g/fur husband material version
G/fur husband material version
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Nips is nigger
He's only husband material because he has a massive cock that would feel amazing inside any hole you have available. Bet he's got a shit personality
he doesn't look scummy tho
nig nog
Horse bois = Perfect husbands (giant cock and loyal af)
i want my zebra husband T_T
You don't need to look scummy to be bad
i'm sure he's a good guy :3
you and me both
little fagots = perfect sissy husbands (slufwifes?)
No sharing :3
horses are dumb
No, he's a good slab of meaty cock, that's all
gaysssss!
Pwease?? His cock will be long and big enough for both of us to ride or suck at the same time!
Nips is jew
me and my secret bf
Rude, horses are good
nahhh he's a good boy
nips is white scandi boi
No need to project your own qualities like that
Hey... Fuck you buddy :)
very true
bun~
Morning fags, how's the day going for y'all?
Henlo! how's you?
morning!
Trying to get my phone to charge. This is annoying.
Stalling on actually getting some work done, as always.
Bad cable? Can't say I've had a phone with charging issues for years...
lmao... same!
I kinda need to milk myself first in order to achieve anything during the day
I tried otheer cables and still no results. Looks like its about time for a new phone.
I just don't feel like getting up and plugging in my hot glue gun
Don't just yet! Rub one out, relax and when you're ready you'll just get up and start something :)
I would, but I'm not feeling horny
i need to go jerk off
Ouch, charging port busted? That's always annoying.
Seems so. I can only get it to charge when its at like a certain angle. Im gonna see what i can do. Bleh.
Try grabbing a sewing needle and cleaning the port first, usually helps.
Have you tried blasting the port with compressed air? Maybe there's some gunk in there
Triedd that. No dice.
Tried that too. Nothing.
Sounds like broken port then possibly. That's really annoying!
The bad part now is that the charge is completely dead so now if i plug it in i have no idea when its starting to catch a charge.
Oof, probably time for a new phone soon then! That sounds impossible to deal with in the long run
Yup. Time to find a cheap unlocked phone. That was i can just throw my SIM card in there.
weh
that was a good wank. put on my cock ring/ball sling and jerked off to vids of guys fucking fleshlights lol
What on earth is a ball sling?
Stop stealing my twink horse you faggot
i thought the same thing
Chunie draws the best cocks
this is a cockring with a ball sling, i love it when my goods flap as i jerk it hard it feels amaaaaazing
im even more confused now
this is one way to put it on, but i usually have it the other way so i get the loose ends slapping my ass lel
I occasional check out the gay cartoon threads and I notice a lot of the images are ostensibly male, yet they are clearly drawn to look female.
Are there, like, sub-types of gay where what you really want is a woman with a dick or someth?
Also, are all they gays afraid of/repulsed by pussy or is that a stereotype?
(Yes, I'm a clueless straight and I have no gay friends so I have nobody to ask about this stuff)
Bi here. Traps are more a bi thingthan a gay
i wouldn't fuck a regular female, ew. But i could probably bone a boyish tomboy. And i deffo like FTM dudes so pussies don't scare me nah
So uh what does it do?
makes you harder, makes you feel more pleasure, makes milkshake, makes you cum harder
you should totally get one, 100% worth
I'm exclusively gay, but despite how much I post femboys, I'm not actually into feminine guys in real life. I am a pretty feminine person myself though, so It's more a thing where I like to picture myself in their situation and stuff.
And no I'm not afraid of pussy. It just doesn't really do anything for me. It's just kinda there, and I don't really hate nor dislike it, I just also don't get turned on by them at all.
makes milkshake..?
Most of my toys are more uhh phallic. I only have one toy that's "made for guys" so to speak, and I think that's enough for me.
yeah it shakes your balls :3
thanks i hate it