They're jamming in heaven ;_;

They're jamming in heaven ;_;

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Here's the thing about Freddie. The man had some serious pipes. He had a 4 octave range and he excelled in any octave. He wrote brilliant songs. And his stage presence was only matched by Adolf Hitler. Seriously, watch them play Radio Gaga at Live Aid and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We had better thank our lucky stars Freddie didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world. But Queen as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Freddie Mercury backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Queen what it is. Yes, Freddie wrore Somebody to Love, Killer Queen, and Bohemian Rhapsody, but Brian May wrote We Will Rock You, Save Me, and Fat Bottom Girls, John Deacon wrote I Want to Break Free, Another One Bites the Dust, and You're my Best Friend, and Roger Taylor wrote Radio Gaga and It's a Kind of Magic. Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Queen was this perfect storm of legendary talent, and Freddie was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae. He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of combo that was Queen to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Roger, Brian, and John, and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow our minds out through our ear holes. Yes, he was the most incredible front man who ever lived, hands down.

Having an orgy.

>no kirk cobain

Will Cyn appreciate it when she goes to heaven and the first thing she sees is a fist coming at her face?

>no lemming killmister

Paul will protect her. He's probably giving John an earful about his treatment of Cyn right now.

Kurt is in hell because he killed himself

well he shot his face off. besides, he'd think of these legends (besides maybe hendrix/lennon) as mad corny to be around

how come nobody gives a shit about George Harrison being dead? it's always about "Muh John Lennon" Fuck.

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Lennon got shot.

Freddie Mercury and David Bowie are definitely in hell

Nope.

George got stabbed

MJ is in Catholic heaven

Just about everyone's in hell. I haven't watched in years, but one thing I really respected about South Park was how it depicted a very large swath of humanity as being in hell, including liberal sacred cows like JFK, Lennon himself IIRC, and others.

>I really respected about South Park was how it depicted a very large swath of humanity as being in hell,
did you respect their depiction of God?

they all are

there’s no way any of these people are in heaven

No idea, especially considering that George is much better than john

where is Jaseh ;_;

MJs in pedophile heaven

Yes, I thought it was amusing. Perhaps you have mistaken me for a religious person based upon my previous post, hoping to have gotten a rise out of me.

in hell, duh

they up there
believe me

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Go back to Tumblr.

wheres kurt bros?

george was literally the best beatle

No

Why not??

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Bowie was a Buddhist and studied the Tibetan book of the dead.

He is in the bardo and will escape one day to be reincarnated

Elvis is like the only one with a chance of getting into heaven.

is that ag cook? I don't recognize the others

Bowie was an Aleister Crowley obsessed occult practising pedo

South Park is le radical centrist muck nowadays

all are godly qualities

Freddie was Parsi so he doesn't share the same afterlife

So in short, based?

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mac milar

You're confusing 'centrist' with laughing equally at everything and everyone, because good satirists also make things against their side

Though I agree that they went down in quality lately, I stopped watching the last few seasons because they were just boring for me

Not for all the sex with 14 year olds he's not.

>good satirists also make things against their side
South Park never makes things against their side, because they're le radical centrists who think they laugh equally at everything and everyone.

He's in hell for being a junkie

Jimi Hendrix is in that picture

>John Lennon
>Heaven

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kek

>yes, it was the MORMONS who had the right interpretation...the MORMONS
>gah!

Only one jamming is Michael into little boys

All of them are cringe except Elvis Tbh

Where is that a sin?