Am I FUCKING crazy...

Am I FUCKING crazy?! I got into an argument with friends about if you could either have sex with any real human past or present or be transported into any cartoon universe and have sex with any cartoon that picking the cartoon would be the correct choice? You’re not only having sex with your dream character but you’re also getting a chance to do something nobody else could ever do. It seems obvious.

Team cartoon: or team real and who?

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Team your mum

Do you become a toon too? or is this more of a Roger Rabbit situation

>You’re not only having sex with your dream character but you’re also getting a chance to do something nobody else could ever do
Thats just sex in general for you though

She’s old as hell. Have fun with that.

I mean sure, getting to bang my favorite female comic character would be cool, but it would kind of pale in comparison to actually going to the DC or Marvel universe. I mean sure I'd bang Kitty Pryde if she were into me, but I'd be much more hooked on finding a way to gain super powers and joining in on all of the fun.

Your statement made no sense but I get what you were trying to say. Stay in school.

I definitely would powerfuck Hitler in his ass and mouth. Make him my little bitch

Literally anybody in existence and you pick Kitty? She’s basically a stick dude and not even in a loli way. She’s just a bean pole.

Why are you holding a grudge against somebody who wasn’t even alive in your lifetime? Seems like a waste and living the fantasy of older generations. Why wouldn’t you get revenge for yourself on somebody modern?