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metal sucks
fpbp
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U suck
ALL YOU GLAMFAGS GET OUTTA MY WAY, COS I AM REALLY TICKED OFF
post week
>he dismisses everything Mayhem recorded after Euronymous's death
I wonder if he likes his hot dogs spicy ravendark.
You must like every album on this chart or else you’re a poser.
melodeath sucks
he's norwegian, i doubt they like anything spicy
obituary is the only thing i dont like there guess im a poser
Any band with similar harsh vocals as Opeth? Really like Mikaels voice.
it's okay to dislike Amorphis and Obituary tho
Any more metal albums that have a bunch of really trippy guitar effects like this one? In other words, I'm looking for "psychedelic metal?" Listening to Rapture on acid felt like the walls of my room were melting away to reveal I was in hell all along
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Is there a gigantic variety of spicy things in Norway? Not necessarily, but is there a local chili scene? For sure. There is a "put as much naga as you can handle" scene in Finland, so I'd be surprised if there was no such scene in Norway.
that Riot City looks like speed metal, is it speed metal?
someone make a photoshop of that pic but with a big black guy's penis instead of the hot dog
>metal sucks
>fpbp
>/thread
Bloodbath
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why not listen to other psy stuff if you want the trippy shit?
This sounds like a worse version of what they were already doing 20 years ago.
Because I like metal lol
hah fair enough. what about metalheads doing other psy music?
why are you listening to children of bodom lmao
norwegians aren't finns ._.
>it's okay to dislike Amorphis and Obituary tho
no it's not
Cult of Fires latest album
Sigh
Orannsi Pazuzu
I see you have trouble understanding what you read. It's OK. Not everyone can reach three-digit IQ scores.
Because it's new and short and I wanted to hear it... Also their first 3 albums are classics if you're not a tryhard who thinks Burzum is the tits.
yikes
What is your favourite medical instrument? Mine is the Bodenhammer speculum.
yes heavy/speed and its good
cool except for the emo and gaze shit
Thrash sucks and your father is a lesbian.
>Anime avatarfagging
>Talking about food instead of music
Cringe and ImisstheDMCanonpilled
everything posted here is untrue
nice, can't go wrong with speed metal
Thanks, although i've kind of fallen away from bm in recent years these all look really cool
Sure, if you have suggestions
Emo and gaze are great don't know what you are talking about. Only metal gets boring after a while.
Slightly updated one, made this one just now.
Riot City and Helstar good, rest crap or haven't heard
spaced and cosmospilled
well the only one i can think of currently is Liquid Sound Company
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Metal is the corn syrup of music. As a child you can't get enough of it because it's so sweet and sugary, as you grow older you realize that it tastes incredibly samey and is utilized mostly as a lazy and effortless way to make a food superficially tasty, and thus metalheads are rightfully looked down at as children.
>Shitty bait? I MUST REPLY TO IT!
metal isn't corn syrup because only burgermutts even know what corn syrup is and metal is european
>Emo and gaze are great
>t. neige
Eurofags should substitute corn syrup with white sugar.
I've only gotten into metal since getting into my 20s. Kys
>nothing but power metal
>the fucking smiths and genesis
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>I've only gotten into MLP since getting into my 20s. Kys
Lots of fantasy metal, based and powerpilled. Should check out a few that I haven't, next week after exams I'll have time to sit on the computer and listen to stuff for 6-7 hours and download/transfer from soulseek.
>When a Burger tries to use an analogy
we don't have to because we already use white sugar for everything
And that's the point, so...?
that Marduk album is based
>it's so sweet and sugary,
>metal
>sweet and sugary
how do you get the covers in place? every time i try they all turn out black, on the topsters site it seem to be working until i download the pic.
pic related.
i also should get some new metal to blast, starting with this Riot City.
>makes you hyper
Your analogy is shit and doesn't make sense to anyone who's not grown up with an american chem lab diet, just give up.
Metal is the starvation of music.
t. metal brained childcuck
This is european hours, go to sleep
>mfw can't hold the shit no more
>France not included
now that's just disingenuous
gotta taake a dump
>corn syrup
Nice analogy. Only Burgeristani cattle know what corn syrup tastes like, though.
