/metal/

based

I'm pretty sure Malice Mizer, moi dix mois and a lot of other vk bands count. Also link related: youtube.com/watch?v=0btx6nZyydo

so was this ironic or not

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I'M TAKIN A DIVE!

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rec me any good black metal albums that first come in your head
might be even cliche like Filosofem, because I probably haven't heard them

I want to ____ Mana

Any similar bands/albums to Asphyx?

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based :)

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t.ourist
Check the FAQ

Humiliation from Malaysia

Kriegsmachine - Apocalypticists

thank

check out the RYM shoutbox for this for laughs

youtube.com/watch?v=PQNYLkoN64M

what does /meal/ think of metal like this

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metal needs more black people

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unfortunately, no
some of the (important)members have another band called Soulburn

finland black metal and being accused of being a nazi
name a more iconic duo

funniest part is the guy behind the band is basically completely anonymous but just in case he's a nazi they have to pre-emptively condemn it

Give me your best visual kei motherfuckers!

funny spurdo memes

Visual kei isn't Metal.

(...and by completely anonymous I don't mean he's not known from other bands)

>Post Castlevania metal

I don't even know any Castlevania metal and you've already made a post-genre? It's so hard to keep up.

youtube.com/watch?v=1FuYZL5UiBM

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Panzerfaust

> ass fix

Fanisk - Noontide

Not always, but it can be. You'll be surprised by how many times they just use blast beats for example

>be an evil black metal band
>be afraid of evil topics such as nazism and death camps
>go after Christians and imaginary horrors instead
Finns are the only ones who got it right. FUCK Norwegian black metal, the second Dark War can't come soon enough.

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aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
youtube.com/watch?v=xdrXOd5gD8U
sometimes it is, it's just a style, not a music genre

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Yeah, blast beats originated in jazz. Not gonna change my mind.

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rateyourmusic.com/list/Xzfgiiimtsath/metal-mausoleum-discord-server-member-list/
that's a lot of sóy

You don't understand black metal.

youtube.com/watch?v=P3pi_u59Y0o

The part where they think music is bad and scary to begin with was where everyone went wrong though. Nitpicking after that is just further silliness.

Faith in humanity=restored

youtube.com/watch?v=sKPWq0-sX80&t=15s

i dont even know which is more embarrassing being unironic NatSoc or being onions fueled fuck offended by modern day "nazis"

:3

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Blast beats are not exclusive to metal. If it was, every single noisecore and fastcore band would be considered metal bands.

I've seen a funk band that used blasts in a song. Not a metal, rock, fusion, whatever band either.

So are you saying you’re even bigger pussy than that guy?

Does anyone have the CountBlagorath pasta? also riffs youtu.be/NEWa1IexUCM

>every single noisecore and fastcore band would be considered metal bands.
me fugging ur mum is a metal band tho

Still doing good work user lol

yeeah... that's what she said lol.

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Opus Nocturne

Listen to Rammstein.

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youtube.com/watch?v=NY4Q9iXx1mM
whole album is on their bandcamp

I'll listen to it because of those quads

>26 years old
>never learnt to play an instrument

Is it too late to start learning?

You'll never know unless you try, champ.

thanku

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new imprecation was fucking great

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its never too late
just dont expect to be a prodigy or anything

this is a fucking masterpiece

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any japanese band that does thrash but doesn't sing in japanese?

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Fastkill

Why the fuck does it matter where they come from if they are just singing in English anyway? You're not even committed enough to be weeb loser. You just like the look of tiny yellow skinned boys or something?

there was one chink metal album posted here a long while back I enjoyed, but I forgot the name of it
had a black cover with just a red logo and some moonrunes

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Thanks user, this sounds cool. Yeah I'm a big fan of Mana's work, always on the lookout for something similar. Most times I get excited to hear a "Gothic metal" band I end up disappointed, but when it's done right it's my favorite shit.

Norwegians who sing in english are always better than murricans or brits who sing in english
i cant blame the lad for seeking more

youtube.com/watch?v=4CSE8QT56pk
This one?

Someone Recc me obscure 90s death metal please.

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arigatou
>

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Not super obscure, Nirvana 2002

>88
Both based and correct, thanks user

No problem and nice digits

wew man, chill your tits, where the fuck do you think you are? why do you even care? that's his problem, if you don't have anything to say just fuck off and back to ræddit, fucking retards like you are the one who kill every thread, faggot piece of shit

>wew man, chill your tits

The irony of spewing an autistic tantrum opening with this line is on a rare level, even for this place.

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They are the same person? A conspiracy is uncovered.

probably the same faggot who's been trying to derail every single thread with that shit lately

what the fuck happened to Iced Earth
why is every song they make nowadays just mid-tempo slogs
I just want Horror Show 2

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Based

How come Turbo Lover the song is so good but the album isn't

can someone please rec me some icelandic bands that sing in azerbaijani? I don't want any fucking icelandic bands singing in icelandic or whatever fucking snow language they speak up there.

