Let's see what you guys get
*tips fedora and adjusts monocle*
>Garnish with pepper
>The Swans
I don't know what these things are
sneed
gee thanks
I forgot this page existed, it's so based.
>I don't know what these things are
It's a pretty good combination desu, you should blindly ask for that when you go to a bar next time
>not piss. shit and blood
I'm disappointed in this page
>doesn't know what jager and grenadine are
so you've never been to a bar before
this one sounds kinda good, desu
trve
i was bummed out that the Jeff Buckley didn't turn out to be "several gallons of water"
If you ever just straight up hated your kidneys
your kidneys or your criminal record. that's like the bath salts of cocktails
Vampire Weekend
>One cold PBR
Accurate.
That's hilarious
nice
how does this work? is it based off an ai or is it just random?
Panda Bear is Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and Avey Tare is a bottle of red wine. Clearly, Drinkify has an opinion on who's more patrish
Really upsetting that Avery isn't Johnny Walker with some apple/mango juice
the prevalence of "brooklyn lager" for basically any aughts indie darling and "a bottle of red wine" for basically any classical composer indicates that they don't exactly handcraft every one, but some artists don't have pages at all, so i think there is an element of human curation to it
Avey. Fucking phone posting faggots.
damn that's so much comfier and more accurate to how his music is
i got exactly the same, so it's not randomly generated then. desu it does kinda fit. I wonder if there's like a database of subgenres they have access to, and then they assign specific drinks and adjectives to specific subgenres.
Based and jazzpilled
wtf, "serve on rocks" kek, that's too good. Is there really someone who sits there and autistically goes through all the artists to make sure they fit?
>keeps suggesting Corona for jazz
obligatory
it was made in 2011 it says at the bottomn in 24h apparently. I'm guessing they added some kind of algorithm
that's probably it now that I think of it. maybe they grab the picture and track from last.fm, and then their style and random facts from echo nest.
>sips
ahh, tri repetae, now that was an album.
should have just been a gallon of everclear
Fuel-grade ethanol, served in a cracked glass jar and garnished with iron filings
I TYPED THE SAME THING OMG
>garnish with carrots
>8 oz of Tabasco
Now we're talking
. . .
>garnish with fire
this is fucking excellent
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I don't know anything about drugs but wouldn't an entire ounce of LSD be serious overkill?
What the fuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
oddly fitting, though using one of the most expensive bourbons in existence for mixing is a bit extravagant
>carly rae jepsen
aggressively accurate
>bottle of boxed wine
>not box of boxed wine
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>10 oz of rum with cocktail onions
Roll me
a bottle egg :()