The authenticity of her art is staggering. She will be this generations Female Bob Dylan

ITT pedophiles

Name a single band that isn't and industry plant

not a big loss for music

Dokupe

She's literally the female X, entire image was changed specifically to win over X's fans after he died, so such a statement fits like a glove.

Go to the top of a building and jump onto a long sharp metal pole.

Then Kys

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How do I get a billie gf who will act uninterested in me all the time?

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Just be your faggot ass self around woman. It will happen for you!

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Her face makes me mad. She looks like a fucking barracuda or something.

>be denzel curry
>barely get 2 million views in 48 hours despite making aoty 2018
>industry plant child bride gets 10 million views in less than 10 hours

Is there anything more embarrassing than to be upstaged by wifey?

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>being canadian
>ever

her insincerity is almost as bad as the fact that we still talk about her and thereby give her publicity. stop fucking talking about her. 下げて隠した

It's all about Billie silly!

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I’M THE BAAAAAAADDDDDD GUY

DUH

This song is much better DESU.
youtube.com/watch?v=GbjwfQG_N_Y

>releases a simple but professionally produced music video for a typical Lordewave song
>signed to a major label known for relentlessly shilling their artists
>claims to have grown up poor despite living in a wealthy neighborhood in LA
>gets tons of media coverage in everything from music rags to mainstream news and internet shows like "Hot Ones"
>gets hyped as an artistic prodigy despite her only talent being doing vocals (doesn't write the lyrics or instrumentals, doesn't seem to do visual arts much either)
>relentlessly clout chases the soundcloud/hip hop scene, going as far as to dressing up in dopey clothes with big european fashion brand logos all over them
>acts tryhard edgy and pretends to be depressed
>releases a mediocre pop album of the Lordewave variety with discount Lana sounding vocals and hip hop style production
>media acts like it's a game changer when it's really just a contemporary pop album derivative of the same things many other contemporary pop albums are
>plays up her friendship with xxxtentacion after he died despite having never met IRL and has 4 songs about him on her album to capitalize on it
>gets her own curated museum exhibit to promote the album
>one of her songs appears in Calvin Klein ad
>despite all this she is marketed as an indie artist who totally just happened to make it after posting a song or two, taking spotlights away from actual indie artists who do not have corporate backing
she is a perfect representation of everything wrong with the music industry. the safe sounds derivative of recent pop music, the omnipresence in major media outlets, the marketing as organic and independent despite being a massive forced meme, the focus on image instead of substance, and the tireless clout chasing/coattail riding of an established scene.

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Bille Eilish is the real deal. You'd know this if you bought her hit debut album. /thread

>>one of her songs appears in Calvin Klein ad
Worse: she has a full-blown endorsement deal with CK. See:

Why are people taking this bait?

Neck yourself

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shut the fuck up interscope employee

You should see her in a crown

YOUR SILENCE IS MY FAVORITE SOOOOUUUUUNNNNDD

God damn she's ugly

you should be in the ground

>thinking this means she's sold out
She was a sellout from the beginning.

>Industry plants are ba-

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Gibi ASMR is a Billie Eilish fan.

Is this patrician?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsZA_19xIRI

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Ayyyyye 131LL1X is dead ass a real south florida nibba knamean bruh mane she thicc as hell.

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Gibi is a kike

Literally the zoomer fiona apple
next

No, she’s not. Her ethnicity is German-Italian.

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>that fucking obnoxious bass
How can anyone listen to this shit?

why do you think they're dating

Both questions have the same answer: Billie's music and image is a ripoff of south Florida underground rap. The distorted bass, eerie synths, and high hats are her brother's attempt at popifying shit underground rappers were doing five years ago. It's no shocker she's clinging to one of the biggest (and most highly acclaimed) rappers from that scene.

All songs on her next album will be written in Raider Klan hieroglyphics. It will happen. Screencap this.

When's she dropping her Wuthering Heights cover?

By far the best Billiepasta.

grow up

Yoooooo

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I should have thought of that

False equivalence. Shillie has been swimming in payola bucks ever since she was signed. Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure Denzel's only publicist is BlackySpeakz.

CAN YOU IDIOTS JUST IGNORE OBVIOUS BAIT THREADS LIKE THIS FUCK YOU FAGGOTS FOR MAKING ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Billie Eilish: When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? (Darkroom/Interscope)
Slotting this self-created 17-year-old as pop computes musically and commercially while reminding us how amorphous that once snappy term has become. Her soprano too diminutive for vocal calisthenics, her sensibility too impressionistic to bother mapping out track-and-hook bliss points, Eilish is a home-schooled Highland Park weirdo whose darkly playful version of teen-goth angst had already captivated millions of young weirdos-in-potentia before this electro-saturated debut album put in its bid for the rest of us. Seldom catchy in any conventional sense, every one of these 14 tracks entices the ear anyway, from "Bad Guy"'s "duh"s to "Xanny"'s blown speaker cone to the shuddering sound-pit that swallows "You Should See Me in a Crown" to the plinked piano of "All the Good Girls Go to Hell" to the tunefully cooed "Wish You Were Gay," and it keeps going. Only then it closes shut when one of the least self-glorifying suicide songs ever sets up a finale comprising songs titled simply "I Love You" and "Goodbye"—each quiet, each pretty, each what it says, each sad without ever turning gruesome or crossing its fingers. A

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this is obviously not a bait thread. what makes you think that? The ones making fun of her are all the bait threads.

Quads of truth.