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more albums like this
no porg, atmospheric or "post-metal", i have sex,
thank you.

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this

Have you hit heroin sludge essentials?

>samefagging

no

different user but that's the stuff you are looking for.
filthy heroin self loathing miserable sludge
youtube.com/watch?v=o-5Q5TXAd9E

Meth Drinker, Noothgrush, Dystopia, Corrupted, Adolf Satan, Toadliquor, Eyehategod
Very good rec user

not been on /meal/ for 3-4 years now
anything topped this yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=KHnS2GgsC7o

based tweet

shit thanks boys

Lykathea Aflame make slightly more sense than Cynic despite their songs also being completely random; compositions on Elvenfris are usually based around a few, sometimes related, riffs with a rhythmic continuity of sorts backing the ambient mid-song interludes. Lead guitar candy sometimes attempts to tie it all together in heavy metal fashion but never succeeds as Lykathea Alfame play almost completely random, carnival music tekdeaf. Tomas Corn‘s drumming should not be taken as tasteful by the previous comment; rather it is fittingly fluid, bouncing-off-the-wall, batshit insane acid casualty percussion in the manner of Cryptopsy and Absu, which fits the music better than Cynic’s jazz lounge act drumming would. Neither should the leads, which are often completely atonal, shifting into major scales like symphonic cuckholded power metal. The riffing is heavily influenced by Jon Levasseur’s work in Cryptopsy, Central European folk music, and the new age crap favored by Cynic, switching between the three in verse-chorus, soft-hard manner like Opeth, nu-“metal”, and “metal”core. While Lykathea Aflame often have promising ideas, they are never actually well used as the overall mood and music on Elvenfris is that of a schizophrenic, ticked-off Tourette’s sufferer who needs to to be institutionalized. Nobody who pays attention to the music actually being played and arranged could perceive the tracks on Elvenfris as coherent musical compositions of any genre other than free-form fusion bukkake. The flavor savored (Nikki Sixx, Evil D, Metal-Archives autists) will eat this ass up.

its still the best techdeath album, i doubt that will change anytime soon
I enjoy None So Vile more, but that seems so different it's barely worth putting in the same field

nice

You want japanese nazi glam aesthetic speed metal motherfucker.

youtube.com/watch?v=LVKbC6e-mUA

lads i get strong feels when I listen to The Pecan Tree
should i just start sucking cock already?

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you must ascend

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but that is literally the worst album i've ever heard, my man
I'd rather listen to Astronoid than that shit, and Astronoid makes me want to vomit

Yeah get on with it already

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have

sex

Blow me, bolshe

its ok
i still love you

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I just remembered the when a new leviathan album was about to come out and someone "leaked" it here and it was just the HHH going HHHEEEEYYY for every track

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>remembered the when
remembered when*
>just the HHH
just HHH*

need to proof read more

>he doesn't have it as his alarm
youtube.com/watch?v=fPkc02A3kcQ

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HHH's cover of Prayer to God by Shellac is A1 trolling
youtube.com/watch?v=OC4XT23V6NQ

Gerogerigegege did two fake Ramones releases on vinyl. Imagine the surprise those Ramones fans got after the first ONE TO THREE FOAARGHH

>/tg/

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ebin

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god, I would fuck oystein's ass so hard

>>/k/
also dead should be >>Yea Forums

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are you a shitty dildo

>varg
>not /tg/

Recommend me based metal reviewers

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Taake > Burzum

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TAAKE NAZI !!!

>reviews

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/r9k/

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taake a hike lmao

sonne.ytmnd.com/

great album

>can only have sex with women who like metal

Metal for this feel?

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Pretty sick so far, thanks
Any other recs?

what is the funkiest black metal

Sigh

Any funky man in

Tulus
youtube.com/watch?v=LXH0E8fKJCA

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Can't find it in the archive
Got a link?

mublackmetal.bandcamp.com/releases

>it's a real album
lmao

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Angel!

Arthvr

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any ladies itt? need metal gf.

You can't sex her. She listens to THE SMITHS and BILLY IDOL \m/ :^)

EURONYMOUS was GAY because I SAID SO

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any metal like those two bands? need metal gf.

cradle of filth

youtu.be/zTMD_wMBGGM

Did anyone else go to Incineration Fest today?

It was great but I really regret missing Advent Sorrow

Angel

>ENGRAVED IN THE SKULLS OF THE SLAIN!

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it never surpassed NSV

Ayy I was literally just going to post some Graupel in this thread. Nobody ever talks about them
youtube.com/watch?v=oS_WXAKtNCM

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This is sick

BLACK METAL !!1!!

