Chads of Yea Forums, how do you transition from regular conversation to sexual innuendo without coming off as a creep?

Oh boy, here I go rushing to align my views with the saudis, what a good idea.

Fucking retard.

If you’re not sure how or when to do it, it’s not the right time. It will always come across as creepy. The right time is when it feels natural. As a general rule it should not be the first time you meet.
Think about it like religion. If the conversation naturally goes there it doesn’t get weird, but if someone you just met suddenly pivots and wants to talk about God and church it will send mega weird vibes. Your guard goes up and you realize this proselytizing asshole only wanted to talk to you for one reason. Things actually may have been going well until that exact moment. Don’t be that guy.

Decent take. Makes things difficult for people who are socially awkward or can't read cues, but what can ya do.

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Very solid point here

I can say that for myself my perspective on it is that you don't want to come off as desperate even if you are. For me it's sometimes the opposite, I am not desperate in the slightest so I don't really try that hard because I don't care. Nothing is more cucked than showing a facade and changing who you are just for some pussy.

Make a light hearted joke, humour really is disarming and is a big reason why girls like guys who make them laugh.

What has helped me a lot is learning to improvise jokes from whats going on rather than trying to set them up. If you can it can be quite fun to twist their words in a playful way.

Immediately make it flirty, girls don't want you to hide attraction with casual conversation and then just drop sexual innuendo out of nowhere. Even just flirty body language and eye contact is good enough

Actual advice here.
May you and your offspring be prosperous and happy, anons

>Chads of Yea Forums
>creep

It’s simple really, find any occasions to slip one if it’s somewhat related to what you guys are talking about as some kind of pun/play on and gauge her reaction.
If she doesn’t laugh/play along and react neutrally/badly then here is your cue that she isn’t interested.
It ain’t fucking rocket science.

>> If the interest is mutual, sexual innuendo arises naturally, you don't force it. If you have a feeling you have to "start a sexualized topic", you're barking up the wrong tree.

You really must be a woman. This here, ^^^, this is romcom shit. That never happens. As the man, you have to create interest, and there is a technique to it, whether your Venus brain likes it or not

>It ain’t fucking rocket science.
You'd be surprised.

>> Depends if you're trying to fuck them or not?
The only women I talk to that I don’t want to fuck is my mom and my sisters.
That’s not to say that I engage in every interaction with the intention of fucking her, just that I would fuck anything

Why give a man advice when you know deep down you’re cucked. I bet you think women are capable of being independent and successful and totally happy too lol. Women perceive all male attention as a potential sex attempt, how do you not see this? Let me guess, you spend tons of time online seeing “girl power” memes too lol.

Keep watching gigachad pick up artist vids. I'll stay in my lane talking to people like they're people and if there's a mutual sexual attraction we'll pursue it like normal socially adjusted adult individuals.

>Women perceive all male attention as a potential sex attempt
Congrats, you're the reason muh patriarchy argument is still alive. We'd be better of if we all just talked like equals, but I guess that would be too boring and would leave noone with delusions of grandeur.

Yeah, the question is specifically directed at chads, not “normal socially adjusted adult individuals” (could have said “grown ups”, but I get your attempt at sounding eloquent), but thanks for your input, I guess

If you don't want to be a grown up, but want to be a "chad", I don't wanna be around for your rude awakening.

Don’t worry, you won’t be

Stop trying to make any of this about yourself, because it isn't. Faggot just asked chads a question. If you're not a chad, stay silent, ffs. Dumb fucking bitch.

ty fren

I'll remember to thank any god willing to listen that I'm not a chad, then. You guys keep aligning your views with an amorphous, non-existent internet meme.

God damn. That escort is seriously regretting not charging more for a public date.

You don't have to. She's already decided if she's gonna fuck you or not. Just exchange numbers, invite her out etc.
If she's down she will be extremely obvious.

And just like a typical dumb bitch, you've simply made a retarded shitpost, that makes no sense, whatsoever. Good job for Yea Forums, I'll give you that. Other than that, tis a waste.

Welcome, enjoy your stay.

Holy fuck!
That’s why you don’t follow dating advice from your mom

I've always liked taking a page out of the women's book and wait for them to make some little joke or comment that could be loosely sexual. I'll play dumb a bit and let them expound, and then play it up like it was funny. Then I can start throwing it back and not have it be weird since they opened the door.

I do when it's coming from your mom, it's usually "harder! harder!.

You just gotta be buff and good looking. Honestly, it's not that hard guys.

Dad, you’re drunk again?

I browse Yea Forums fully sober, it's the only way to shoulder the intellectual burden of arguments made here.

>Complains about the intellectual burden of Yea Forums after making "I banged your mom" joke that didn't land.

It landed much like your mom landed on my dick. If you need it pointed out, I only resorted to shitposting because people started replying with hurr durr I'm a chad you're not and women are for sex only.

Please tell a man, if a woman isn't for sex, what is she for?

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K, off the top of my head, a few non-sexual stuff that women did to me
>raised me
>went out to parties and concerts
>played board games
>treated emotional injury
>treated physical injury
>taught stuff

There's probably more. But that doesn't count, right? The women you don't want to fuck don't count as people, right? Dumbass.

>Justifying shit posting on Yea Forums

Also, octo dubs checked.