>amerifats attempting to shit on metal
>mfw taaking a shit rn
fffuuuuaaaarrrrrgggghh
When did it become "lame" for metal bands to wear baggy clothes? It seems like everyone's got skinny jeans and shit now
literally only nu metal bands ever looked like that
THIS is peak metal aesthetic
HIP
Don't bully the fat boy. For him, even normal fits are "skinny jeans".
>literally only nu metal bands ever looked like that
broke: skinny denim
joke: baggy cargo
woke: stage costumes
>hating Iron Maiden and calling them pop rock is okay because they're more popular than my favorite band that only released a demo in 1980
this looks like necrobutcher way past the early 90s wearing his bands merch
not sure how that qualifies
what are you friendly fucks blasting currently?
I HATE YOU ALL!
POST GENUINE FUCKING HATRED OR PERISH!
blasting your mom's pussy
not metal
At the very moment nothing, but after I get home from the grocery store, this: youtube.com
you are doing good work user
no one cares, post it anyway. unless you pointed out that kickback is not metal.
kinda looks like an old movie soundtrack, gonna check this after kickback
Shrek OST
i'm not going to save the cover just for this but it's LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
happy?
the wave of obscure 80's metal worship is the hipster faggotry par excellence.
also lmao i didn't even know you posted a hardcore band
are they worth checking out?
based madokaposter
>happy?
kinda, no shame in that user
well if you like the pissed off 90's metalcore with riff breakdowns and without clean emo vocals
this shit slaps
that's exactly the type of metalcore i like
then you are probably gonna enjoy Kickback, first three albums are the good stuff. Forever War is the second one.
remember when Underoath did black metal/dungeon synth
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dude 80s lmao
so it does exist... the fabled black metalcore
Dungeon synth is a terrible meme
Sounds like a soundtrack for a 90s CRPG except 10 times worse
and I love it
>this is terrible
>it sounds great
never heard of them
It sounds like ass
lol those synths
>rhyming masses with masses
>kinda looks like an old movie soundtrack, gonna check this after kickback
Truly, it does look like one. It also sounds pretty 80's.
it does, check DsO
looks more like a 60's or 70's horror movie soundtrack. listening to witchtower now, it's kinda d-beaty, pretty good.
Saor is great, dunno why it took me so long to listen to.
THIS IS
HUH
WOW
how are they metalcore in any way?
2 bands that never put out anything below a 7/10
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post edgy albums
it's as good as the last one, how do they do it
Hes right
this is rad
Based
Based
Based
Based
Based
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What strange faggotry...
why am i supposed to like Blasphemy again
BA
PHO
MEEEETTTTTTT
death is gay
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reminder that this album is a classic
DON'T CALL ME YOUR BROTHER
CAUSE I AINT YOUR FUCKING BROTHER
WE FELL FROM DIFFERENT CUNTS
AND YOUR SKIN'S AN UGLY COLOR
WITH LAZINESS INDELIBLE AND INHERENT
THE PITCH BRUTES LIVED AT THE END
OF THE WHIIIPPPPPP
>1. Outside
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>Eddie Meduza
Jävla bra smak broder
ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE
ARE YOU ON THE LEVEL
ARE YOU READY TO SWEAR RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
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BEFORE THE NOT METAL
What do you post in these images, new albums you've heard or just any album you listened to during the week?
>Dead dies
>Euronymous dies
>band improves
Was Necrobutcher the brains all along?
I'M A SAVAGE
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME
THE OTHER SIDE'S TAKEN CONTROL AND I KNOW
THERE'S ONE WAY I CAN WALK ALONE
THE DRAGON WILL FLY
AND A GROWING FEAR'S ALL THAT I FEEL
WEEEEEEEEELCOOOOOOOOOME TO DYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIING
come on where's the new album
this cover gives me the creeps
SAVAGE
WHO IS SAVAGE
LEAVE YOUR MORALS
STAKE YOUR CLAIM
it's fucking awesome, I was super hyped about them when the album dropped and they gave us nothing since
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What albums are coming out this month? I know Bethlehem and Gaahls Wyrd, but I swear I'm forgetting a few
GONNA YELL, UNLEASH THIS DEMON RAGE
SCREAM, I'M A TIGER IN A CAGE
YELL, I'M ON THE PROWL AGAIN
SCREAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM
LeathĂĽrbitch
thoughts on this?