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stop watching thuleanperspective

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stop calling storms

>hirax
based and thrashpilled

I would actually prefer Burnt Offerings pt2

Where'd the user that was gonna do some Summoning/Caladan Brood-worship go? That sounded cool. Also post your projects, I suppose.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9NQgLfQWmE4&

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add Alice In Chains's Black Gives Way to Blue, The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here or Rainier Fog

i'm glad you are not still sleeping on couch

where is god forbid and sevendust

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>leaving out the GOAT
WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME

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>MO SALAH MO SALAH MO SALAH

>scoobydoocore

the goat of metalcore

Where do you lads go to keep up with new releases

nowhere anymore, most of the new bands concentrate on having good production and atmosphere instead of writing anything interesting so I don't even bother

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How do I pronounce Mgla?
Ligma?

yes, that's exactly how

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Muh Gwa

muh gwa balls, hahahaha

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Emmglaw

recommend me 2019 metal
no thrash or death please

obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=B7Hqk8k2-Qs

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PAAAAAAAAAAAAR LE SAAAAAANG VER-SÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
PAAAAAAAAAAAAR LE SERMENT PRÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊTÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES ARMES SONT TIRÉÉÉÉÉÉÉEEEEEEEEEES
EEEEEEEEEET LES CHEVAUX SONT SEEEEEELLLLÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉS

is this like suhnopfer

when u finally beat Elvarg from the Dragon Slayer quest

Yes, but in my opinion better in every way.

why does french sound so homosexual?

>Voivod

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riot city - burn the night

what
i asked about the sound nigger

if this sounds lke the cover looks, I'm going to hate it

but saved it

And I said yes.

*Ahem*

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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mediocre meloshit

You dropped some Ö's, user. Show respect to the umlauts.

it does and thats a good thing

just put this on for the first time. hope it's good my dudes

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please try to be better user

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>t. has never killed a dragon

bros i love black metal so much what do i do

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this is great, thanks user

I don't know who the fuck told me Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam was the best Gorgoroth album but he can go fuck himself.

EVERYONE knows that it is Pentagram.

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listen to this
youtube.com/watch?v=HN93cnJYHTM

Chinese black metal that isn't depressive atnmoshit?
I'll be damned.

>black metal

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black metal yes

folkened black metal

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Church arson.

>black metal

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>there is nothing nationalist about black metal!

who are you quoting

Kino

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I require assistance. There is this album I've been trying to remember for the past few days. It's a black metal album that got posted a lot during the "post-black metal" phase a few years back and IIRC its actually an older record. Maybe late 90's/early 00's by a small band. Long tracks on the album, think there was a 9 minute one.

I remember the cover being reddish/brown/black. I think their name started with a W and was written kind like the Two Hunters album by WITTR. I believe this band only ever released this one album not counting demos/EPs.

sjws who claim to be black metal

Weakling - Dead as Dreams, I'm pretty sure. If so, good description user!

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is this perhaps the most onions """metal""" release of 2019?

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holy shit thank you. ever since i migrated to a new pc its been a hassle trying to reorganize my music thats all located in various folders. i was trying to find this album to listen to and only remembered it by the cover.

Thanks again

Haha i bet it tastes like fruit gushers haha

No problem at all, user. I hope you enjoy it!

No, that'd be the Numenorean LP, but depending on how much that shit gets shilled it could very well get overtaken.

you can't just apply memes to whatever metal you don't like, tourist. how about you go back to r/metal?

actual melodic death metal that isn't meloshit

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/tg/ is old varg

he types, between sips of his onions brand meal replacement, while watching steven universe on his second monitor

it's a joke

youtube.com/watch?v=NdHJ0u5cLB0

the best metal group is blasphemy

Based Jim poster

^_^

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best and heaviest bathory album

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But that isn't a picture of Under the Sign of the Black Mark

blackened smooth jazz

Give me some anti American metal. Real Burger blasting bangers.

but deafheaven were actually trying
liturgy is just post irony

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THE BLOOD IS THE LIIIIIIIFE
AND CHRIST I DEFFYYYYY

ironic effort is still effort

Master or Death Strike. Made by an American no less

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i hope the new deathspella omega has some fast stuff and not just slow tunes.

i need more of that sick drumming.

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This

?

THE FINAL CHAPTER OF HUMAAANITY.. IS FINALLY CLOSED AND FORGOTTEN. CREATION REVERSE. CREEAATION REVERSE!

