What's the most chad lyrcis you've ever heard?
What's the most chad lyrcis you've ever heard?
Jonathan Bennett
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Dominic Scott
I'm gay
And I voted for Obama
Carson Hall
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
Aaron Mitchell
I am the Astro-Creep a demolition style hell American freak yeah
I am the crawling dead a phantom in a box shadow in your head
Say acid suicide freedom of the blast read the fucker lies
Make me do it again, yeah
More human than human
I am the jigsaw man-I turn the world around with a skeleton hand
Say-I am electric head a cannibal core a television said yeah
Do not civtimize read the motherfucker-psychoholic lies
Into a psychic war I tear my soul apart
And I eat it some more
More human than human
I am the ripper man a locomotion mind love american style
Yeah I am the nexus one I want more life
Fucker I ain't done yet
More human than human
Noah Lopez
I'm on Bangbros.
Henry Cox
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello
Liam Myers
Try to top this...
I JUST FUCKED YOUR BITCH IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS
Luis Ortiz
I swear to god! Look!
This is something new you've never heard before this
You better take a good look at your mind, fucker
I know what you want to come here for
You better take a good look at your mind, fucker
These three little, these three little fuckers
These three little, pumpkin patch
These three little pumpkins went into the woods and they said
They said today we're gonna find something really good to look at
And they went into the woods and they looked at all the little trees
And they said this woods is really continuous little trees
You know, 'cause nature is just as part of us as we are to the earth
I said yeah
And the pumpkins, the pumpkins went further into the woods
And they came across this little man with a big, big head
And the little man said, "What's your fucking idea you fuckers?
What are you fucking high?"
And the little pumpkin says,
"We're the pumpkins to join yours for a loose the pumpkin"
"Oooey! Oooey! Oooey!
You ain't been in my world
You never been in my world
You never will be in my world
You go away and you'll never be in my world again"
The pumpkin boy said, "Yes you will, yes you will, I think to stay
I want to be in your world
For you in your world"
"Yeah you fuckers, you can't get me off before you leave yourself
You think you can understand but you can't!
Look, you just entered my world, right?
You just entered my world and it's quite like you go in and for
Then enjoy nothing but share and progress
You think you can go from the top of the tree to the top of this too"
The two pumpkins looked at the little man and they said,
"Why, why would he be such a, why would he be such a jerk?
And the only thing he does is smoke drugs,
And he doesn't do cocaine,
And he doesn't shoot smack,
And he doesn't even drink beer
Why would he be such a fucker to me?
Why would he be such fuckers?"
All they wanted to do was pumpkins
All they wanted to laugh at was the pumpkins
Go back! Get out of the woods! Get out of the woods!
Angel Reed
based
cringe
Luke Rivera
sneed
Alexander Carter
based
cringe
Aaron Wilson
you’re a nerd
Juan Evans
I want to remove vital organs from those who support those who remove vital organs from the one who supports those with vital organs
Lincoln Evans
There are no rules in the iron game
Only the law of tooth and claw
Carson Morales
/thread
Thomas White
Get shot up with old dirty insulin
Your bound to catch aids or something
Not saying I got it but if I got it you got it
Adrian Stewart
This entire album, specially Terrible Person
Plus its follow up, aka: Misoginy: the album
Logan Phillips
On the stoop, crills in my drawers, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck, but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
Isaac Rivera
Fuck, forgot the picture
Read Terrible Person and listen to the following album
Lucas Johnson
Stop being so fucking butthurt
Daniel Harris
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Gets the fuck out after you're done
Then I hops in my ride to make a quick run
Jayden Taylor
I'm tired
So tired
I'm tired of having sex
(So tired)
I'm spread
So thin
I don't know who I am
(Who I am) Oh
Monday night, I'm making Jen
Tuesday night, I'm making Lyn
Wednesday night, I'm making Catherine
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?
I'm beat
Beet red
Ashamed of what I said
(What I said) Oh
I'm sorry
Here I go
I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no
(Say no) Oh
Thursday night, I'm making Denise
Friday night, I'm making Sharise
Saturday night, I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?
(What's a guy to do?)
Oh, tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm begging you please
Tonight, tonight, please
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?
Ian Gray
RUNNING WITH MY CAR
RUNNING IN MY DREAMS EVERY NIGHT...NIGHT
BORN TO OVERTAKE
BORN TO RACE AND TO OVERDRIVE...DRIVE
ENGINE'S OVER THE RED DEGREES
AND MY
HEART BEATS AS MUCH AS I CAN BREATHE
BUT I
DON'T WANT CLAIM ANY STOP
THEY WANNA SAY I'M QUITTING...(QUITTING)
Hunter Thomas
I live to war it's in my blood if I want it I take
The men I've killed the children slaves
and all the women I've raped
Between my legs I've got what it takes to be called a man
Fighting, feasting, fucking all I can
Moonlight on horseback, till death we will ride
Northern winds pushing us towards suicide
Mars god of war masturbating in rage
Wild libido I've freed from its cage
Male Supremacy, Male Supremacy
Male Supremacy, Male Supremacy
I eat the brains from my enemies heads
I proudly wear their scalps
I burn their towns to the ground to me the prisoners bow
The muscle sweat, long hair and dirt, leather, fur and chains
My uniform torn and worn covered with blood stains
Testosterone mates with adrenaline
Bearing a son of insane aggression
Woman will never know or understand
The power men feel to kill with their hands
Male Supremacy, Male Supremacy
Male Supremacy, Male Supremacy
Parker Thompson
"she asked me for some shoes, I bought her crocs"
John Ward
WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROOOOAAADDDDD
Cooper Ross
based
Blake Sanders
Based Carnivore era Peter Steele
Jeremiah Watson
And I wanna let him know what a pussy he is
And I wanna let her know that I bench what he is
But I won't
'Cause I heard him say something and I can't seem to forget
And I want him to regret it
So I'll you something sister
I'm feeling mighty fine
You tell that little faggot "call me faggot one more time"
Where I'm from little darling
A king hit ain't a crime
When you'll see his face tomorrow gonna wish that you were mine
Jaxson Peterson
Have you ever gone over to a girl's house
She tries to let you in her pants and you say
NO WAY!
