Spit a verse, user

Beyond the walls of slums, life is defined.
I think of Mozart in a Brazil state of mind.

Thinking of Mozart. Yaz, thinking of Mozart (Mozart). Alive.
I'm in a Brazil state of mind.

DO ANYBODY KNOW SOMEBODY WHO KNOW SOME BODY WHO KNOW SOMEBODY WHO KNOW SOMEBODY WHO GOT THE MOLLY? DO ANYBODY KNOW SOMEBODY WHO KNOW SOME BODY WHO KNOW SOMEBODY WHO KNOW SOMEBODY WHO GOT THE MOLLY? KARATE KID BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW KARATE!

Sitting at home with niggas on Yea Forums,
Talking about how the industry is run by Jews,
I don't care, i think this board is legit
Now i'll point to the top-right corner to check these digits

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Check em

this is how you dp it

spit wicked
split phillies and roll the sticky up
she suckin on my dicky-
she got the hiccy-ups
her stummy hurt
booty so tight it got my pinky stuck
big gas, I only smoke the stinky stuff
big pass if she tryna get a ring n stuff
bentley truck
lil mama got the jugs, i'm just tryna get a tiddy suck

nig nig nig nig nig nig nig nig nig nig nig

Somebody once told me...

My dick is the biggest pickle
Rick?! Fuck this wrinkly hick
Green, long, long, long and thick
Edging and grinding in my cubicle

I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUUUUM

Glasses, jacket, shirt... call me glasses-jacket-shirt man.

Faggot on my neck
faggot write me checks
bag it up double
when i stick it down his neck

EXPLAIN DELEUZE TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT!
I alway keep the strap, that's why I'll fuckin outlive you
pull up on Freud, that's some gang shit
why fuck my mom when I can fuck up the track
why kill my dad when I can smoke on some crack
why analyze dreams when I'm already supreme
straight from my lips does the hardest shit stream
Scheming to fuck up the rap game, I'll take the blame
I spit flame, soon gainin fame, put that on my family name
Insane since the doctors they fucked up my brain
Botched lobotomy, now I'm fucked up on cocaine
spent my EBT on aleve, take em 10 at a time
boofing flintstones gummies on government dime
snorting some pixie stix, but in the god damn meantime
pull up on some civilians, commit some motherfuckin war crimes
My ring of organized crime has the chemical weapons
everybody near shrink from my diabolical presence
I present the shit, chlorine gas, I'm a menace
I decimate cities in a matter of minutes
Fuck the geneva conventions, I do what I please
My expertise is unmatched and thats a guarantee
they tryna catch me, trial's set for the Hague
spreading disease through they sex toys, call that lube-onic plague

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I get mad when fags call me a fag
I get back at them by calling them fags but the sad truth is, they then say it right back
So I roll up a mag, put them in it, set it on fire and I smoke the fag 'til it wrecks my head
Then I spread the black ashes all over my ass 'til my ass turns black

Yup, they will gouge this place for all its worth, they do it on tv too; "Hey user what is a good movie that youd write?" Then youll see your shit a few years later getting some greedy hack millions.

My rhymes are fire, got a burning desire
I'm a gun for hire, a live wire

gurl get wet wen she catch me on Yea Forums
always drink coffee shit called yuban
come out my balls nigga like pokeman
nigga life is a meme
BBC in yo wife is a meme
carrot to yo head is a meme
sack fat so I walk with a lean
see you on Yea Forums post the wrong meme
get hit with a beam this is routine

this is what happens when you play kickball in glaciers
your neck gets iced out and your girl wants me to taste her
I drive a Prius because it's fuel efficient
and I tell your girl I cum holy water
tonight she's getting christened
she saw my dick, swear Jesus risen

i shidded and cummed
i shidded and cummed
i shidded and cummed
i shidded and cummed
nigger

in new york i milly rock

Yeah, uh
Yeah, uh
Yeah, uh
Jump around
Jump around
Jump around
Jump up jump and get down
Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
Everybody jump
Jump
Jump

*AHEM*
NIGGAS IFFY HUH
*dab*

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Niggafish niggafish
let me hit that pussy eyelash