Hey there, everyone! I'm wondering if you can give me any good suggestions for heavy metal music. The thing is, though- I feel extremely uncomfortable listening to anything problematic, so please, take that into account. That means: I will not listen to any heavy metal that contains overt misogyny or depicts women as sexual objects. Absolutely no toxic masculinity or male power fantasy. That means anything using the 'f' word, or anything that conflates manhood with aggression or dominance. No racism, even crypto-racism such as musical depiction of conflict with chaotic evil fantasy races such as goblins or orcs.

he isnt wrong

make it less obvious next time

>varg did 9/11
Sides in orbit

>best
yes
>heaviest
no

Sure friend! There are plenty of good heavy metal bands that have enlightened or progressive values. Obviously there are black metal bands like Deafheaven and the classics like Alcest and Wolves in the Throne Room. Just stay away from Agalloch though; their frontman John Haughm is a horrible racist. Other than that you can stick with former punks and now heavy metal greats Propagandhi. I hope you check these bands out and enjoy your time in /metal/!

why are you replying to yourself?

You do realize that progressives are starting to disown Alcest due to Neige being in Peste Noir right?

you're a goofball lmao

Opinions on Absu?

Glad they kicked the tranny out

need metal gf (male)

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>not The Return ... . . . . .
fuck off bitch boy

based

The trap could have been cuter.

youtube.com/watch?v=1FTL5msV7jk

Deathspell Omega are cancelled for being nazis.

[citation needed]

antiblackmetal.wordpress.com/2018/07/05/deathspell-omega-is-racist/

youtu.be/dXuNDhAl3-E
hell yeah

>im gonna rock this world, jump in faggot
what do?

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based

youtube.com/watch?v=VDF5W_b_Gek

Too bad Amorphis went to quite shit after this album

Great band. Proscriptor is one of the best metal drummers alive.

hop on his cock, obviously

based
youtube.com/watch?v=gvrKI027eiM

You're pretty cool user

Caller Of The Storms may be black, but he has an aryan heart.

Great record, if you do not listen to the SW songs.
Archgoat is THE GOAT

youtube.com/watch?v=cNF5YKned3Q
HE IS POSSESSED BY
EVIL

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Damn this song is addictive

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>literally just start playing this album right now
>refresh this thread
>see (You)r post
Are you me?

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>he doesn't know

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Fuck yeah, my dude. Sick band. I think I may like them more than Kreator. Have some more Teutonic thrash mayhem.youtube.com/watch?v=dhwl5YF5QRA&t=403s

>Deathrow
Now that Noise has reissued their albums I should really get into them, thanks Teutonicbro.

doesn't know what?!

name a better set of riffs
youtube.com/watch?v=zb7qbB7nq54

holy shit, is this blog unironic?

what do you think would happen if i wore this to a deicide show

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Most people will ignore it, some will realize it's ironic and laugh it off, some mouthbreathers might give you shit.

fat guy will act like he's going to fight you but won't actually do anything.

Maybe some heckling by some drunken idiots and a call out by Glen Burton if you're lucky.

Darkthrone - Panzerfaust
Burzum - Burzum
I Shalt Become - Wanderings
Windir - Det gamle Riket (demo)
Peste Noire - Ballade cuntre lo Anemi Francor
Leviathan - Howl Mockery at the Cross

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listen to i cum blood by cannibal corpse

>not including mercyful fate

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Post the best music videos
youtu.be/Qp9V2bpT1cI

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Seriously tho, KD is one of the most famous black guys in metal, isn't he?

metal music videos almost always suck

do you think glen benton would kick my ass

don't worry user, if I ever become glen benton, I'll kick your ass for you :)

Rate my mordhau lutebot playlist

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Any dark, depressing ambient shit like this Burzum song?
youtube.com/watch?v=PtOhx7i_JBg

New Possessed is fantastic, by the way.

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This is what my iPod shuffle looked like freshman year 2008. Points for nostalgia, but that is trash playlist for a game like that.

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no i want to kick glen benton's ass

I just read up on Agalloch frontman being a nazi, guess they are now officially not onions.

would you consider yourself ugly

tourist/10

No, I've gotten relatively fit, fixed my posture and gained confidence which has changed how women react to me significantly.

I listened to that one album with the moose on it (at the request of one of you faggots) and it put me in a literal coma that required immediate defibrillation to bring me to.

>Pantera
>MoP instead of RtL
>Death album that isn't Leprosy

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That's a great album.

>>Death album that isn't Leprosy
To his benefit, at least it wasn't Sound of Perseverance or just Crystal Mountain.

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based, have another söycore cover to go with that one

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For an alternative to Ambien, it's easily a 10/10. Musically, it's the equivalent to waiting in line at the DMV.

good for you

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You trying to film a commercial here, poofter?

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youtube.com/watch?v=GU4XUe22pHY
>tfw slowly starting to enjoy it

Most midis sounds like shit on the lute these are just songs with memorable riffs

Are you a girl?

im sorry

No, for 10 years I was an addict - now I'm not.

:)

This is, and I could not stress this enough, a mediocre list sir. A mediocre list indeed.

>/pol/

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