My girlfriend called me daddy today whatd you retards do

my girlfriend called me daddy today whatd you retards do

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>tfw no gf

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Fuck her

lol good one bro

called my bf daddy

I fucked your mom and took a big fat hot stinky shit on her stupid fucking face afterwards. I haven't eaten anything but mac n cheese and tuna for 6 days straight. She fucking loved it

I woke up and found out I got permabanned on my 5th league account for being toxic. Every time I died I said “fuck noob team sb wow” and they reported me for verbal abuse because they were mad because I was practically intentionally feeding. I love this game so much but the players are such babies sometimes, you get used to it after so many years but damn, I’ve been told to kill myself so many times after making jokes that were so obviously not serious and yet I’m back playing it again the next day. I’ve been reading a lot about enlightenment and part of it is not holding on to things so in a way I guess I could look at this as a test or something, like I should just let go of that account. I guess I will, I just needed to talk about it, thanks for listening.

your gf called u daddy? thats lowkey weird

>I got permabanned on my 5th league account for being toxic

i fisted a girl and ate fried shrimp

It's not you, it's them. It's okay to expect a certain standard out of your teammates when you're busting ass and they park the bus.

Based dubs
Give up on ranked, it's not worth the stress. I quit recently and it feels good. 3 seasons of shitty character designs, shitty meta's, overbalancing and riot wanting to ban out verbal abuse and not inters got to me. Was d5

Being good father material is a weird thing for women to like?

we had similar days OP

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I realized that rather than competing over services oligopolies will compete over who has more preferable monopolies until they reason that this doesn't make any sense and fuse into one large global monopoly. Basically there will be one King and then each nation will function as a collection of provinces ruled by various lords and labor will be reduced significantly to what absolutely cannot be done by machines with more and more of the population being picked off through attrition until automation becomes so singular 100-200 years from now that the monarch and lords simply focus on becoming immortal through various me and and competing among each other for that privelege.

The final singularity will be a small group of neofuedal aristocrats and lords uploading their consciousness to some indestructible cube that is launched into space where it automatically transcends space time when one universe or stat system or planet it is orbiting sends signals that it has the potential to destroy it.

Idk then maybe it will get bored with all of that and start this whole process over somewhere else for fun. Maybe that's how we got started.

If in the interim anything goes wrong they'll just take off on their private spaceships to let earth kill itself while they live among the stars. It's just going to keep getting worse until everyone is dead and a group of dr. Manhattan esc trillionaires figure out how to become a formless machine that drifts among the stars for eternity

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having a gf call you daddy is fucked man, that shit makes me feel unbelievably uncomfortable.

but ur not their daddy ur their bf

Not all things are literal.

Women are nuts. All of them like having their hair pulled, slapping and being called weird names in bed.

Men like that shit too

Not all of them. Some actually like pulling hair, slapping, calling weird names in bed.

In a non sexual context?

imagine if Yea Forums found its way into that cube

Faggot

Any girl who calls their boyfriend daddy has fucking mental issues. (Except if it is literally in the literal sense of the word.