STEPPING RIGHT OVER WITH THUNDEROUS CLAP
LIKE DIVINE INTERVENTION FROM MOTHERS WHO SLAP
THEY DON'T KNOW THIS
YOU NOTICE
THE POTENCY GOES
AND IT GLOWS
LIKE A STACK OF THE NUCLEAR THROWS

pussy pussy pussy
marijuana-juana
that ganja
gotta plug in wakanda
and i said thank you to Obama
cause my bank account got more commas
than a fuckin compound sentence bitch
but that right there ain't nunyuh fuckin business bitch

Why the hell would I drop a verse while I'm sitting at the mixing desk with you wtf

Stop taking credit for my work and we'll fucking see

I was tweakin off the addies more than tweakin off the coke
Countin up all of my quarters trynna eat and stay afloat
Yeah my mom and pops got bread but they be thinkin I’m a joke
Though they’ll never ever say it they think all I do is smoke
They think all I do is drink, but I spend every second rhymin
I got so much pressure on me I could turn into a diamond
Any second
I wish I could be closer to my brethren
And the rest of all my senpai but they got shit that’s got em stressin
It’s funny, I feel lonely in the fullest of rooms
I splash my face right from the faucet, try to center my mood
I feel the weirdest, think the clearest, though I hate how I view
Everything I see around me, but that’s anxiety dude

Poopy poopy nigga dick
Nigga nigga cotton pick
Poopy poopy nigga dick
Nigga nigga cotton pick
Poopy poopy nigga dick
Nigga nigga cotton pick

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This whole thread is cringo supremo

Dope

Imma step up every chance when I rumble
They all call me champ of the jungle, it’s fitting
Imma get drunk and dance like your uncle
'Til I'm all hands like your uncle, I’m kidding
The venomous inventor, when I enter then it's over
When I’m spitting venom I’m as generous as Oprah
You get a scar, you get a scar, you get a scar
Me? Drunk in the back of a rental car
Pat Benatar, brah, love’s a battlefield
Here to get you out your seat like a battle drill
I’m in the saddle still, a little saddle sore
Smash you out the stratosphere, flashy as a matador
When I’m dressed like Theo’s dad
In a Coogi listening to Kool G Rap
I won’t beat around the bush like a seventies porn
I’ll make you wish that you’d never been born and it’s all good

ma dik big, ma dik big,
i gotall the moni, all the moni,
ma dik big, ma dik big,
i gotall the moni, all the moni,
ma dik big, ma dik big,
i gotall the moni, all the moni

WHAT MUSIC DO ART HOES LISTEN TO?
WHAT MUSIC WOULD ARE HOES FUCK ME TO?
I NEED TO KNOW
BECAUSE I MUST MAKE CHAD LOSE

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
I'M TIRED OF CHAD'S BULLSHIT
I SAW EMILY'S NUDES
AND I NEED TO GIVE HER THE DICK

I'LL KEEP MAKING THREADS
WHILE SHE KEEPS GIVING HEAD
ONE DAY IT WILL BE ME
GIVING HER THE D

I'LL KEEP MAKING TITSKI THREADS
I'LL KEEP SAYING ROCK IS DEAD
I FEEL OWED SOME SEX
AND I FEEL OWED SOME CRED

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Sweeter than ice cream
Just call me that one fiend
I do it for the team
Sippin lean on a mean queen dream
She love the way my dick gleam
Tickle her spleen with a funny meme
Came faster than usain bolt on an ultralight beam

theyved scented my prancand aim
bront thorough an spankled fraime
east a proose and lest it breath
chaste it sleasy, regolith.

