Penny vs Bernadette? Who you got?
Penny vs Bernadette? Who you got?
idk about those bimbos but I got dubs
Penny hands down
Bernadette has bigger tits and looks more naughty
kaley obviously is this even a question
Molecules
Why not both?
Fair question, but unfortunately you have to choose just one
Bernie all the way
stop using the same pic
use this one for the next OP
revolting
Not a bad fake, but Penny is def always shaved right bare
Imagine this look of quiet resentment, her tits bouncing merrily in time to the sound of your pubis slapping her pussy lips, because she's too non-confrontational to tell you
she regrets the drunken moment she agreed to let you stuff her. So you creampie her before rolling over with a grunt and she falls into the fetal, shivering in disgust. Then
the fog of sleep is lifted by the birds of morning and your paws cupping her bare breasts make her feel slimy and she's embarrassed that she almost enjoys you sawing in
and out of her. You deposit in her again and ask if she'd like to hang out later. She gives a yes while squirming away, anything to feel the cleansing spray of the shower
washing you off and out of her. Then it becomes a cycle; the date and the sex despite her disgust of you, the hatred of herself for allowing you into her most private spaces
becomes an addiction. Then it's months later and her baby pooch has started to show. She's crying silently as your vile tongue licks and sucks at her neck while your rod pumps
her. Then it's a year later and she's exhausted because you haven't helped her at all with raising the baby while you both work full time. She's laying under you and your touch
makes her recoil because she's angry but mostly at herself for letting you disrespect her by cheating when she didn't lose the baby fat immediately. She above you in every way
and you dared to go behind her back. But she can tell the baby fat is finally all off because you deigned to touch her for the first time since the alien in her stomach made itself
known. Her breasts are much, much larger than ever before and her skin crawls at you greedy mouth suckling. She rocks as you earnestly invade her secrets and when her love
tunnel gushes with your seed she sees herself old and gray and still this miserable. In that moment, your cum rolling down her thigh, listening to the steady rhythm of your snoring,
in that moment she knows she will kill herself tonight.
Bernadette, easy.
>fake
Can you just fucking imagine? Delicious disappointment
Penny 100% how is this even a question?
I agree but there’s a lot of Bernie fans out there
I beg to differ
why choose?
Stop fantasising about characters from the big bang theory, go outside you fucking troglodytes
Both gross.
Bernadette. Natural tits > bolt-ons.
Every fucking day with this faggot.
This this the most painfully cringe incel shit I've seen in a long time. 5 stars user. When you later ponder why you're alone in this life, remember this little excretion.
babe wake up new pasta just dropped
Penny in early seasons but she got WAAAYYYY too much plastic surgery over the years
I never even realized Kaley was 100% plastic.
She admitted in multiple interviews she is 100% fake tits and pro-cosmetic surgery
...
She's exactly the kind of retarded slut I'd expect to have kanji or hanzi as a tramp stamp lol.
She is definitely one of the most pretentiously basic celebrities
>she is 100% fake tits and pro-cosmetic surgery
Ugly whores usually are. It makes whoring a lot more lucrative.
>pretentious
>basic
youkeepusingthatword.jpg
She’s absolutely gorgeous!
Nice trips, Inigo, but that's two words.
She has an Asian tramp stamp
She does yoga
She went to a psychologist and decided that all her failed relationships weren't her fault and she will remain single to "work on herself"
ASSPT
>she will remain single to "work on herself"
Women in their 20s and 30s who are "single" still fuck like rabbits. They just don't call any of the dudes pounding them their boyfriend.
Which makes her even more basic and pretentious
alright, lets explore this, what do you mean by pretentious?
Yep.
Penny is a shitty person. Bern it is.
Really what makes you think that?
The character or the actress? I agree in both cases, just curious which you meant.
The show.
Character. I am unfamiliar with the person.
>Character. I am unfamiliar with the person.
Fair enough.
She does have a bit of drinking problem, she seems to always have a glass of wine in her hand. I’m surprised her friends never sought out help for her