Cheers lads! 31 tomorrow! And since I'm thoroughly without friends or even some semblance of acquaintances who give a...

No, unfortunately. No desire to either. Thanks for the good wishes though, Yea Forumsrother.
Much love Yea Forumsro's. Plus it's not terrible mixed. higher proof than Bacardi, anyhow, which is my usual rum choice.

Happy birthday user

It's your birthday.
Have tits.

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Kraken is top tier. Mixing it with coke is not though. Neat or with something like ginger, lemonade or maybe Dr pepper are the only correct mixers

Good choice of rum! I'm drinking for good luck, starting Ice Hockey training tomorrow for the first time and I'm nervous. Need some Dutch courage. Enjoy your birthday, user!

>higher proof than Bacardi, anyhow, which is my usual rum choice
there is your problem. I wouldn't even clean my toilet with Bacardi.

Thats okay user, no clue why you bitch about it on Yea Forums if you do nothing to help yourself though and put yourself into that situation feelsokayman thumbs_up

thats my favourite rum happy birthday lad

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I do not deserve you, friend ;-;

My homies. Much love.
>God ain't never made no motherfuckers crazy as the
>White boys, we been known to fight boys
>Sawing off our shotguns, rocking camo, causing problems late at night boys
>White boys, mama knows we're trouble, circle tight boys
>Soon as it pops off, we got you running for your life boys

Happy birthday user. Get wasted, put a condom on and fuck the gap between the sofa cushions and pretend it's a hooker to celebrate

Love you fags, too.

if you play playstation ill be happy to play and talk with you.

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Skip to 0:22, a feel good-gift for you. Watch that Kraken, I dunno, never liked that kind of Rhon to be honest

Nah, no console for me. But...am about to get on codm and say shit i'll regret to my clan lol

Taste is subjective, so we'll agree to disagree. Diplomático or Appleton are miles ahead imo.

Dude, just get a real hooker.

That shit is fine to do when you're a kid but you're a grown ass man. Stop playing pretend already.

>Diplomatico

Dad Rhon appreciated, but not good enough

If you haven't noticed retard, OP is not here to socialize. He's only here to cry and ask for pity for self-inflicted issues

Well shit user, exact same situation but 1 year younger.. I'll drink a rumcoke with u my boy.

Real loners don't share discord bruh, get wit the program

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Bro I'm already prepared. I've been doing this lol.

To be fair Appleton is excellent as well

Bro I about fell out.
> coke in the sprite glass
looooooool

I kind of tend to hate most people, I can't connect with folks. Especially not through the internet (besides Yea Forums where all interaction is anonymous and inconsequential) I first of all think that I don't have interesting shit too say, but also that other people don't have interesting shit to say either.

Wish I could smoke weed again ,that made it better. Lost my license over DUI tho. fuck that.

All the best user

I'm sorry, couldn't be bothered to get a proper glass. ;(

Happy birthday when it arrives and I would have a drink but I'm all out of booze

My guy

The couch or the whore?

that shit broke my heart

I can't because I have to keep working but hope you have a good one.

Real loners want to stop being lonely. Mentally ill people want to stay that way, cope lil nigga

loner
/ˈləʊnə/
noun
a person that prefers not to associate with others.

why do you have my same shitty countertop

You good bro, lol.
*Fistbump*
The whore.
Much love, get that shit done.

idk man

lonerin American English

(ˈlounər)

NOUN

a person who is or prefers to be alone

Who is, need not prefer it nor want it

>The whore.

Good for you.
Happy birthday.

So there's multiple ways to interpret the word, I can live with that. Let's not ruin op's birthday thread tho. Pour yourself a drink and let's enjoy the fleeting company we get here. Cheers!

this is the most wholesome ive seen Yea Forums i love it

Nah fuck OP, I can't stand people who are the cause of their own problems and then whine about it online to get some jerk off points. OP fuck off retarded faggot

happy birthday bro

Happy birthday! Cheers!

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Prost! Many happy returns

>kraken rum

I haven't tried it pure, but mixed it's pretty decent. Decent enough for me to keep the bottle in my empty bottle collection

To be honest with that attitude, you might as well want to be lonely. I've tried to be nice. Hope you find some friends bud.

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Happy birthday, King. My phone's camera takes super big pictures so I can't post it here but rest assured I am enjoying a beverage with you.

id love to get fucked up but thanks to meds im on is probably die. have a good one tho.

Grabbing a beer now. Happy bday, Yea Forumsro!

i dont drink but i'm half way through a joint so i'll smoke the rest in your honour

happy birthday lad

Nice. That was one of my first rums. Had some good memories with Kraken.