I called a sheriff's office about a taboo question about dating a girl who's underage and they asked me for my name and birthday and shit. I asked them how far sexually am I allowed to go with her before marriage.
I only gave them my name and not address or birthday or shit.
Can I get in big trouble even though I never confessed to anything?
I gave them her name too but no other info about her.
>this is hypothetical, and not accurate
Bymp
Need help bros. Any advice is welcome
Obvious roleplay.
But at least it's a funny premise OP.
4/10 needs work.
they were just asking your name for hypothetical reasons, don't worry op
you should be fine, lying to a cop about your name is almost nothing
>>this is hypothetical, and not accurate
No shit.
lmao. please be real.
also, you're kinda fucked btw.
How dude? I'm kinda scared big time.
Not bait or LARP at all dude. Her name is Katie and she's 13.
I'm not playing around
How old are you, op?
23 dude.
They know that and I gave them my name. Nothing sexual has happened and I told them that but a lot of them don't believe me.
One guy even told me he'd find me and he can't wait to put me in prison and he's working on investigating me.
He was livid and I told him he'd lose. It's so weird how he acted though
help me dudes
lmao
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bumperino
I know this is all fake but, Protip: when you're doing ANYTHING that could probably get you arrested, it's probably a great idea not to talk to authority figures of any type.
Fucking dumbass
this OP
>protip
How does one become a professional in this field to start giving such professional tips, hmmm, pedophile???
This nigger is glowing like the sun
kys
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still need answers anons
Your answer is yes. Especially if you so much as even smell her flowery little head because you've just got a glowstick attached to you for the next 5 years dumb fuck.
They'll be innocent questions at first, how you met, how much you guys hang out, they may even sound like a friend, but they will find a way. Even if it's convincing that kid to say you did more than what you think you did.
Your only way out is to find a new town and a new target. If you don't, you're in prison in a year with a child saying you molested them.
I know you probably just touch and play and think you do subtle things, but what you are doing is not subtle to the kid and they will tell anyone who asks. Especially if you tell them not to
Source: Was the kid.
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so fucking wierd that this regular ass cop that sometimes bikes through my neigbourhood is like a stock image of a cop because its used on wiki lol
also OP ur boned lol
Does she have a younger sister?
>Source: Was the kid.
hot
She has two bros and a sister who's in college
they did ask me how I met her. I met her at the movies I told them which is true. And what is bad about having glowies follow me? what does that matter?
lmao
Not if you’re super cereal and get her to pinky swear
>sister who's in college
Too old
Never ask cops for legal advice, they don’t know the laws, they just put people in jail.
You pay a lawyer for legal advice.
are you german? they rather shoud tell you that they cant give legal advice... bad larp then bernd
>pay a lawyer
Pssssh .., I get my legal advice from Yea Forums.
Seems like a perfectly reasonable question. If they'll test your drugs to make sure they're safe, I don't see any reason they can't answer your question.
Y be on the pedo list now!
just dry hump your underage daughter to get your rocks off and you wont go to jail!
LOL!
That’s what I did to mine until she got to be 32.
Trump is literally a woman and gave birth. So your claims are ridiculous.
based
bumping anons
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is dry humping illegal?
quads knows what's up.
Thanks user
help me bros
are you literally retarded?
And dude, what is the bad part of having glowies after me on a list?
Are there any repercussions aside from just them trying to set me up? Anything worse than that?
I'm not user, I was drunk and needed help. So I made a poor decision
Dude never talk to police about shit you have questions about
She looks hot
I just tried this OP, called 911 and asked if I can have a hrrm hrrrm suck my dick for a woke fine art short film and they said yes and a police man is bringing over the girls now
What? Are you on drugs?
I know dude I was drunk. do you think the FBI (fag-b.i.) would contact me?
>uhhhh, hello Law Enforcement?
>uhh yeah I'm calling for a legal question
>yeah I'll wait
>uhh hey again, yeah I wanted to ask if it's legal to break the law since I'm planning to do so?
>uhh yeah my name is Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104
>what do you mean you're sending someone over?
nigga I'm not against tapping loli cunny and it's not even illegal where I live but man you gotta be retarded to call the cops for advice on it
lol.
If true, you're definitely on a list now and the police may start harassing you. However unless you actually do anything illegal you're right that they don't have any evidence to successfully charge you with, so don't worry I guess
Is there any downside to being on a list? Again, I told them I did NOTHING sexual, and any sexual questions were hypothetical and I made sure they knew that.
ie. "Hypothetically, if I had oral sex with her already, what would be the consequence for that? It never happened, but wondering."
Is there anything bad about being on a "list"? I was asking about dating. And they know her parents are ok with it, her mom even watched me kiss her. It's fine with her.
But what about the "list"?
source of your pic?
>Is there any downside to being on a list?
You may get investigated, including being called into interrogations, or having your private data subpoenaed from online companies, maybe even a raid in your home. Or maybe nothing at all would happen but it certainly sounds like a possibility based on how you described the negative reactions of the officers in your call.
Again, they don't have evidence but in the case of such an investigation you REALLY need to learn to keep your mouth shut, absolutely do not mention anything of this topic to law enforcement ever again, regardless of it being hypothetical or not. If they come for you, immediately request a lawyer.
I will man thanks. I know to invoke the 5th and never talk to them.
I had so many of them in different states/citites rage at me. One told me he'd fuck me up, another was saying he was going to hunt me down in person.
Weird shit. And again, I told them it was non-sexual, just hypothetical questions
invoke the fifth user. Never talk
>Yua-chan thinks you should follow your heart