When I'm home alone I like to poop with the door open. After I'm done I don't flush the toilet I go to the next room and masturbate to the idea of me pooping while smelling the shity smell. (I once tried masturbating while pooping but it didn't have the same effect) After I ejaculate I smear my cum across my body and enjoy the feelling of beeing tired while lying in my own cum. This concludes the process. Afterwards I open all windows in the house and take a shower.
I once told about this process to a woman at the bar, who asked me about my fetish. (we were both drunk) She ran to the bouncer cuz she thought I was gonna rape her (I wasn't planning on it). And the bouncer beat the shit out of me and banned me from that joint.
So you have a scat masturbation fetish. Be honest user, if a hot girl offered to take a dump in your mouth would you? Or if she went to the toilet you immediately go in after her and smell her discharge?
You are a serious degenerate but you can always change
Lincoln Reed
To be honest I have no idea, I am open to the idea, but I don't think I'll like other peoples shit smell
Gavin Peterson
LMAO someone already posted this on reddit
Cooper Diaz
Just lick your shit, find out it's actually disgusting and gross then move on to a tame fetish. Also poo is poo, I bet you'd get a kick out of a hot woman pooping
Elijah Carter
Was this post originally from leddit or they just screen cap and post this thread?
Up until a few months ago i used birth control rings for years. pretty regularly i'd end up spinning it around or fiddling with it literally out of boredom and id pop it out sometimes and spin it around on my finger. i guess its kinda gross. and i have no idea why i did it. it was like a fidget spinner that i always had with me i guess.
Gavin Myers
Reddit post was posted 11 mins ago this thread like half an hour ago
Ethan Campbell
Why did you stop?
Justin Ward
went off bc and ended up pregnant shortly after lol
Bentley Cook
What the fuck even is this?
So you'd reach up your fucking cervix and twiddle with your IUD? LARP detected. That shit's up way too far.
Easton Flores
>I once told about this process to a woman at the bar
Things that never happened
Hunter Thomas
So you fingered yourself out of boredom? How is this weird?
Brody Murphy
yep lol
Jack Wood
TITS OR GTFO
Hunter Barnes
I like to eat a bag of popcorn and then tear the bag apart and lick the "butter" and salt off the bag. I don't do it as much anymore because I am trying to lose weight, but I used to make popcorn JUST to clean the bag lol.
Also I shit in the shower most times and transfer big shits that don't erode to the toilet. Because of this I spend very little on toilet paper.
Hunter Butler
no retard it doesnt go up ur cervix its literally a rubber ring that sits right up ur vag. pic related.
nah dude it wasnt even like finger/masturbating lol. id just stick two fingers up and twist it around and shit. or take it out and fiddle with it. like i said it literally ended up like a fidget spinner lol
and no, i didnt do it in public. just went i was sitting at the computer/bed/couch watever alone.
You can cause serious harm to children if you touch them after touching those things. Same with topical testosterone that fags use to grow their stulid beards - very harmful to young kids.
Colton Wilson
Virgins. She's right. Google it. I fucked a girl that had one of these things before and i pulled my dick out and the ring was stuck around it. I had no idea wtf it was.
Anthony Jenkins
Ever fiddled with it and then got an urge to start fingering yourself? Did you?
lol i wouldnt touch a kid after touching it and i usually washed my hands after i did mostly.
lol ring toss. id usually warn guys before
Grayson Gray
yeah lol
Brayden Evans
women are disgusting.
Benjamin Rivera
ah ok
Ayden Sanchez
why are you keeping it in a drawer. disgusting.
Gabriel Barnes
lol and dudes arent?
because i still have a bunch of them and theyre super expensive but im pregnant atm so i obv dont need them rn.
Anthony Robinson
Wow man, that is seriously weird. But whatever, you are not harming anyone, only yourself.
My shame: I am married, but I am addicted to masturbating.
So when is my wife gone overnight, I usually take few 2c-b pills, sometimes with MDMA, put in myself strong anal vibrator I use on my wife, and just jack-off for few hours.
When I have enough, I just start drinking beer and smoking weed, and watch some movies.
Great times with 2c-b.
Angel Parker
does your wife kno u a fag?
