Fuck my entire life. I was just barred for the fourth time to hold my newborn nephew because I am a "drunkard"...

Fuck my entire life. I was just barred for the fourth time to hold my newborn nephew because I am a "drunkard", even tho her father (my brother) drank twice as me. The look on my mother's eyes when she told me "you can't hold her" is like a fucking stab through the chest. Don't want your sympathy, just want more reasons to hate the wretched creatures known as women.

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Were you drunk or not?

Of course i fucking was, its fucking italy during easter, what do you think? But it's not the point. Her father drank twice as I did, but for some reason I am not trustworthy enough.

I'm assuming you're going to blame the alcohol because getting drunk and asking to hold the baby is retarded.

Lmao do you think I'm retarded? Of course I wouldn't hold a fucking baby if I was drunk out my ass, but I was not "drunk" drunk. Her father, who hold her half the day, literally drank twice as me. But for some fucking reason I'm the irresponsible one, even if I'm not as drunk as my fucking brother that only has two children because he was drunk when plowing that whore of his gf

Lmao maybe don't drink as much? You're not entitled to hold someone else's baby you fucking weirdo.

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How the fuck am I supposed to know? You literally said you were drunk, not a slight buzz but drunk. If you were barred so many times I'm going to make assumptions that this is a problem, I can only make assumptions based off the information you give dude.

>But it's not the point
Yes it precisely is the point. People get clumsy when drunk.
>I was not 'drunk' drunk
How is the mama supposed to be sure of that. By your own admission you all are a group of alcoholics so it's even harder to tell.

I'm not entitled to old my own fucking nephew? Hello?

Not when you're drunk dude. I don't ever blame a mom for being extra careful. She probably doesn't like dad holding the kid much either but can't really say no to her, to you she can.

you're an alcoholic and an asshole to your family
be happy they even tolerate seeing your face, don't think that they can't sense your attitude

>I'm not entitled to old my own fucking nephew? Hello?
Hello. Yes, you're not entitled.
You're actually retarded, aren't you?

absolutely not, and especially not when you're drunk. the fuck is going on

Lmao her own father drank literally twice as I did, glass for glass, but somehow I am the alcoholic, thanks user

No retard. He's not your kid. You don't get to hold him if his parents don't want you to. Stop being such a whiny little bitch.

why do you need to hold a newborn? That's weird dude. crying like a little bitch about something like that

If it makes you feel any better I held my buddies newborn daughter after having a few drinks because I was blowing out candles and she almost reached out and grabbed the flame and her mom looked like she was gonna kill me. I was embarrassed and will likely never try to bond with children again. I'm so bad at it.

No, he's not your kid

You're relativizing your own alcohol consumption by comparing it with your brother.
Alcoholic denial. Get therapy.

It’s fucking pathetic you’re more concerned that you can’t hold that child… if you’re fucking drinking you shouldn’t hold children at all what the fuck is wrong with you…

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>even tho her father drank twice as me.
>drank twice as me

Bro, just stop. It's not even your kid and you're too drunk if you can't build your sentences properly anymore.

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You can't hold a child when you're drunk user. Sorry. Even if there's a double standard for the other retard.
It's even weirder to me ITT that people think it's bad for a man to want to hold a child lol. If the OP was a women the answers would have been different.
No wonder men are so emotionally repressed and angry now days. It's sad.

Firstly, two people can be alcoholics this isn't Schrodinger's cat. Secondly I'm going to take you at your word that you actually aren't it's still not a good idea even with a slight buzz to hold your nephew. I'm assuming one of the reasons you're hurt is because you love the little fucker and the idea of her thinking you would hurt him bothers you. Next time just be more careful,, her actions weren't bad here user.

You sound like you need a drink

More like you have anger issues and alcohol exacerbates them. There's a reason your mom told you no.

checked and based.

Op wonders why the family won’t let him do things…

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Crow=Newborn
Cat= Wasted OP

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What a Jewish take. Its weird I want to be close to my family? Go hunt foreskins, Shlomo.

English ain't my mothertongue, retard. And If I wasn't drunk before, I definitely am now so fuck if I can put two sentences together lmao

so the newborn is fake?

interesting take.

>nephew
>her
you're a fucking mess

Go drop a baby you drunk fuck

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English is a fucking dumpster of a language, fuck you.

English isn't my mother tongue either. You clearly understand it well enough to know what sentence you wanted to make, you just couldn't properly write it.

>if I wasn't drunk before, I definitely am now
Yes, and that's why you're a drunkard that shouldn't hold a newborn child. You feel a tinge of a negative emotion and you fill yourself with alcohol to make it go away.

That's called having a problem, user. Stop drinking and get your shit together. Maybe if you can visit a family gathering or 2 without touching booze you'll get to hold them.

I actually agree with you wanting to be close to your family, if anything more people should be like this. You getting drunk or feeling a slight bit off is dangerous to the kid in your sister in laws eyes and for good reason.

It's weird that you're getting so upset that a family member wouldn't let you hold her infant, even though she had a perfectly reasonable excuse. Sounds to me like you shouldn't be around children even when you're sober.