Saint Vitus
Martyrdod(unsure if this was released already)
DsO
Misthyrming
Esoctrilihum
Darkthrone
Death Angel
I'M A MAN WHO SHOWS NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK
Thanks lad
Martyrdöd is definitely out
even the regular guitar tone on this album is trippy as it is and when the effects kick on it's creepy af
MOB OF "RIGHT", I DESPISE YOUR WAY OF LIFE!
I'M A "SINNER", YET FORGIVE ME NOTHING
I'M A "HEATHEN", BUT FOREVER FREE
One of the only good prog metal albums
soi face is fitting
basically dso is only interesting one
>new deathspell
fuck yes
+revenge, morpheus, molested, carnage, carcass
+bolt thrower, best vektor
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big ups for listening to time bomb, it fuckin wrecks compared to every other "thrash band stops playing thrash" album
+batlord, carpathian forest
basically all i've been listening to these days is memphis rap and grind
gotta listen to the new vomi noir split
Did you know?
Budgie is better than Black Sabbath.
not enough warsore, wtf user
ahegaoposters, exactly the kind of people who worship DSO
sorry bro been a busy week
no worries
>Anti-Cimex 10kr
yeah lol you are not gonna get the first press of that ep that cheap today
name their ten best songs
I want to fuck this hedgehog
Also that is true
what are you insinuating
why does it have teeth
>soicantation
miss me with this gay shit
nobody is impressed
impressive
Based and POWERPILLED
Tears of God
Really strong album, would be surprised if this isn't in the majority of end of the year lists.
what does mana taste like
Dunno still waiting for a big tiddy goth girl to summon me.
cum
Guts
Nude Disintegrating Parachute Woman
Homicidal Suicidal
Hot as a Docker's Armpit
Parents
Breadfan
In for the Kill
Crash Course in Brain Surgery
Zoom Club
Breaking all the House Rules
Fresh young cunt.
More like this?
that you're a huge fucking faggot
So bend awa and take what's coming to ya.
maybe this?
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-_-'
1st wave black metal is the only black metal worth listening too
yeah, Motörhead rules
from: fucking hipster
also fun fact: "second wave black metal" is all black metal there ever was
post-black is post-2nd wave black, end of story.
based but bluepilled
>"second wave black metal" is all black metal there ever was
listen to this metal wow
blueberries and whipped cream
Metal??? it's gay...
you are gay
New Deiphago came out a week or so ago.
Give me your favorite doom tracks, /meal/
Here are mine:
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Obviously
>Want to put on shuffle and just listen to random songs but also want to listen to albums I haven't heard before
wtf do I do bros
>wtf do I do bros
you either make up your mind or listen to Warsore instead
listen to albums. shuffling songs is annoying
LOVE ME FOREVER
OR NOT AT ALL
>big ups for listening to time bomb
It's a weird album, doesn't feel like DH, but I'm digging it.
sauce
Fuck off dumb hipster
Once I got through the clank and started listening to the riffs this album really came through to me.
>Was Necrobutcher the brains all along?
Apparently he wrote Freezing Moon, so It's entirely possible. Euronymous was a hack either way
>Dead reinvented Mayhem's image from pseudo deathgrind to black metal
>Snorre probably invented the use of the minor chord in the riffs
>Necrobutcher wrote the best riffs
you may also like this youtube.com
Rec me an album for taking edibles.
Thanks, loving it.
The Spazztic Blurr album.
If you listen to Thorns demos from before he got arrested, you'll straight up hear some DMDS riffs.
Bruh... what about Napoleon Bona Parts I & II?
>heavy metal, gothic metal
ew
>t.
Ancestors - Of Sound Mind
Have y'all heard Attic (AKA King Diamond, the sequel)?
It's breddy gud.
