ITT: most based musician quotes
ITT: most based musician quotes
Jaded as I am,
Zappa said alot of based shit
>tfw never got laid in college
>hey fellow elevated spork goatee bearers, what are the two most plentiful ingredients in the universe? weellll *gives that famous Zappa smirk*, the first is air OBVIOUSLY hehe, so far so good, and the second is HUMAN STUPIDITY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I’m not doing either. What the fuck am I doing here
>in college
>still a virgin
>We live in a society
You can change one of those any day.
Not if have finish my papers
He needs to stop taking heroin.
lick my ass - mozart
based
very nice
JADDED
>I remember one time we was coming down to The Street to play from uptown and Bird had this white bitch in the back of the taxi with us. He had done already shot up a lot of heroin and now the motherfucker’s eating chicken— his favorite food — and drinking whiskey and telling the bitch to get down and suck his dick. Now, I wasn’t used to that kind of shit back then— I was hardly even drinking, I think I had just started smoking— and I definitely wasn’t into drugs yet because I was only nineteen years old and hadn’t seen no shit like that before. Anyway, Bird noticed that I was getting kind of uptight with the woman sucking all over his dick and everything, and him sucking on her pussy. So he asked if something was wrong with me, and if his doing this was bothering me. When I told him that I felt uncomfortable with them doing what they were doing in front of me, with her licking and slapping her tongue like a dog all over his dick and him making all that moaning noise in between taking bites of chicken, I told him, “Yeah, it’s bothering me.” So you know what that motherfucker said? He told me that if it was bothering me, then I should turn my head and not pay attention I couldn’t believe that shit, that he actually said that to me. The cab was real small and we all three were in the backseat, so where was I supposed to turn m head? What I did was to stick my head outside the taxi window, but I could still hear them motherfuckers getting down and in between, Bird smacking his lips all over that fried chicken. Like I said, he was something, all right."
>if you want to get laid, go to the bar
>if you want to get educated, go to the library
>if you want to get accredited for a specific career, go to college
listen up kids this is important.
p.s. they have good libraries at colleges, so you can sneak in an education while you're getting your degree.
reminder that based billy is redpilled on lizard people
>you can sneak in an education while you're getting your degree.
not if you're getting a good one. good luck finding that kind of free time
lmao there isn't that much air in the universe compared to the amount of nothing there is
that doesn't even make sense. there is no "amount of nothing" since nothing is just the absence of air and its counterparts.
the correct statement would be "amount of hydrogen".
wow you're gay congratulations
I'm also correct
the vacuum of space can be measured by it's volume, retard
>graduated out of college
>still a virgin
prove him wrong, Yea Forums.
>I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking [indecipherable] don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!
>Moi fooking tyke fell through the bloinds m8
The vacuum has an energy associated with it and thus, a mass. It weighs about 10^-29 kg/m^3 So the nothingness of the universe weighs about 10^51 kg. Which is about equal to the mass of all matter in the universe. So nothingness is definitely in the running for most abundant thing in the universe.
We should have listened!
big mac
CALL THE FUCKIN COPS
When the boomers die off so will the outdated institutions.
based Thom appreciating the work and craftsmanship that goes into making a good guitar
Jesus this thread's got so much salt
>W-well I didn't want to go to your stupid dumb college ANYWAY fucking LOSERS
I'm not part of your institution MAAAAAAN
god dang hippies