Memorial of Paul McCartney General

Now that Paul's ashes have settled, which Paul was the cutest Paul? I claim bearded Paul.

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pitchfork.com/news/stop-saying-shit-bitch/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7009864/Sir-Paul-McCartney-Beatles-Found-Dead.html
nytimes.com/2019/05/09/ententertainment/thursday/paul-mccartney-dead.html
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that's bill

holy shit i can't believe he's gone. Ringo is all thats left now :(

pete best

This is a fucking joke right?
Someone please confirm whether or not this is serious

it's a hoax, people are doing it for attention and only citing pitchfork with a 404 link that makes it look like he died and say "hurr durr they got some info wrong", if that was the case how would they know?

omg he's dead i can't believe this

Because I saw the article before they took it down.

who knows

Imagine being this in denial. Now I know how people reacted when Lennon died too

pitchfork.com/news/stop-saying-shit-bitch/

I was hoping he'd die before Ringo and my dreams came true ;)

Pitchfork isn’t the only place reporting on this you brainlet
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7009864/Sir-Paul-McCartney-Beatles-Found-Dead.html

I saw the news coverage of his death on YOUTUBE. They announced it during a sports game. Some of them were in denial as well.

Anyone have the actual link? I just read it but it seems like pitchfork took it down because of an information error regarding when Paul was found dead? They said he died at around 12AM but now theyre saying 3:30AM.

>Daily Mail

>pic related
>inb4 "hurr durr rong info"

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daily mail took it down for a small information error

The links' down. It'll come back up.

Check this shit out
nytimes.com/2019/05/09/ententertainment/thursday/paul-mccartney-dead.html

Claim your favorite Paul song in his memory
Yesterday claimed.

>its real
Holy fucking shit

thanks man

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Blackbird claimed

See

you're too slow

Maybe you’re just really shitty at clicking links?

New York times took it down for a small Information error. Itll be back up in a minute

that's because it's a hoax and they're playing along

IT'S FUCKING REAL!!!
i still can see it, maybe because I'm from Europe and different time zone?

That might be it. I can see it too and I'm from South America

im from italia and i can see it too

France here. Can see it too.

I guess it's only deleted for Northern/Western hemisphere then... the technology nowadays lol

Yeah. Different servers I guess.

dubs confirm

>ITT: Hoaxers and larpers
Contact Apple Corps you fucking faggots

Steve Jobs is my dad, so I know it's true. Everything that comes in and out goes through me.

MOOOOOOOOODS STICKYYYYYYY

Just got off the phone with them, they told me Paul died peacefully

Found the larpers who contribute to the ongoing ruin of this board

I'm not a larder... I'm pretty average weigh

This does not change the fact that you're shitting this board

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Hilarious.

*BRAAAAAP*

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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. That's all.

i don't care about your wrong opinion man ;D

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no u.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I feel like I'm in 2007

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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Wifebeater, vegan, rent collector? Fuck him, he should have died with Lennon.

Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight claimed

>Wifebeater
First time I've heard of that but I'm just gonna trust you there. That said, based