That's a bit much user none of us are perfect. I do believe OP does love his nephew, just too stuck in the emotions he experienced through her rejection to see the fault lies with him.

They should get one of the kids diapers to OP then they both one to shit in like the babys they are

Mother is right. You're wrong. No sympathy here. Degenerate piece of shit. Go rid the world of yourself, scum.
An adult man that can't control himself and is drinking booze all the fucking time, absolutely disgusting.

Lmao you all seem to misunderstand what "drunk" means. Probably a cultural thing, idk, but I am not fucking wasted, I can walk straight, hold things, speak intelligibly, I am not fucking wasted. Even now, when I am still drinking out of, admittedly, immature spite.

you sound like the definition of a drunk if you're drinking over what people are saying about you, on an ANONYMOUS forum

Sounds like the parents are doing the right thing not letting you hold their kid

We can tell you a fucking douce bag….

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Sure but can you drive a car and pass a breathalyzer if you get pulled over? That's a fair equivalent especially if it's her first born

I was drinking before posting here and once again, now I am still drinking because I am an immature shit, that much is true

Lmao couldn't drive a car even if sober, ain't got a licence

get your gob off the fuckin bottle and get your life in order
need a pacifier too? maybe someone to help you wipe your ass as well?

lemme guess, you can stop whenever you want to, you just dont want to.
weak ass excuses. loser

I mean, just don't have a drink around the kid. Shouldn't be a problem then

this

>Giving a shit what your nephew or mother

get shitfaced and dribble that little shit

You people seem to misunderstand what I mean by "drunk". Once again, I think it's a cultural thing, but around here around the festivities it's the norm for the men in the family to drink a lot together. Should I apologise for my culture? Or be ashamed for the way I was raised up?

Get your shit together.

Don't play the bullshit card on us user. You're asking the similar question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?" A yes or no causes the person being question to be guilty no matter what. With the question you asked us you are basically making yourself out to be the victim or innocent of anything wrong. Drinking and holding babies is not right dude, I don't know why it's hard to believe alcohol and babies don't mix.

>"make sure you support the neck. Dont want to warm the beer with your hands."

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Probably, yeah

cope

Yes. Both are Yes. Culture and the way you were raised do influence you, but they don't make you a good person. Moreover they'll never make you a real alpha chud.
You're a man. I'm a man. We have to be disciplined and take responsibility. Drinking is off the table. No matter the day. No matter the reason. You simply do NOT drink alcohol. Ever.
Once you're at that point, have a career, a car, become educated, etc, you might offer other people to drink a little for fun. But a little means a fucking little. One glass of champagne on New Years tops. A glass of wine with your girl is also acceptable. But you should be a sober, responsible man, able to take care at any situation at any point in time.
TL;DR: Discipline. Responsibility. Sober. Fuck off, you lowlife piece of shit.

In the middle of a divorce. Knew her half my life. Married over 20 years. Two kids (16 and 20).
No sex for at least the past 12 years. I was just a beast of burden earning a check for her (and the kids - that part is ok). Paid every bill.
Proof? Got laid off exactly 2 years ago. First time ever. Never fired. Well over 30 years of continuous high pay IT employment. aaaaaand... she kicks me out after I took the summer of 2020 off. No jobs to be had then anyway due to pandemic on the initial upswing. No income (she got all my unemployment benefits, stimulus). No liquid savings, investments, etc). No place to go (not gonna crash at a friend's place indefinitely). And no warning. Lived in a hotel for 2 months looking for apartment (hard to get one w/o proof of employment). Had to cash out my 401k to get a place. Now the family law court is saying I was trying to hide "marital assets". Fuck that, I spent that before she slapped me with papers.
Anyway, now she's gonna get all of the equity in the house that *_I_* built up. Bitch took every thing from me. Money, sex life, kids, house, sanity, faith in humanity, everything).
Now, I understand those stories when some random fuck kills his (ex) family then an heroes. I'm not gonna do that (to family). Might take myself out though. Rent is due in a week and I have $100 to my name. Credit card past due and nowhere to turn. Door Dash deliveries average $8/hour after gas.

On the bright side, I was told by an IT company's talent acquisition guy they are making an offer during a phone call last week. Still haven't gotten an email about it. I'll call him tomorrow. If this fell through, you're see me neck myself on live stream.

It's incredible you faggots think that once a drop of alcohol touches your tongue you are unable to behave as a fucking rational human being.

See my friends, this is exactly why Italian women jump at the arms of any and all the very polite brown fellow like myself that know that these women that are abused daily by alcoholics like yourself. By all means, keep doing exactly what you are doing now, you only benefit me, the moorish dude fucking your wife, your mum, your sister, your high school sweetheart while you beat your meat only to do a rosary prayer in shame afterwards.

Hold on I'm confused, aren't we italians niggers? Has /pol/ lied to me?

why didn't you get a prenup. If you're not trolling or pasta'ing I genuinely feel sorry for you though.