I ain't crazy, but that shit's sick
Dog
I ain't puttin' notthn' in that
Long, wet, slit, shit
Luke Sullivan
TRANSIENT JET LAG ECTO MIMED BISON
THIS IS THE HAUNT OF ROULETTE DARES
RUSE OF METACARPI CAVEAT EMPTOR
TO ALL THAT ENTER HERE
Kayden Roberts
sounds gay
Jaxon Ramirez
only based 1 in the thread
Brody Anderson
STICK YOUR HANNNNDDDD IN YOUR EEYYYYEEEEE
Mason Scott
im perfectly lonely
cause i dont belong to anyone
and nobody belongs to me
Jeremiah Moore
50 Cent - In da Club
Brody Lee
I think I fucked your girlfriend once
Maybe twice, I don't remember
Then I fucked your friends' girlfriends
Now they hate you
Chase Hall
I don't need your pussy bitch I'm on my own dick
Carson Gonzalez
She say "What's yo number?"
I say 1-800-HELLNO
Jaxson Miller
based
cringe
Jose Martin
I FUVK THE MUSIC
I MAKE IT CUM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WIT MY SERPENT
TOOOOOONG
HIT HIT HIT
WHAT IS IT WHERE IS IT
HOW WILL IT AFFECT ME
Austin Lee
>"Mr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressive
>I'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite
>Reputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to?"
>Nah, I'd just end up robbing the fucking place
>You've got a till full of 20s staring at you all day
>I'm hardly going to bank it
>I’ve go drugs to take, and a mind to break
Bentley Davis
>Farmer 1: Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
>Homer: This car was made in Guatemala.
>Farmer 2: Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.
>Homer: I bought these shoes from a hobo.
>Farmer 1: Well, la-de-da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.
Homer: I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.
Jayden Adams
based
Ryan Ramirez
I'm fucking red, white, blue and puerto rican
and you know it's the pussy i'm seeking
I'm like captain kirk if you know what i mean
I'll fuck you if you're green
and don't take me home to meet your mother
a nigger like me, bitch I might fuck her
i heard your papa had a brand new bag
he got fucked to now your daddys a fag
cause all i want is my dick up your skirt
I lie to the virgins tell them that i won't hurt
i'm fucking you all from late to eight baby
blind cripple and motherfucking crazy ladies
swinging dick like a motherfucking bat
damn i might fuck your cat
Brandon Walker
BITCH GET GOIN
FORE I DROP YOU WIT MY ELBOW
Luke Diaz
holy based
Isaac Perry
This song always fucks with me and makes me really sad
Jeremiah Robinson
Redpilled as fuck.
Logan Long
>Bbygirl we can do plan A
>Bbygirl we can do plan B
John Lewis
I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.
Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to fuck.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls.
Come on bitch, you know you want this.
That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.
Fursachi, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
Liar! [x8]
Oh baby why did you have to lie to me.
I can't play no more games.
These thoughts are slowly controlling me.
You're turning off the flame.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go baby.
Come and get me.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go!
Come and get me.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. [x4]
Connor Reed
Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Bem bem!
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Breakdown!
Ding ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
This is the Crazy Frog
A ram me am brem da
Am da rem ram am da baabeeeaaaaaaa!
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Da, da
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
This is the Crazy Frog
Bem, bem!
Connor Gonzalez
Old man, look at my life
I'm a lot like you were
Old man, look at my life
I'm a lot like you were
[Verse 1]
Old man, look at my life
24 and there's so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two
Love lost, such a cost
Give me things that don't get lost
Like a coin that won't get tossed
Rolling home to you
[Chorus]
Old man, take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
The whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
And you can tell that's true
[Verse 2]
Lullabies, look in your eyes
Run around the same old town
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you
I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past
But I'm all alone at last
Rolling home to you
[Chorus]
Old man, take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
The whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
And you can tell that's true
[Outro]
Old man, look at my life
I'm a lot like you were
Old man, look at my life
I'm a lot like you were
Ayden Martin
Can I suggest you:
Get fucked
Hunter Campbell
FEEL THE THUNDER
Connor Reed
how bout this?
youtube.com
>has the word love in it
>chad
pick one you silly puffta
Ethan Smith
"Watching 'This Morning' with a beer is much better than relying on them cunts for mates I was given that don't have my back,
Scott texted me to say he'd have a look at the TV for me but I laid it down telling him to 'fuck right off chap'."
Levi Morgan
>Suck my dragon balls bitch
>Call me Goku
Ryder White
I am the man, I am the man, I am the madman
I ride the bullet of your everlasting fantasies
Caleb Jenkins
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Five
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beer bust like I had last week
I must stay deep because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know they getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Mambo Number Five
Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you doing it right
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Trumpet, the trumpet
Mambo Number Five
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
I do all to fall in love with a girl like you
'Cause you can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky
Mambo Number Five
Ian Allen
did will smith actually say such things?
Adrian Lewis
Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a booty
John Taylor
Bitch I'm crushing like I'm in the cereal aisle,
my dick's so long it stretches for a mile
I'll give you my dick
again, I'm re-dick-ulous,
get it? read 'dick', damn I'm humorous
Girl, your pussy looking pinker than the head of an eraser,
rap game David Lynch's dick is what I have her
Jaxson Jones
Based
Greatest intro of all time