>wanting a classic butchered by a zoomer

>wow look at me im so edgy and kool like bille. I just dont carrreeeee

How much did he get paid to write that?

instagram.com/p/BxQmFKPl3tt/

ANOTHER ONE.

This cunt is being forced so hard. The only people that like her are millennials with shit taste or are smitten with another girl they'll never touch.

0/10

>she’s an industry plant!
>still low-key obsessing about her

She needs to be exposed.

>'i wear baggy clothes because it's IN MY SOUL totally not because interscope wants me dressing like my soundcloud boytoys so they can make more money off of me'

bob dylan is trash

Bitch I know is obsessed with Billie and her aesthetic it's so annoying to hear about that shit 24/7. At least she's hot.

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>I listen to drugged up, glassy eyed industry plants!
why are americans act proud of this?

whatever. he hasn't been good since n64.

SHE A HO

was it born male or female?

She's drinking his cum sauce.

her and her career has to be jew'd, especially at the scale it is right now

There was a huge PR push for her from the start.

Yeah shes all right not Bob Dylan but good.
Too bad she'll overdose in two years.

>falling for bait this obvious

>appropriates the aesthetic of proles
>grew up in a stable, affluent family
>LARPs about her background and values in her music
>surrounds herself with “woke” musicians despite being dumb as a rock herself
She's the zoomer Bob Dylan all right.

>>appropriates the aesthetic of proles
literally any big artist, from die antwoord to p4k indie crew

colorlines.com/articles/dispatch-highland-park-gentrification-displacement-and-disappearance-latino-businesses

Billie Eilish O'Colonizer

She’s anti-drugs.

fuck

Billie QT

Billie is our mentor...

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She’s definitely a part of this generations zeitgeist: a vapid, glitzy product manufactured by a bunch of sheisty Hollywood elites capitalizing on the lowest common denominator’s ignorance. She’s everything that’s wrong with the world of art and society I’m general. It’s people like her and what she stands for that make me question whether or not humanity actually has a chance at or even deserves a chance at fixing what we’ve fucked up so completely. She’s the devil and I see right through her and the people that are propping her up.

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"She" isn't the real talent. Also, please stop thinking with your peepee. Thank you and goodbye now.

billie looks like she's just been told no more tv for today

the eternal tasteless cuck

*sweaty dumb fuck

Charlottesville killed my irony radar

true but i stil like bad guy

What makes Billie so special is how effortlessly she has captivated us all with her genius. This is only the beginning.

this
t b h

Haha funny joke

Correct

/thread

Billie unironically looks like a negress. She just needs darker skin.

We'll see about that. They said the same thing about Grimes and now she does meth all day with Enron Musk

That Poppy?

Seriously who cares? There is so much good music out there just don't listen to the stuff you don't like. it's easy. there's no point getting worked up about it either. it doesn't effect you.

Shush

Dumb plant.

Being the fucktoy of one of the richest men in the world is a bad thing?

Is this a Russian troll farm thread? I can't tell anymore.

Kys painfulĺy

Poppy has the strongest fanbase of all because they are literal cultists. Billie is FotM shit, forgotten soon. Grimes is pretty much already forgotten.

Completely sickening astroturfing.

Fuck off
She’ll Amy Winehouse herself before she turns 30

lift

I mean sure, there is only up when you are at rock bottom.

>this generations
>implying the exact same hasn't been going on for over 50 years
there's always been terrible cheesy teen pop icons produced hastily for a quick buck (see: the 70's) Thing is anyone with half a brain knows it's total trite and won't give the music the time of day. most normies know it's pop for teenage girls and the media storm claiming otherwise is clearly bought and paid for.

>thinking her label would let her cover a song about literature which would never chart again
Honestly can see Running Up That Hill being covered by her tho desu. Need to let everyone know that she's just like Kate (but of course, not like Wuthering Heights Kate).

Is she another Albanian?

Scottish lass

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source?

be a woman

damn... looks like neither of us got our wish.

She's like a nigger trapped in a White girl body.

Would do, would do...

>the most successful forced meme in existence
thats donald trump

good taste
TA13OO is probably my AOTY for 2018 too and i dislike most modern hip hop

quality post

how the fuck do you rock dreads in florida?
i would never stop sweating

Tap water is less bland. Have sex

Stunning

>be me, Italian
>always loved this bitch
>see this
bruh

>living in toronto

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I hater her so much but I want to have sex with her so much

You can easily decipher this if you look at all the evidence.

Shillie was originally marketed as a generic "alternative" pop star (another Lorde clone, basically). She had no real identity stylistically and her music was very bland. Sometime in early 2018, Billie became internet buddies with X, due to X needing more public friendships with teenagers in order to soften his image (his mother even wanted the two of them to be a romantic couple but decided against it since Shillie was way too young).

When X died, Shillie was entirely made over into a SoundCloud rapper. That's when she began looking and sounding more "urban" and also "dark". No longer was she this cute little pop figure, but a suicidal, tortured young girl. There is zero doubt in my mind this was all contrived by her label.

She also went on Montreality and bragged about what a profound influence X had on her:
youtube.com/watch?v=vo5JXupZTK8

And why do you think she's touring with Denzel, or why she highlights her friendships with other friends of X like Ski Mask, Trippie Redd, and Kid Trunks? This is all a marketing scheme by Interscope.

This!

Daily reminder:
youtube.com/watch?v=Sii5T2x1VD0

I shouldn't get mad a single bit for this low attempt bait, but for some reason I feel that little sting.

topixstars.com/article/21288/s35?utm_source=snap&utm_campaign=21288-testios17

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