>raised me
how did you come around to be? Plus, other people could raise you too. You don't need a biological mom for that, granted, the results are mixed, but a fact is a fact.
>went out to parties and concerts
Can they do so without a man? Failt to see how it relates to me, then. They're free to do whatever. Why would I need a woman to take to a party or a concert? I can do it myself.
>played board games
Same as above. Can you do it without a woman? Can I?
>treated emotional injury
What did they get in return, plus a man could have done that too.
>treated physical injury
What did they get in return, plus a man could have done that too.
>taught stuff
I can see that. You head is full of liquid shit and you can't answer a simple question.
>There's probably more.
Sure, all the stuff could do. All the stuff women get paid for. Doesn't answer my question. But that doesn't count, right? It does in other areas, just not as a woman for a man. Which was my question.
>The women you don't want to fuck don't count as people, right?
They do. But, it doesn't matter. They can be all the people they want without a relationship.
>Dumbass.
Nice projecting, retard. You can't even understand and answer a simple question.

>Chads of Yea Forums, how do you transition from regular conversation to sexual innuendo without coming off as a creep?
> can not get myself to start a sexualized topic.
you don't force it, you recognize the opportunity an act.

If you start the situation, you're being a creep. If you don't, you're suave and charismatic.

Holy shit the effort to shitness ratio is 1:1, good one bro.

What kind of a retarded argument is that? I point out you can do non-sexual shit with women and you refute it by eliminating women from the equation? Christ on a bike, man. What are you on.

All I pointed out is talk to everyone and hang out with everyone equally, pursue sexual stuff with the people (women in this case) where it's mutual. Can't believe I have to argue that.

> wew lad
> reddit nigger spacing
unironically consider suicide, your parents are ashamed of you

Spacing between quotes is common, especially if the quotes are unrelated. Try again, newfag.

You're arguing against the air, trying to virtue signal like a mad twatter cunt. While missing REAL virtues, such as humility, for example. Which is always ironic as fuck. But enough of that bs, this isn't about your dumb personality.
>Holy shit the effort to shitness ratio is 1:1, good one bro.
Can you basic logic? I have asked you
>what a woman is for
NOT
>hypothetical ways of spending your time with a female human being
Can you see the difference? Let me explain, then. I'm only interested in the things I wouldn't have been able to ever do without women. Everything you listed is doable by anybody in any group, and even solo. Fail to see how female is crucial to any of those activities. Because they're not.
TL;DR: Stop acting like a total fucking retard, you faggot. Everybody knows, that women are for making babies. And you make babies, by fucking a woman and filling her up with your sperm.

You're genuinely retarded. The fact that you can make babies only with a woman does not mean making babies is the only thing you can do with a woman. Yet you talk to me about basic logic. Gtfo idiot.

>>REEE MY FEEFEES

It is also not what I'm saying, but you're an illiterate faggot, so no surprise here.

Oh, I know what you're saying. You're saying you're interested in women only for the sex. But when you imply vice versa is also true and that all of it is some grand truth and "hurr durr everybody knows", that's when I tell you to stfu.

At least be honest and say you're interested in sex only, don't try to extrapolate how the world works, because you're wrong.

Bitch, you are so silly, that you're funny. Of fucking course the only reason I'm attracted to women is sex. And the only reason women are attracted to me is sex. Otherwise we're all just living our own independent lives and pursue our personal goals, that have nothing to do with the intimate/sexual activity. And ofc everybody knows that, as you point it out. You know it too. Too well, I can see. Broken heart too many times? How about you ask people about their intent to enter a serious relationship, to commit with you, next time, before you jump into the bed, you slut.

>only reason I'm attracted to women is sex
Nice attempt to edit, I won't have it. You explicitly said the only reason to merely talk to the opposite sex is for sex. I called you out on your bullshit and pointed out the rest of the world doesn't work like that. Now you're frantically backpedaling with obvious truths like "babies only with women" and "attracted to women for sex". Try again in some other thread, genius.

>Nice attempt to edit, I won't have it.
You won't have it, because you think, that I'm the same, user. I'm not OP. I didn't give any advice in this thread. You've shown the signs of a butthurt female with your nonsense, so I have attacked your nonsense. That's all. And I stand by everything that I've said so far.
>You explicitly said the only reason to merely talk to the opposite sex is for sex.
That is correct. Because I can have all the fun in the world and do almost everything WITHOUT a female. The only things I can't do without a female is have sex with a female and make a baby.
>I called you out on your bullshit and pointed out the rest of the world doesn't work like that.
This isn't bullshit and this is exactly what drives men, princess. You'd know that, if you were willing to learn before.
>Now you're frantically backpedaling with obvious truths like "babies only with women" and "attracted to women for sex". Try again in some other thread, genius.
This isn't backpedalling, silly. This is the whole fucking point. And if you're not retarded, you'll see, that I double down on it with this very post.

If you still believe I'm a woman, why are you talking to me, even though you can't have sex with me?

Buddy, I explained it all in a post above. If you talk to women only in hopes of sex, that's fine. But don't come here spreading it as a universal truth. Simple as.

>still believe I'm a woman
I don't care, because you're an user. You're just spouting toxic female bullshit, so I make assumptions.
>why are you talking to me, even though you can't have sex with me?
I'm booked out for tomorrow.
>Buddy, I explained it all in a post above. If you talk to women only in hopes of sex, that's fine.
That's not me, this is how the human species work. Also, stop trying to pull your psychological bullshit on me. I have a psychologist for that. Who is a man btw.
>But don't come here spreading it as a universal truth.
Cannot do. I will spread logic, fact, knowledge, and whatever the fuck you mean by
>truth
and combat misinformation. Yup, this is a part of my inner motivation, and it has nothing to do with sex in general or sticking my dick into you. It is to make the AI better, and the world a better place.
>Simple as.
Nothing is simple, if you're willing to dig deep enough. Right, I'm talking to a shallow user.