Zoo Discussion Thread with feral fur instead of real stuff because real stuff gets ya beaned.
I just really love dogs and wanna chat with other anons about them. If that sounds like your jam, hop in.
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Have you ever been with a good boi or good girl before? If so, what breed, what was it that made you attracted to him/her, and how'd your first time go?
If you haven't but would like to, what makes you attracted to animals and what is it that makes zoo appeal to you?
quit raping your pets
spbp
Drew Pickles, gayest man alive
Need some help. My Chihuahua usually sleeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger htan his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and im bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tiresl, so i can't drive to hte vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. does anybody else have a better idea?
Need some help. My Chihuahua usually sleeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger htan his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and im bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tiresl, so i can't drive to hte vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. does anybody else have a better idea?.
Need some help. My Chihuahua usually sleeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger htan his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and im bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tiresl, so i can't drive to hte vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. does anybody else have a better idea??
Need some help. My Chihuahua usually sleeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger htan his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and im bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tiresl, so i can't drive to hte vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. does anybody else have a better idea?.
Need some help. My Chihuahua usually sl.eeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger htan his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and im bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tiresl, so i can't drive to hte vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. does anybody else have a better idea?
Need some help. My Chihuahua usually sleeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger htan his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and im bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tiresl, so i can't drive to hte vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. does anybody else have a better idea?..
i dont for a sec believe this is real but mix 80mg active ingredient so standard solution almost 1ml of your horse ketamine in with some beef or pork fat and put it on a dish and slide it to the dog then leave the room for 3 minutes while it laps it up. then go take the trap off its nuts. then put 4ml of the ketamine liquid on a plate and put that plate on top of a pot of water on the stove. when it evaps down to a powder scrape it up and do the .4 of ketamine and go lay on your bed and think about what a twat you are.
Dog benis good benis
heres my purdy gurl again
You ever had dog benis?
Keep posting her as a puppy and people are gonna think that's her now kek.
I hope you and her are doing well. I know you said you don't do anything sexual with your girl now because she's not into it, but I forgot if you said if you've ever been with a female dog before?
a whole hodgepodge of factors. part of it being that animals are naturally unconditionally loving, part of it is that i'm a freaky size queen, part of it is just sheer curiosity, i wanna know what it's like to be animalistically bred like a bitch. but also because i wanna see how the animal would act towards me after. i think it would make an interesting dynamic.
The important thing to remember is zoo is only like 10% sex, 90% normal day-to-day stuff. You have to love animals because the fact is if a dog is fucking you and knotting you on a regular basis, he's going to start seeing you as his mate and treat you as such. With a good breed and a good boi, he'll start to be extremely protective of you and want to be with you 24/7. You can't just want to have sex then not want to interact with him afterwards, you have to love him to bits.
If you like animals normally and want to have a dog for the normal dog stuff, then zoo could definitely be for you
oh of course, no doubt. they're living beings, i wouldn't just sexually objectify them for my own carnal desires.
Well what's stopping you from getting a good boi of your own?
nah, sililar to w humans there has to be the intimacy there for it to do anything for me
here she is "On the Bus" mah groovy poochy
well firstly i am not entirely self sufficient yet. i still live at my parent's place and we already have pets. plus until i get raises or a promotion at my job, otherwise i wouldn't be able to afford rent anywhere. much less rent in a place that would allow a dog.
thread needs real horse cock. this image does not count as zoo/bestiality because there is no sexual interactions between said horse cock and human. no different that some nigger posting his stupid nigger dick so fuckoff mod ass kissers
superior horse pussy coming thru
Delicious. Im not gay..because i like horsecock
Damn...
No human can compete
bump
Always wanted to get knotted by a rottie. They seem hot.
What's horse pussy like?
MOAR
Depends on the horse, her mood, and if she's in heat or not but if you're doing plenty of foreplay and she's actually interested in you, the best way to describe it is comfy. You'll feel her walls pulsing as you thrust and she winks, she's extremely warm and wet, and everything just feels like pure bliss.
You mentioned in the past you played with some horses. You ever let the stallion cum in your mouth or on you?
>in your mouth or on you
Most of the time it's both kek. A stallion blowing his load is like a fire hydrant of cum, the first burst fills my mouth and everything else get's pushed out
God I want my gf to get filled up with puppies
Is the taste comparable to human cum?
Never tasted human cum but horse cum is thicc and kinda has resistance in your mouth. Like it's not fully a liquid but it's not like pudding. I'd say it's closer to watered-down custard. Tastes (unsurprisingly) like salty grass. I actually enjoy the taste while dog cum I do not.