Have a CDL job, smoke weed. Was selected for a random drug test. Can I just quit or does it count as a fail?

Have a CDL job, smoke weed. Was selected for a random drug test. Can I just quit or does it count as a fail?

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Weed is legal in my country so haha get fucked idiot

why would you 1. want to smoke weed and 2. take a job that forbids you from smoking weed? Either smoke mad weed and have a job that doesn't care, or don't smoke weed and keep this particular job. It really shows poor decision making to do things the way you've chosen to do them.
Kiss your CDL and insurability goodbye.

You're fucked. What you could do is souce some clean urine. Pour it into a condom. Shove it up your ass before the test. Carry it up there for a few hours to get it to body temperature. Then have a tube running from the condom down under your nutsack and taped to the underside of your penis and disguised by gluing on pubes. Then have a small valve. Basic idea is like a camelback. Open the valve. Squeeze your cheeks and make it look like you're pissing.

Just drink mad water before you go test. Minimum 2 liters. Pee until your pee is absolutely clear, then go test. I did this for three years of weekly weed tests while I was on probation. I never tested positive.

What sucks is the piss tests just test to see if you have been getting high - metabolites in urine. They don't test to see if you have been driving high.

Zero impact on safety if you don't smoke until after you're done driving.

Absolutely shit advice.

You're going to get fired, call in sick
tell them you caught herpes outbreak from being a massive cock sucker

I've even tested while high at the probation department using this method. Negative. Do your homework before knocking it. Hell, user can do a trial run at home with a home drug test. I'm telling you, I was always negative

you can quit, but when you seek work again they're gonna ask why you quit. unless you got other references your current boss isn't likely going to put in a good word kek

You can quit, but it'll quickly get around that you quit. You won't be considered hirable by anyone. Plus they'll have you take a drug test.

Bro, you're so fucking wrong it hurts, and you're fucking lying either that or your PO just did not care at all. You think if it was that easy people wouldn't just do that all the time? Jesus christ retard.

This is literally your only choice. I used to be military police and this is how they beat us. The only way a tester can beat this is to literally front on watch you take a piss but there's no way they would do that. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Okay well I'm the one who passed all the drug tests, you are just some dumbass rando with 0 experience passing drug tests. It seems like between the two of us, you are the armchair quarterback and I'm the guy who knows how to pass a drug test.

Again:

drink water like a mother fucker

Pee like crazy until your pee is super clear

Keep pounding water

Try an at home drug test, make sure you pass at home before going down to test

Pee at the test place, if they ask about the color, just say idk wtf you are talking about, this is my pee.

Pass your drug test, move on with your life

Synthetic urine.

The newer generation of tests can detect overly diluted samples and samples that are the wrong temperature. It won't be a fail but they'll just keep making come back and take it until you get a valid result.

I know people who have worked as PO's for former inmates you dense twat. Having diluted piss not a pass, it is considered a presumptive fail and they will make you retest. You did not pass drug tests on parole this way. You're a LARPing faggot.

I've heard you can take vitamins to color your pee while you do your water flush. I've never done it that way but it is worth a try if you are gonna get fired.

I've seen other guys use certo with consistent success. I've also heard of folks using the fake pee to various levels of success.

Lol, imagine being under DOT random testing and doing drugs. Enjoy being blacklisted retard. We deal with losers like you all the time at the company I work for, it's all documented and we ALWAYS find out why someone quit or was fired from a previous employer. Clearinghouse doesn't fuck around.

get quickfix synth urine or else youre done

>weed
>drugs
lmao calm down Archie Bunker

Never did for me, for weekly tests for 3 fucking years. Guy had to watch the piss come out of my dick and would take the cup straight from me. Never said shit about the color of urine, never said shit about dilute nothing.

>I know people

You sound like a faggot

Okay, LARPer go fucking pretend your cousin wants to touch your dick in another thread or something. You're being a twat in this one.

Doesn't matter what your dumbass thinks, DOT gives a fuck and that's who governs OTR professional drivers. Go fuck yourself cheech.

