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how am I still so tired after 3 cups of coffee?
I need a prescription for vyvanse or something
get some sleep
I slept 9 hours today
I have some kind of sleep disorder(s), my circadian rhythms are extremely delayed, some days I just wake up every hour, and I function best with 10-11 hours of sleep
I need some kind of medication
ugh sorry, I had sleep problems like that for a long time too, sucks
cute :3
how did you fix them?
eh idk, a good routine helps a lot
well I'm glad it helped you at least because it sure as fuck hasn't helped me
take some otc medication like nyquil or benadryl, start with standard doses just to get a feel for it
tried that as a kid for years and again 3 years ago, didn't help any
it's whatever, thank you for the advice anyway
Sleepytime tea worked for me when I had trouble sleeping. Give it a shot it,
I've tried that too, doesn't help any and just makes me wake up after like 5 hours needing to piss and sweating
the only thing that helped me were benzos
heya
hi
Guys, do I an escort?
I don't know anything about that kinda stuff
if you're okay with spending hundreds of dollars for it, sure
You wouldn't have to.
lol, the money is like the least of my concerns in that regard. I'd pay several grand if I wanted to.
take her to a nice place for dinner, some drinks too and have a chat. then you bone her
I mean I personally wouldn't do it for just an hour or whatever unless drugs like coke were involved but that's just me
Why not?
Is that standard?
if you were a gentleman about it, yes
because why pay hundreds or thousands of dollars for meaningless, passionless sex when you can have good sex for free when you find the right person?
but I'm both asocial and stingy af
I'm okay with being alone, it's not too bad 99% of the time
I mean I would if that's what's expected but that sounds really cringe-y to wine and dine your prostitute.
Wait, how did we get to hundreds of thousands?
>when you find the right person?
LMAO
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That's a good one dash
Just like that South Park episode where Jimmy loses his virginity
Quick way to get them to pity you I guess
If we all work together, maybe we can meme Alyxis into the real world for ya
hundreds *or* thousands, not of
you have to keep trying, even just a date and casual sex with someone on Tinder makes more sense than escorts to me
be engaging, ask questions, and be interested in the other person
but I don't bother with dating apps either so yeah
They'd probably even refuse payment cuz they'd feel too bad.
She'd be way outta my league
>but I don't bother with dating apps either so yeah
Then how would you know??
I had a girl ask me a challenging opening question on Bumble a week or two ago. I spent like 16hr thinking of an answer and when I went to send it she had unmatched me.
Literally deleted all the dating apps on my phone after that.
also I hate to break it to you, but self loathing is extremely off putting
even just faking confidence is better than none
be mindful of your attitude towards yourself
you have to love yourself before others can love you otherwise it'll just be a one-way street, and you'll get nowhere
God you're annoying
How so, she's a product of your imagination, couldn't you imagine her type to be you lol Just aim to do better than this guy and it'll work out
I also wanna say fuck online dating, but it's how I found my current gf and she's great
had some pretty terrible experiences prior though
I think perseverance is important, but I understand how discouraging the whole process of dating can be
because I know how people are and I was actually popular for a time before my mom ruined my fucking life, girls would give me their numbers because I didn't give a fuck and would just be myself
don't think, just say something and go with the flow
then have fun being alone I guess
Dashie, you haven't even been laid once.
>the dog doesn't count
Truuue
Just gotta 3d-print her
I've been on like 5 apps for the past 6-7 years
I've had like maybe one engaging long-term conversation (2-3 weeks) but then they stopped responding.
I literally am not looking for a pity party either like Dash seems to think.
I just don't think dating apps are geared toward actual meaningful connecitons but idk where else to go in covid world.
Same to you friend.
yeah I wish there were better alternatives but you'll likely just need to keep playing the numbers if you're looking to start an actual relationship
I don't think there's anything wrong with finding an escort if you like sex though
thanks, I enjoy it
I'll get a gf when I'm ready
keep trying, go with the flow, and most of all, don't beat yourself up all the time
you'll find someone
shower time
later floofers
Right, that was my kinda my whole initial point.
idk how this turned into looking for a relationship.
I mean I'd just cut my balls off and be done with it if I could undo it later.
Sure man.
We're post-covid now, find yourself a church to attend or do a Chris-chanesque love quest at the mall, just get out there
seeya
Whoaaa, did Biden finally beat covid?? My man.
Nah the alzheimers kicked in and he forgot all about it, but same diff according to CNN.