Take a shit

>take a shit
wipe
wipe again
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe

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>not using a bidet

>not using a baby wipe
God user hasn’t your mother taught you anything besides be useless

I shower after each shit.

Why don’t you just eat it then faggot?

maybe you eat too many carbs, or are stressed out and its affecting your bowels

>not using a poopsock in 2019

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>2019
>not waxing your asshole

Use metamucil, it will make you poop like a champ

dont go as deep and kid yourself

This. Started using them after surgery for a nasty roid. Lmaoing @ drypaperfags/wipelets

good thread

I never used wet wipes for my asshole.
I buy lambi sensitive, it changed my life.
I literally can't shit anywhere else but my home. All other toilet paper now feels like sandpaper and very bad.

Wet wipes sound like such a hustle to get rid of. I think ya'll niggas gotta stop using toilet paper designed for poors.

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lmao at europeans shitting in the sink

quality shitpost

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lol what is wrong with them

cringe amerimutt

Wash your ass you animal

I run the toilet paper under the tap sometimes

>take a shit
wipe
wipe again
>no shit there
go about my day
asscheeks start to feel moist
go to the toilet
wipe
>tons of shit on wipe
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>shit's still there
wipe
>just blood
Every fucking time.

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>take a shit
>literally shitposting on the chans
>finish shitting
>continue sitting there until legs fall asleep
>get up and try to not fall down as leg control slowly and painfully returns
>wipe
>nothing there
>forget if I even shit yet or not
Luckily it smells pretty bad