Jaxon Lee
When i masturbate myself, i love to cut myself and use the blood as lubricant
Isaac Sullivan
do you listen to ronnie radke or escape the fate while doing that?
I am not attracted to men, I jerk to straight porn.
But sometimes I like to see a passable trap getting fucked.
By local standards I am a fag.
Joshua Ross
Not what i asked.
Does she know you like to get fucked in the ass?
Nolan Evans
I dont fuckin know who that is kek
Landon Moore
DANGER ZOOOOONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (top gun)
Matthew Evans
Do you still please your man even though pregnant? like blow/handjobs and such? I read somewhere that pregnant women get extremely horny
Samuel Rogers
blowjobs yes handjobs no anal yes regular sex yes. im 13 weeks and the super hornyness just kicked in like the past week. hes gone at work all day so i legit edge to porn all day.
Landon Powell
Ah I see, doesn't it feel weird you getting fucked vaginally knowing there's a kid in there? I know you're early into the pregnancy but I don't think I could do that. Well he gets anal and bjs so he's sweet, you being horny all the time wouldn't it be a nuisance and what type of porn do you edge to?
Ryder Torres
its a dark path to go down this is how it all starts first you smell the poop then you taste the poop then you put the poop back inside
Brandon Jenkins
>doesn't it feel weird you getting fucked vaginally knowing there's a kid in there?
its weird to think about but it doesnt feel any different. i barely have "felt" anything yet really. my tits hurt alot and im horny more and i puke 2 hours every morning but thats it. i dont feel like 'kicking' yet but i def feel like something? like that butterfly in your stomache feeling but like lower its hard to explain.
nice thing is no periods so i cna fuck whenever lol.
> what type of porn do you edge to?
mostly creampie regular guy girl stuff. started getting into preggo porn recently. a little interracial. high def blowjob stuff.
Charles Price
>interracial
Baby white or black?
Christian Peterson
>i barely have "felt" anything yet really. my tits hurt alot Yeah my two sisters are one week apart pregnant, I think 5 weeks in? and they complain about mostly not being able to smoke or drink. Which is kinda funny but also sad because when I was in a ward for some time this girl was full belly pregnant and smoking like a chimney. >i dont feel like 'kicking' yet but i def feel like something? like that butterfly in your stomache feeling but like lower its hard to explain. No need to explain. > nice thing is no periods so i cna fuck whenever lol. You'll eventually be in too much pain to fuck so have fun while you can I guess > getting into preggo porn recently. a little interracial. high def blowjob stuff. Preggo porn is too weird for me and I use to watch and masturbate to weird shit (that's in the past) but never found the appeal of it, I guess you self insert into being the preggo chick being fucked. Would you fuck a black guy or date one if things fucked up with your current partner? even consider it? and I don't necessarily mean black black could be brown as well. And you swallow your mans cum like a good girl?
Grayson Turner
dude ive smoked since i was 15. im working on quitting im down to 1-2 cigs a day but im still smoking im trying so fucking hard to quit.
>You'll eventually be in too much pain to fuck so have fun while you can I guess
yeah my mom told me that when she was pregnant with me she could barely move around
> I guess you self insert into being the preggo chick being fucked
yep
>Would you fuck a black guy or date one
i have. a few.
>you swallow bet lol
Jordan Wright
I don't eat the bag. Just pick the fake butter and salt off of it. I know it's bad for me but eh. Considering my health is good and I get checkups super frequently I'm not too worried about my once a month or so desire to be a retard.
Ryan Jones
I'm a man so I don't have to worry about that shit but smokes? Fuck I can't go without them, it stresses me out. I spend roughly $230 to $330 a fortnight on cigarettes and it helps ease cravings for alcohol since I needed to go sober. It was a good chat user I wish the best for you and your kid
thanks and i was a hard drug user when i was 17-21. ciggies is the only thing thats kept me sane since i got clean so that makes quitting even harder lol
Brayden Hughes
Sometimes larp as a girl, and use my wife's biography so I don't magically get caught in a lie. Only do it when I'm really bored.
I used to piss in bottles as a kid cause dark hallway and walk to bathroom scary.
