Go on Op's tell us those amazing Larp stories. You have

Go on Op's tell us those amazing Larp stories. You have.

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Wow it's funny as fuck to see, That when a thread is actually made for very thing everyone dose in secrets threads. No one is willing to post there fake Larp stories.. What is it? you enjoy getting off to trolling those who fall for the bait. Or is it now everyone knows its fake theres no challenge ?

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nice dubs.. and dam do you ever sleep, lol your on almost as much as I am lol..

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I got quads on two occasions

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My first sexual experience was sucking off a 35 year old guy in a dressing room when I was 15

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i took my wife to europe. she got drunk and passed out so i fucked a whore in every hole in a brothel. germany is great.

before the divorce my big brother used to change my diapers and stare at my vagina for minutes

Oh... me see ... snow too cold in winter..

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Been secretly bi for about 10 years now. Started with me getting diddled by older kids in school. When I started getting intimate with girls I still got that itch for boy contact. Got a gf now but still think about getting on grindr and sucking some dick every once in a while

i had a crush on an older boy in public school (it was a charter school that mixed middle schoolers and high schoolers.) i wanted him to rape me so bad

I was stuck in the trenches of Poo Nang Fuk with my friends Jimmy's guts all over my face when the leader of the congs challenged me to participate in his secret katana kumite

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>Go on Op's tell us those amazing Larp stories. You have.

Jesus Christ. The fucking state of the grammar of this post. Holy shit.

bump a roo!

Grammar died in the last 10 years. Pic related

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I miss the smell and the feel of fresh loads

>LARP
>on the internet
you people are fucking retarded
learn what words mean before you use them

Lurk more op before you post in Yea Forums
larping in b means a entirely different thing then online.. Like most of our phrasing dose... Yea Forums and Yea Forums has its own phrasing and words and back in the day you have a shit load of newFags jumping down your throat for not understanding this.. So lurk more pick up words and then comment..

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I made a nasty quiz with girls I knew
I love seeing the results (139 votes already)
Try it if you want
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i peed and farded and shidded

>be me
>13
>watch some YouTube video about larping
>tell friends about it
>we decide to larp during school
>wadded up paper as fireballs
>I used pencils as my iconic "spear of light"
>red headed faggot starts to make it weird
>"level 55 cum storm!"
>"level 10 foreskin shield"
>teachers overhears him
>all larpers get sent up to guidance councilor
>we are taught the errors of our ways
>parents called
>mom forced me to copy bible verses

I stole some of my stepsister's panties a while ago and I wear them every single I jerk off, exclusively to BBC porn.

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About a year ago I stole some bitches phone from the lost and found at work, went through her google photos and found backups of her nudes over the last 5 years. I saved them and had been posting them on Yea Forums for the last year or so. I never knew who she was but I’ve came looking at this sweet innocent married woman’s slutty pictures more times than I can count.
A few days ago I was at work and hear, “excuse me can you help me?”
I look up and I just about had a heart attack. It was her. For some reason I thought she had found out that I was the one leaking her tits and pussy all over the internet. She’s been recognized in the Cali threads and I’m sure it’s gotten back to her at least once. I hit her with my best poker face and calmed myself down, then before she left I pulled the pictures up and looked at them while she stood 5 feet in front of me. Then I went in the bathroom and jerked off to her tits again. Shit was cash but I was so sure she was there to bust me at work and my life was over.

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I jack off to Adejo stories

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>be me
>wake up on super-condominium on mars with supermodel wife who speaks every language in the world, makes me breakfast and sex whenever
>sit up out of my custom-made sleepforce 5000 mattress and stand up on my gold-covered carpet which is somehow gold but soft at the same time.
>step over to ultrabeast gx superdooper attack computer with built in RTX 10080 graphics card and Intel singularity.
>open Yea Forums
>post this

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>intel singularity
I audibly laughed

When I was a young boy, I played that silver ball

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The "I want to kill a chick I know while fucking her" guy is here

It can run doom I think

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Oh yea encourage me

Post more Adejo stories so I can cum already

I didn't shoot a man in Reno.

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I raped Adejo in his sleep 6 times, I'm waiting for an opportunity for the 7th.

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Soon Adejo, soon. Sleep tight.

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In 2014 I had a college class with a woman, a fit blonde with a big ass. About a month into class she asked me a question about homework and I spaghettied. One time I checked out her ass and I swear she gave me a dirty look.

I end up meeting her through a mutual friend a few months after the semester ended. We quickly realized we had a lot in common and became good friends. I ended up fucking her a little over 2 years into our friendship.

I would've never guessed in a million years that our friendship would result in sex; she and I are very compatible and our experiences were the best. On another note it turns out she didn't even remember the dirty look. She laughed when I told her I'd check out her booty in class. To this day we're still good friends, she's one of the best. I took molly a few years ago and completely opened up to her about how awesome our sexual experiences were

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Is adejo still alive? Also i was molestered by my step brother when i was 11