This

Oh no not da reefers! REEFER MADNESS OOOooOOOOoo

Okay say the rules have changed in the last 20 years, fine. So you say he gets a retest, right? How is that worse than a positive test? This buys him time to take a course of goldenseal or niacin, or is that fake too user?

I can see you're too stupid to understand. Enjoy unemployment and no government assistance as you were fired for negligence.

b vitamins make your pee yellow

I can see that you're a stodgy prick that believes weed is comparable to hard drugs because gubment told you so. I have a job that absolutely doesn't care if I smoke, so I don't have to worry about your retarded qualifications to be professional seat warmer which you're so very proud of.

you don't understand what sort of results they see. have you see "breaking bad"? it's like what they see on the machine in the mexican superlab. it knows what molecules to look for and that makes a line that shows how much it found, like a bar graph. there is a threshold, so you must demonstrate a fair amount of the molecule, and that's how you can pass if you just happened to be around pot smoke. still though, no matter what, they can see it even if you smoked a year ago because it's fat soluble. the difference is whether it's a lot.

now, you could look fine if it's under the threshold, but if your other expected urine chemicals are below expected values, it looks diluted. NO MATTER WHAT, if it's your piss and you barely smelled pot smoke last week, they WILL see it, at least a little.

look up how a gas chromatograph works.

but no bro, he totally passed probation tests every week while he was BOOFIN THAT CHRONIC bro, after he got out of jail for being a super cool bank robber that saved puppies on the side

>never implied I care
That's what I'm saying retard, the DOT cares, but you're too dense and a retard stoner to understand what I'm saying. Literally don't give a fuck about you counting cans at the grocery store.

lol wtf do they go in with you and watch you piss? Is this a random test or is he on parole?

Recently enlisted in the Army. At MEPS they will make a group of you go in the bathroom and yes they will watch you piss

Yeah, they don't do that on every one. They do that on like 1% of tests as a back up qa/qc. Y'all are fucking paranoid and watch too much tv

>you must be doing menial work because you didn't get a license to sit on your hemorrhoid pillow for 24 hours at a time
LOL

Lying scum, it's not that sensitive, it'll read stuff within a month, try you best to create an elaborate excuse, it's your only hope user.

they make you keep the door open and watch you piss from behind usually.

>thinks I drive
Not a driver dipshit, just work for a company with access to Clearinghouse. Again, you're a retard stoner that isn't picking up what I'm putting down. Count those bags idiot.

This worked for me for alcohol enzymes with the etg test, but I doubt it would work with THC.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AxNX_0GgZMM

Or instead of going through the trouble of shoving it up your ass, put the clean urine in a tiny hand sanitizer bottle or travel size soap bottle and put it in your underwear on your taint to warm it.

Here's what you were putting down originally
>DRUGS ARE BAD
>ONLY LOSERS DO DRUGS
>UR A LOSER
Now what you're putting down is
>HURR STONER
>U DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DO
>EVEN THOUGH I NEVER SAID WHAT I DID
>HURR LOSER

Trust me.... It's no trouble at all ;)

But alcohol is fine, right? lol boomer.

Absolutely this. Fucking druggies. Fuck around and find out

I just ingnored mine at work haha but i dgaf

Imagine being unironically like this lmao

Just take a piss cleaner thing from a head shop. They work if you follow the directions. This is a problem with a $27 solution. If all my problems were so small I’d be the happiest man on earth.

Faggot zoomer
lol
lmao

Covid will work. But fr go get a piss cleaner from a headshop

lol fag

lol who takes jobs that piss test for WEED anymore. Fucking WEED lmaooooo.

Cringe

This. tbh.

All the "street methods" fail. The cleaners actually work.

>CDL?

Yeah. They’re probably looking for meth.

Commercial driver’s license

>MEPS

Holy fuck, stfu kid.

>Muh super secret forensic guberment testing

Ease up on the SUV shows. Those are what's called FICTION.