not unless youre a cuck, in which case then do kill yourself.

Most women have fucking rape fantasies and want to be raped. And youre worried about some skanks tits and feefees?

Must be nice, it takes me time to get into the mood, but when I get going, I'll be horny for the whole day. And yeah, I always have been a stupid bitch. What's your point here?

Some Colombian teen model

Disgusting

i dont think so but its still pretty pedophile adjacent. when i was like 11 i used to look at loli wishing the girl was me

What about jews and their pedophilia? Rabbis rape many children and "atheist" jews are huge general pedophiles, epstein to name 1

Sometimes I regret not being as outgoing as I am now that I've grown up back when I was a kid, ever since 6th grade I've had this fucked up Fantasy of wanting to get away with having sex with someone older than me or posting my nudes on the internet, ever since I turned 18 I realized I couldn't do that anymore and nobody seems to care not that I would tell them anyways, but I have constant nightmares about this desire and sometimes I feel like an absolute asshole just because I don't feel bad for abuse victims because they got to experience something that, while it did happen to me, I was young and ever since unable to replicate the experience, now I'm just a sad idiot looking for his place in life with no one left and the only thing I had going for me not being viable anymore because no one wants me now that I've grown up.

>no one wants me now that I've grown up
Welcome to the party pal!

I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. If I close my eyes, I can still see her tits bouncing, When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.

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Beastars plot makes like no sense but i watched it all in one sitting. I think the main characters an aspie

from a statistical standpoint, you're more desirable as as adult to more people.

I mean, it sort of make sense I guess? Some anthro wolf wants to fuck a rabbit.

I jerk off to cp

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