It's karaoke night, Yea Forums. You're with a bunch of cuties, and it's your turn up. What do you sing?

ad lib bad lyrics about being locked in a room to My Way.

Slayer

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Baby's on Fire by Brian Eno

It's like seven notes over and over

I HEAR THE TRAIN A COMING
ITS ROLLING ROUND THE BEND
AND I AINT SEEN THE SUNSHINE
SINCE
I DONT KNOW WHEN

BRBR DENG

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>HEY YOOOOUUUU!
>YOU'RE LOOSSSING, YOU'RE LOOSSSING, YOU'RE LOOSSSING
>YOUR VITAMIN C, YOUR VITAMIN C!
youtu.be/YmN9oHa3ZIQ

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SLUG BAIT
CAN'T WAIT

*panties so wet they girls get embarrassed and leave before the 2nd chorus*

I CUM BLOOD BY CANNIBAL CROPS

BROTHA WILL KILL BROTHA
SPILLIN BlOOD ACROSS THE LAND
KILLIN FOR RELIGION
SOMETHIN I DONT UNDERSTAND

LET GO OF YOUR HEART
LET GO OF YOUR HEAD
AND FEEL IT NOW

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*pulls out voice fx and plugs it into signal chain*

I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
(We'll go all, all, all night long)
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
(We'll go all, all, all night long)
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
(We'll go all, all, all night long)
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear
(We'll go all, all, all night long)

*switches voice fx off*

There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you, boy
But you're still the same
There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you, boy
But you're still the same

everybody hurts

get that sensitive puss

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
I AM JUST A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO FEEL
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
I'M NOT YOUR LOVER
I'M NOT YOUR FAMILY
YEEEEEAH
YEEEEEEAH
YEEEEAH YEEEEAH OOOOOOH

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I see it all i see it all i see it all i see it all i see it all i see it all

I’m going to breaking into your heart.
I’m going to crawl under your skin.
I’m going to break into your heart.
And follow.
‘Till I see where you begin.

hes mashed
im mashed
were mashed

Yrp2

welcome to the jungle while wearing those tightie whitie shorts and running around like axl

COUNTRU ROOOOOOADS!!!
TAKE ME HOOOOOOME!!!

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FOURTY NINE FAGGOTS AND ONE DUNE COON
BREAK THE SIXTH POP THE GLOCK AND SHOOT FOR THE MOON
SAND NIGGERS PULLING TRIGGERS IT IS SOMETHING TO SEE
THEY MAY BE IGNORANT SAVAGES BUT THEY'RE WORKING FOR ME

>flick through options on karaoke machine
>it's all normie shit
>I don't know any of it well enough to perform
>sit back down and have another drink

For me? It's "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Amish Paradise

ŞEN OLASİN ÜRGÜP DUMANİN TÜTMEZ
KİR ATİMA CEMİN KONAĞİ TUTMAZ

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Baste picks

CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
GIRLS ROCK YA BOYS
MORE MORE MORE

WHEN I WAS

KILL YOUR MOTHER RAPE YOUR DOG

>dance dance dance dance dance to the radio
>dance dance dance dance dance to the radio
>DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE TO THE RADIO

lad classic there and a right proper tune

probably love will tear us apart

>it’s time the tale where told
>of how you took a child
>aaaand youuuu maaaadddde him oooooolldd

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I GOT SOUL BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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DARKNESS

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WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
ITS LESS DANGEROUS
HERE WE ARE NOW
END THE SAMENESS

YOU MAY HATE ME BUT IT AIN'T NO LIE
BABY BYE BYE BYE

SOMETIMES YOUR BETTER OFF DEAD
THERE'S A GUN IN YOUR HAND AND IT'S POINTED AT YOUR HEAD

The Hampster Dance

I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE BABY
YOU GOTTA RUB ME THE RIGHT WAY
I'M A GENI IN A BOTTLE BABy
CUM CUM CUM ON AND MOUNT MY MOUTH

excellent post, user

Julian Casablancas can’t sing for shit so you’ll be good in comparison

layla
boop boop boop
gotmeonmahkneeeezzlayla
boop boop boop
beggindawlinpleeeaaazelayla
boop boop bo-boop
dawlinwontchaeeeazmahwaaariedmaind
(has to be acoustic version so i can croon sensually)

DARK IN THE CITY NIGHT IS A WIRE

Beamerboy

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I caaaaan

fuck yea

>TWOOO HEADEEDD BOYYYYY

You will not be able to find 90% of these songs in karaoke machines. Shit thread

>not taking a memory stick with you at karaoke and have all the obscure shit you want to sing and impress all the slags with your musical talent
Pleb...

Barbie Girl

this

>PUNCTURED BICYCLE ON A HILLSIDE DESOLATE

Always had good luck with Tainted Love

MY MY MY NAILS PEEL BACK

NAAAAAAAAAAAA NA NA NANANANAAAAAAAAA
NANANANAAAAAAAAA
HEY JUUUDDEEEE

Fuck yeah

FOLKS LIKE ME.... APOSTACY

I SEE YOURE DRIVING ROUND TOWN WITH THE GRILL I LOVE AND IM LIKE

FUCK YOUOOHOOH

if i have a few gin and tonics i can kill that bridge and blowout my voice.

SENDING ME SO FAR AWAY
SO FAR AWAY

SO FAR AWAY
SO SO FAR AWAY

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TEEEEEEEEELLLLLLIIINNNGGGGGG LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

youtube.com/watch?v=YTUMo2h0ysk

AS I SKULKED. PAST. THE GATES.

AND DREW. BEHIND. THE STONES.

THE WINDING TREES ENVELOPED.

THE CLOAK AROUND MY BOOOOOONNNNESSSS.

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Who needs a karaoke machine when you got a...*starts up drum machine*

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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

Me and a fellow madlad unironically got the DJ to play this at a school disco.

We were about 10.

8675309

BLACK VAN PULL UP TO YOUR MOMMA CRIB BOY

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based

fucking CHECKED and strokespilled

JEREMY SPOKE IN
CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

full throaty grunge baby.

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Tequila

Haha, guys, did you see what user did here? He picked a song with very minimal singing! What a jokester!

u was at the club

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505. bitches love 505.

Time We Had by The Mother Hips, my nigga

Tequila!