WOOOOOOOLVES
Post your top 3
WELCOME
>being able to pick just 3
Welcome to music newfriend.
I don't know much grindcore but I really like this album from nig destroyer
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Any other grindcore with actually good riffs like this?
Ahhaha Tom Poser Gabriel changed this look immediately when glam became profitable
Pretty Little Flower has better riffs than anything PD has done.
Catch 33 is a fantastic album as a whole and it took me years to realize it
>I am going into battle, and the potion seller says I am too weak for his options
Metal for this feel?
How bad do you want to fuck his boipucci?
I don't want to fuck a 40-something bloke
How much fun do you think the guys in bands like this are having
I bet they have fun guzzling cum
Its nobody's fault but your own that all the cum you've guzzled was out of spite.
You can think what you want about the actual music, but you can't watch guys like this live and not be happy at how much fun they are having on stage
based
New Mayhem album later this year folks
>poser grind
Someone gorepill this man
Is King Diamond any good?
yes
listen and decide yourself
BLACK METAL!!1!
*deicide yourself
no Nattens Madrigal
yes
listen to all the albums
autocide yourself
gutter logicianship of death metal
one album per band
great slam
>vocals way too high in the mix
>guitar notes are sometimes indiscernable
>half of each song sounds like the same 30 seconds of nonstop blasting
what's not to like user?? are you a POSER?????
>Listening to Rapture on acid
I did this once too, that jerky main riff made their album logo jerk around like those slam worldwide videos
whats the best non-Norwegian black metal album from the second wave era?
Kek
Storm of the Light's Bane
Hey an actual comprehensive 90s Norwegian black metal chart
Any 90s Marduk album
Yes, including Panzer Division Marduk
Why are they allowed on metal archives?
Give me something to get really stoned to
>Yes, including Panzer Division Marduk
What's that supposed to mean? Panzer Division Marduk is a good album
name my band, /metal/
depends what you define as "second wave", Setherial's Nord is from 96 and Arckanum's Kostogher is from 97, those are the best black metal from the 90s IMO
it's because the album is 98 per cent treble
seconding arckanum, i was going to post that
Is there any good symphonic metal?
Marduk is the most paint-by-numbers black metal band to ever succeed to that level. Any one song alone sounds pretty good, then the rest of that album is identical to it.
yes, fuckloads of it in fact
Bergtatt is folk metal
Every shitter who was jealous of Marduk perfecting the ultimate black metal formula track after track, album after album tried to shittalk Panzer Division Marduk when it came out claiming they were too "generic"
Retarded shit that you shouldn't pay attention to anyway, just added that in there in case anyone reading my post was such one of those shitheads who think that
>great
>slam
Select one (1).
Boards of Chaos
So guys... let's see your best 5 metal bands; mine are (starting from most favorite):
>1- Rammstein
>2- Metallica
>3- Sabaton
>4- Sepultura
>5- Slayer
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Death metal post Suffocation was a mistake
Suffocation past the EP was a mistake desu
why are there no good stoner metal albums coming out anymore
I'm not too familiar with Grindcore, is it all like this?
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What stoner metal do you even like as a baseline
Please recommend me some bands or songs that are:
-Lyric free. Or very little lyric that doesn't interfere much with songs.
-Great guitar solos.
-Heavy, melodic, musical, emotional.
You're the most pathetic cucked poster in this general. Like not just this post, but all of the e-hooker and angel posting too. Really unfunny stuff bud.
>inb4 you don't know who I am, I'm le nonymous
No, but Self Deconstruction are pretty damn cool
Fucking this.
"Human Waste" is all I give a fuck about Suffocation.
...Breeding the Spawn is decent, though.
Lord Vicar
>musical
define this
waste of the ten seconds i listened to it for
Kingston Wall, not instrumental but the vocals will be the last thing on your mind.
Maybe not heavy, but superb musicians all tree of them.
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Nah the good grind sound like this.
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also check out The Snow Goose by Camel
Dgaf lmao
Go relisten to another outdated metal album or sth
BEG man post the rasclart pic again xD
What kind of metal does he listen to?
