Am I FUCKING crazy?! I got into an argument with friends about if you could either have sex with any real human past or present or be transported into any cartoon universe and have sex with any cartoon that picking the cartoon would be the correct choice? You’re not only having sex with your dream character but you’re also getting a chance to do something nobody else could ever do. It seems obvious.
Team cartoon: or team real and who?
Team your mum
Do you become a toon too? or is this more of a Roger Rabbit situation
>You’re not only having sex with your dream character but you’re also getting a chance to do something nobody else could ever do
Thats just sex in general for you though
She’s old as hell. Have fun with that.
I mean sure, getting to bang my favorite female comic character would be cool, but it would kind of pale in comparison to actually going to the DC or Marvel universe. I mean sure I'd bang Kitty Pryde if she were into me, but I'd be much more hooked on finding a way to gain super powers and joining in on all of the fun.
Your statement made no sense but I get what you were trying to say. Stay in school.
I definitely would powerfuck Hitler in his ass and mouth. Make him my little bitch
Literally anybody in existence and you pick Kitty? She’s basically a stick dude and not even in a loli way. She’s just a bean pole.
Why are you holding a grudge against somebody who wasn’t even alive in your lifetime? Seems like a waste and living the fantasy of older generations. Why wouldn’t you get revenge for yourself on somebody modern?
I like her personality she's bubbly and kind.
but he likes that
you’d be part of the problem
I dunno brah an obsession with 2D images over tangible people sounds like coombrain
Well you’re not going to marry her. If anything you’d end up worse off if you ended up liking her more than before. I don’t think you get the point of this question.
No grudge, just like his sexy ass
>picking the cartoon would be the correct choice
Yes
Going to a completely alternate universe is more impressive than being the first man to land on the moon. Why tf would anybody turn something like that down to do something people do irl all the time.
She was just an example really, I'd have to have a good think on who would be my actual favorite female comic character that I would like to bang.
Yes, because fucking cartoons is a niche fetish that you dont share with your friends.
That being said
>Team cartoon
I wanna fuck lois griffin
Second choice would be Lincoln
That’s actually a solid pick. Lois is ss tier.
Why not Teddy Roosevelt?
Op just got smoked.
A safe third place for sure
Wtf. You’ve really never had that conversation? That’s a common thing.
I’ve got something you can smoke.
Most people here don’t have friends in real life. Keep that in mind.
You mean verses going back in time and banging Cleopatra VII Philopator? I bet she would be a riot in bed and exist in more than 2 dimensions.
I got called into meeting with bigboss because I told my colleagues I didnt want personal questions anymore. Gave me a warning and everything.
The shit they are doing is harrassment. These people are so fucking retarded you have no clue. The court loves fucking over private companies in this country.
>I'll play nice
>get proof of illegal stuff
>???
>profit
I'm so fucking mad. I just wanted my goddamn right to have a professional working relationship, and these fucks call the principle and tries to force me into being their friend and disclose personal details about myself.
They're mad that I go out and do work, while they drink coffee and talk together. I couldnt believe my fucking ears. Saying I create bad work environment, trying to wordmagic me into signing paper which says 'Im hard to work with', so they can use it against me later if they fire me.
Paper says: hard to work with
Bigboss says 'yeah it means that you need to be more nicer to people'
Explain to him,' thats not what it means, the words on the paper dont mean what youre saying'
These people have never had real consequences. They've got no idea the can of worms they kicked open. Atleast I got my will to live back.
Different universe with different laws of physics > time travel
You picked a woman from an age where shaving and bathing wasn’t common. Congratulations. You’re a dumbass.
Wrong thread you inbred sheep fucker. Pay the hell attention next time or I’ll curse your dumbass through the internet. Don’t let it happen again.
No I dont discuss fucking cartoons with my friends wtf
>different laws of physics
Nope, still sounds like wish fulfillment to me. The greatest waifu that any man could conceive of still won’t match the complexity and richness of interacting with exactly the sort of person that God intended for you to be interacting with
>not picking fucking Cleopatra
Bitch she was a fucking Queen, she probably bathed in perfume, I’d probably get to have slaves fluffing me before the encounter and then fanning my hairy ass with a palm frond while I take their Queen to pound town.
What sort of curses do you do?
Not the sheep fucker user by the way.
>shes old
>PAST or present
you can call us daddy.
You’re a bitch.
gottem
Fuck you my waifus are better than yours
Either way is wish fulfillment regardless. Why does that matter?
Have fun paying my child support.
I'd fuck Liev Schreiber's son dressed as Harley Quinn. Best of both worlds.
You dumb idiot you actually made me laugh.
Hey I know you're being an off-topic faggot, but if you ACTUALLY are planning a lawsuit (discrimination/harassment/wrongful termination), here’s some unsolicited advice
>Get an ASD diagnosis from a medical professional
Shouldn’t be too hard. You already sound on the spectrum. If you’re not sure if you’d get a diagnosis, study the symptoms and practice taking the AQ50 test. Shoot for a score of ~35
>Record conversations with your bosses
Legality varies by state (so check up on it) but in most states, you can secretly record a conversation and legally submit it as evidence in court, but ONLY if you are a part of the conversation. So you can’t record your bosses privately gossiping about you, but you can record your boss harassing you, discriminating against you, or wrongfully punishing/terminating you.
>Don’t sign ANYTHING that admits wrongdoing
Refuse to sign any coaching or punishment slips acknowledging responsibility for something that isn’t your fault. Ever. This will be used in their defense.
>Get consultation with legal professionals
You can usually do this on the phone and without appointments. Call a law office that specializes in your type of case, give the receptionist a three-sentence rundown, say you want to speak to the lawyer and ask if you have a case. Then, when the lawyer answers, present everything, as if you were presenting it to the judge yourself. He will try to poke holes in your argument’s weak spots. If you’re feeling ambitious, patch those holes and call a different lawyer, do it over again until you’re ironclad, then pick one you like and start proceedings (if possible)
user you are indeed correct
You really wasted 15 minutes of your life trying to be a special snowflake and typing this up.
One is the imagining women held to an impossible ideal, the other is imagining women at the pinnacle of what’s possible. Perception is reality
F1nn5ter.
Perception is reality, just listen to the melody the universe sings.. because everything (everything) happens for a reason.
She has the face of a 13 year old boy.
I don't get the fake freckles thing, it looks like someone took a wet fart in her face.
I knew something looked wrong with her.
>Face of a prepubescent male
>Voice of a prepubescent male
>Height of a prepubescent male
>Body hair of an early-pubescent male
“Straight” “men” are literally pedos
Just get Mystique to fall in love with you and you will never have to sleep with the same babe twice if you don't wanna. You get the best of all worlds. She just needs a couple of reference pics.
That just makes it better tbh.
At least your honest with yourself. The Catholic Church is always in need of good help.
I'd fuck Dio and yes OP you're correct.
Wtf is up with these adds. Is THIS an older lady?
Yeah she’s like 30. If you’re over 22 you shouldn’t be watching porn.
t. female
>Implying women on Yea Forums
Kek
I'll get that back on the weekends champ.
>If you're over 22 you shouldn't be watching porn
I'm not!
t. female
Yeah but isn't it true that in the Family Guy universe Peter also sometimes fucks Bonnie? And Lois knows and she's cool with it. Peter could get away with all kinds of shenanigans and everyone still loves him
Envy from FMA
Team cartoon all the way.
Yeah, but then again, lois is also a whore.