What's the WORST crime you'd commit if you knew you could get away with it?

I would destroy all of creation.
Try busting me after THAT! You wouldn't exist!

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War crimes/ state sponsored genocide/ slavery / land grabs

I'd spread lies on the internet.

Specifically I'd go to Somalia with a few hundred white mercenaries and conquer all of the other warlords, genocide and enslave locals and tax the ships going round the horn.

The slaves would be used to build infrastructure before they themselves would be killed.

We would then expand in all directions killing everyone on first sight until I control all of sub Saharan Africa with my new capital of anonopolis.

let's fucking goooo

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>MASS/COMPLETE GENOCIDE

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i'd become a butter thief

I would cut Trump’s Achilles’ tendon so he could never play golf again.

>i kill a bunch of niggers then go back to being a depressed jew-slave
Lol at the dumbasses in this thread. Steal the saudi oil reserves is the only logical answer.

Why? They don't even have oil.

The land is currently going to waste because it's completely underdeveloped and underexploited. They have endless fertile land and an abundance of natural resources.

There's a massive power vacuum with the only real resistance being south Africa. Quickly colonise the land with white civilians so the UN can't bomb it.

I think Africa is the only place where you could do an Alexander the Great style conquest in the modern world due to the fact they're not organised and none of them have nukes.

personally, shoplifting because ya could steal just about anything you want. if not shoplifting then shooting up some random ass public place

something white collar fraud bullshit that fabricates resources.

arson, specifically the type that does more good than harm, the arson against the homeless population, heres how I see it
>live in major city
>millions of homeless living on the street
>literally being paid by the government in some cities (san francisco, not where i live)
>do nothing but drugs, piss and shit on train stations and sidewalks, make great cities horrible cestpools to live in, and do nothing to help themselves
>learn about Skid Row in LA
>jesus christ how can they just live on the street like that
>think to self "one molotov would take out a few dozen since they're that cramped close to each other"
>that city can just live with that kind of homeless problem and be fine with it then they can't mind one small fire that takes out a few of them
>no one would want to mourn them
>surely no one will question periodic fires taking out multiple homeless encampments every few weeks or so

The Chinese are way ahead of you.

Kill a bunch of lads

All of them

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Tied between murder or something that would make me rich.

Devil in the house

Probably kill some rich people. Nobody makes over a billion dollars without being evil

I CALLED FOR EVERYONE DEAD SO IM TAKING THE PASS FOR THE PISS MATE.

killing every faggot who posts black dicks

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I'd hold hands.

making nuclear bombs and then leveraging that to force girls I like to date me or else I blow up the nukes.

The grandest larceny in history.

I would be like snowden and steal/release documents that would bring evil people to justice, probably stuff to prove the election was stolen.

Anyone who says something like "rape" should seriously ask themselves who they want to be.
>inb4 "why not just kill Biden lol"
because that wouldn't fix any of the problems that allowed him to usurp power from where it rightfully belongs.

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Murdering a cop…

i'd steal a bajillion dollars :)

>There's a massive power vacuum with the only real resistance being south Africa. Quickly colonise the land with white civilians so the UN can't bomb it.
>I think Africa is the only place where you could do an Alexander the Great style conquest in the modern world due to the fact they're not organised and none of them have nukes.
It didn't so well for those white mercenaries in tiny ,oil rich Equatorial Guinea who were captured and had their toenalis ripped off with a pliers for information.

Rape

what would you do with the money? piss it all away on hedonism?

I resent that. I'm a felon.

what kind of person do you want to be?

A rapist.

i would fuck my 16 year old niece. not rape cause i am pretty sure i can convince her to fuck me and 16 is actually the consent age in my state, so the only crime would be we are related i guess??
she has the best pair of tits i have ever seen

Human Extinction

id take a straw from the dispenser at mcdonalds even though i didnt get a drink

YOU MONSTER!

The best tits? I doubt that. Got kik?

Just money laundering or some form of robbing money from rich assholes who wont miss it anyway

I would make holocaust real.

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My darkest fantasy would be to abduct a teenage girl and keep her in my basement for years. Talking to her, hanging out with her, raping her. Seeing if Stockholm syndrome is really a thing. Being kind to her, then cruel to her, alternating just to see what happens. Just seeing how it feels to have total control over someone and no fear of them leaving.
I could generally just try being all different ways around her, and she has no choice but to experience it and process it.
I might torture her for a month, then be super kind to her for like 3 months, and see if she forgives me.
It'd be a blast to be honest, and these were the types of thoughts I entertained a lot when I was younger, and being bullied in high school. Before I got laid basically.
I think the reason for that is I felt so pathetic from all the bullying that I assumed the only way I'd get pussy was to do something like this.
Thank the gods I am good looking or I would've gone through with it too. But I've fucked about 10 girls at this point, enough to make me feel like it'll probably happen again, so I don't really entertain these feelings of abduction anymore.
But this is a fantasy question, so there's my fantasy answer.

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Genocide Niggers

deicide

: nice dubs ;
Nuke the Kremlin while Vladimire Putin is in it, chairing a Special Operational Meeting of the FSB

Hang the rich. Hang them where their labourers will see the bodies. Their families, too, so the cycle can't easily continue.

(Dear three-letter agency, do not take this at heart)
Theft probably, but only targeting big names

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