Is Agalloch soi metal?
who cares
it's not black metal
you can say you hate black metal
fine
don't call thrash and speed metal black metal i'm sick of this
Kyuss
Take the surf pill, it's mostly instrumental and very gnarly at times. Lacking in guitar solos however i guess, if that's a must then ignore this.
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I second this, Camel put out some killer stuff.
7 days til new Rammstein? fuck YES
>7 days til new Rammstein? fuck YES
need metal gf
Some of these are pretty good and quite interesting. But I'm looking for metal, not rock. I need something heavier.
Unironically the only thing I'm looking forward to this year.
Radio sucked, hope it was just a dud of a single.
making a brutal death metal chart give me some gems to put on it
That's not what they look like, unless trap. Lots of traps like metal and that's what they dress and act like.
radio was banging the first single was underwhelming
the ORIGINAL
Most purely instrumental stuff I can think of that isn't shred wankery are vidya rearrangement albums like Demetori and that one Castlevania metal album.
I miss when death metal was good
there hasn't been a single good 2019 release so far
damn, this is probably the best grindcore music video in existence
what is a good example of funeral doom metal
Metal usually has prominent vocals, so get fucked I guess
Based surf user had a point
Thergothon - Stream from the Heavens
Skepticism - Stormcrowfleet
Total opposite for me. Love Deutschland but the chorus in Radio is really grating to me.
I get that but there isn't really that much instrumental metal out there, couple of songs from albums i guess, but i think most metal has vocals. Instrumental music is very underrated imo.
It is.
Imprecation
1. Agalloch
2. Immortal
3. Rippikoulu
4. Burzum
5. Summoning
Heavier? Try The Chasm's latest album
This is a thirst trap, user. You know damn well she didn't get until anime until a few years ago and definitely doesn't listen to metal.
13 days.
SURF ROCK IS BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS BLACK METAL DUUUUUUDE
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or stuff like Don Caballero or Thee Speaking Canaries which is metal influenced but not categorically metal. Don Caballero's drummer is the best player of double kick I've ever seen.
like?
you're utterly delusional if you think this will be better than any other reunion album
Bal-Sagoth
Not gonna spoonfeed
Why do zoomers find this expression attractive? Look fucking stupid when not in anime.
The singles have been pretty good, though. Profound Lore is miles above goddamn Nuclear Blast.
Here you go user
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>Look fucking stupid when not in anime.
>when not in anime
faggot, it looks stupid period.
It looks disgusting, not just stupid.
Good call on Castlevania metal
Check this out
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don't be such a hater anime can be pretty cool.
I think he meant it looks stupid in anime too
lol do you seriously not like moe anime
Anime and video games are exactly where this generation learned to express themselves.
where did I even say this retard
I've searched for symphonic metal bands at the MA and almost all of it was corset core tier
that's literally what symphonic metal is
Thanks for the suggestions. Didn't think I was gonna find what I was looking for from video games lol. This one seems pretty good.
moe anime is peak cringe
not all of it
That's what "symphonic" metal is though. The overlap between metal and classical is vastly overstated at best and in most so-called examples, entirely non-existent.
>Didn't think I was gonna find what I was looking for from video games lol
That's what a lot of Japanese groups are doing, and they're one of the biggest countries when it comes to neoclassical/symphonic/power metal.
Just make a new thread already you weebs. Also:
>inb4 people make multiple threads
...
I was just searching for some metal with an "epic" feel to it, orchestras and shit and all I got where fat tatooed chicks vocalists. Guess I'll have to continue my search
Who cares
Wtf I actually like this
Nice, hopefully they scale it back a little bit and give each instrument some breathing room. I'm real tired of the wall of sound bands love to have these days.
The difference with real epic music is that the fat chicks singing there don't have visible tattoos, but if tattoos offend your delicate sensibilities you may have wandered into the wrong subculture.
i love trap music :3c
I don't like tatoos, that won't stop me from listening to metal, I was just pointing out what seems to be a reocurrent situation, fag
People in metal have tattoos and classically trained singers are often fat girls. What were you expecting? You're obviously more interested in fashion than music anyway. Try some symphonic vaporwave instead.
hand of doom is the only good metal song
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