YOU, THERE. WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

I must profess. I am a free agent of my penis.

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End user computer analyst

kpop fluffer

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a bus boy, your highness

Med student

Is it worth it bro?
Having hard time studying for the mcat

I too, am a potter

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why did you pick the easiest job in this universe and the one parallel to it?

I shit on train tracks to keep them well-lubricated sir!

Pest services $26 an hour. New Hampshire

nope. biggest waste of time ever

little sister and checker of post dubs~

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traffic engineer.

I obsess over sea creatures.

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I’m a professional sissy bottom. I want some big cocks for my bussy.

3165703897

Joker, Smoker, occasional midnight toker

Bloodsucking parasite

I am unemployed your higness please gove me a job

Broker

you sir are going places

Ultra low temp freezer and refrigeration engineer

Vibrational?

work at a cosplay shop making earings
im leaving an soon as i can find a bartender job

Site reliability engineer

I recently gave up my 6 figure career and moved out of state to appease my nagging wife. Now I'm probably going to work at McDonald's or something

Some people call me the space nigger

Engineering Student

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an actual, real life janitor

Your highness, I monitor industrial robots and push tickets around if the robots misbehave.

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spank the machines when they're being naughty

No. Just standard cold wall cascade and autocascade freezers

Civil Engineer

HONEY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPEND TIME ON Yea Forums! get trashbag outside NOW!

nah, the spanking was outsourced to pajeet.

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the spanking is not part of the job, its for pleasure

I dont get paid to enjoy things.
Thats what leisure time is for.

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carpenter

I am a lowly Gundam pilot m'lord

PROFESSIONAL FEET SNIFFER, SIR

Prototype and mock up mechanic for a leading aerospace defense company.

Marine.

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I’m an attack helicopter pilot, you’re fucked

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POLEEEEECE THAT MOUSHTASH

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How much do you get paid?

What kind?

Soda stocker

Elementary school music teacher.

Chronic Masturbator.

samefag

oh shit, everybody run! we're all gonna die!

it's a voluntary position, I do it to better my community

I have a no shave chit.

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you know those seedy adult book stores with the private booths? i'm the guy who wipes down the loads