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I used to do this shit day in and day out
Fiend for clout and just play back every record I put out
Then I felt I lost it
Fell out of my pocket somewhere at the market
Where those piggies went, my mom's not home with those ciggies yet and I'm still fiending
Looking for a way out, something to cling to
Whether it be my habits or my possessions
I'm doing so much drugs I'm about to be charged with possession
Feeling like every session is just a waste of time because it will never be good enough any way
But you don't have time to listen to me whine
See nobody ever has the time for nothing
And everyone's got somewhere to be that isn't where they are
So they spend 4 hours of every day in a car on the way to a job they hate just so they can come home late put food on the table wife doesn't put out and got no time to masturbate
who's to blame? The hands of fate? Like money stole your queen and said checkmate? Giving my life away to put food on a plate I bought with my life so I can live enough to put more food on it tomorrow. Nobody sees anything wrong with that? Some people out here live alone with just a one dog and cat, a collection of hats and welcome home doormat only they ever read. No plans to ever feed and water a seed because the tv said sex should be for selling nikes and nothing else. So they keep a condom in their wallets 24/7 and never heard of college degree, and if they did they wouldn't even question why an education isn't free. But see for me I never been the type to just accept things the way they are, I grew up challenging everything I knew about this world, now all that's left is learning to accept it. Cause the truth is I'm not woke I'm just so good at whining it just makes sense to other people. That's it for now though. I hope that my efforts weren't feeble.

CAKE
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
GOING THE DISTANCE THATS A SONG BY CAKE
PASTRY ON YOUR BIRTH ANNIVERSARY THATS A BIRTHDAY CAKE
CAKE
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
OLD MEME THATS A MARBLECAKE
OP THATS A FRUITCAKE
CAKE

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I been token too much doobies, dude it’s dubious
how much I shoot rufees in hoops to nude a booty bitch
shit down the chutes of fools who choose to question it
scooping their floozy mothers, you knew it, it’s repetitive
I’m a never ending stream of ever flowing effervescence
blowing cock-bubbles, pray the weather’s never ending it
I’m barely in, but rarely scared of sharing shit, I shoot it in
she scolds my shrunken shroom for showering her cootch in shit
you address me with a derogatory dialect, that derelict?
how dare you dance around the dorm and call me a degenerate
I did a favor, your dirty dress displays nothing but two-bits
and I didn’t really want to do you, I just wanted to get off to it.

ooga booga
bix nood
ooga booga
kill whitey

>you address me with a derogatory dialect, that derelict?
>how dare you dance around the dorm and call me a degenerate
Damn

Im gonna have to steal from my nigga DrymTman

Mere mortals are mere morticians
Mort from Family guy should have been in bobs burgers
I'm lurkin lurkin for those burgs
Call me clucky chan i'm slayin ice burg
Titanic titans spitin' spritin soda

It's been a while since I the last time I did this but I actually spit this over a beat, here it is:

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the first bar was so much better, second was sounding logic mixed with dalek

Spraytendaa, melizabeth
The flows not half bag

Respects man thanks for listening

Niggity noggity
I iz owned by a zogitty
Dinduee dunduee
WORLDSTAR YALL

ayee

hahaha

We live in a society where people think that we live in a society...

holy shit

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MY DICK GETS BIGGA CAUSE I'M A CRAZY NI

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Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

TAKE ME NOW BRO...
...AND HAVE YER WAY WITH ME...
FUCKME AND FUCK ME AND FUCK ME ...
FUCK ME AND FUCK ME AND FUCK ME....
YEAH
TAKE ME NOW BRO...
...WITH YOU ANYWHERE ILL GO!
I WANNA PUSH YOU UP AGAINST THE POST IN THE HORSE BARN...
...AND KISS YER LIPS AND TELL YA HOW MUCH I LUV U!!!

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I tought exactly this

sounds like dälek

i wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
no i don't, every day and night i feel shitty
lost in the mania, returned for the high
now i'm lost in this sentence on a board i despise, yeah
give me a subject, this weed ain't got me numb yet
it's fight or flight, snake eye the dice and claim ya tiny budgets
this blight just might bite on the mice and fill my mouth with ashes
the final scream cries out "end scene!" and infects the planet's masses

(in the nasal voice of B Real)
"Take that bong and smoke that shit, put the weed in the pipe and hit it yeah, weed smoke is making me high pull out my bong and do marijuana"
(other dude that just repeats the last thing B Real said) "I do marijuana"

split her fucking hips
wantin a 10, buyin a 10
clearing a 10 in 10
obscure piece make foes deceased
slip tween crease 0 last seen
spit his part like he disease
pick a rubber fuck a mother on the run no sleep