It's that time again

34 and got into a relationship with a 79 year old.
cant understand wtf is wrong with me.
afraid to see a therapist and talk about it and other problems.

m or f?

Took various girly clothes from female cousin and a few other places where I could get them
Wore knickers under my school uniform several days a week
Accidentally wore knickers on a day I had a swimming lesson - ended up having to strip in front of a friend in the shower room due to no cubicles being left, and friend saw what I had done
Ended up doing stuff with that friend later on

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I used to eat her pussy fairly often but I only had sex with her a few times.
She was passed out the first time actually

I been sharing my gf nudes with guys she rejected to see how they react

Time for LARPing, filter dodging and general autistic faggotry? WOW SO COOL

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How do you know she was your biggest fan?

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his dick inside her is a good measure of her being the biggest fan

How did you meet her online? How did you even convince her as well? I mean you said relationship not just sex, right?

Do you have more pics of maeve? Nice quiz btw

she lied about her age on the dating site. still would have been to old for me.
we met, kind of immediately kissed each other, fucked on the first day we met.
it was just sex and then turned into something a bit more but she wanted every second of my time and i couldnt handle that so i broke it off.
she would literally get angry with me if i wanted to hang up the phone after one hour conversations. sometimes it would go on for three hours on the phone

she even stopped breathing

Adejo must be sleeping

Oh man that sounds fucking hot. Did she find out you fucked her unconscious body?

She sounds lovely...

All kidding aside she was probably lonely as hell, I mean a lot of your friend's are dead at that age. If conversations were that long it sounds like she was retired and I'm guessing you're working, making this quite hard.

she also wanted me to play this song when I fucked her
youtube.com/watch?v=JRK_in-dkRY

I have a video of my gf sucking her brothers dick.

Had them do it for me.

This is less of a secret and more of a vent. Always imagined an animal getting "their tubes tied" was meant literally: as though the surgeon tied a little knot around their ovaries to stop them from being able to produce eggs. Got told today that this isn't the fucking case AT ALL. Turns out, their entire ovaries and fucking UTERUS gets removed. I know it's better than being pregnant and giving birth but sweet fucking jesus I was not prepared to find this out.

i was lonely to. the entire issue in one real way was that her mind was starting to slip and her xanax addiction didnt make her mind better. anytime youd anger her she would want to argue for hours. it got to the point where i was truly scared of her thinking she would hurt herself and the way she was popping the xanax made me afraid id wake up one day and shed be dead next to me and how the fuck would i explain that.
i knew her mind was not right the day she said something about introducing me to her kids who were ya know, my parents age.

When I was a teen I got super in to incest, specifically my aunt. I went through all phases, jerking off to her, stealing panties, you name it. My aunt used to get drunk at our small get together and flash her tits. I was never that in to my mom, but I started snooping in her things and found a massive collection of sex toys. I found pics on her computer of my dad fucking my aunt (mom’s sister). The biggest find of all was a huge history of incest porn. My dad was gone a lot, so I’m fairly confident it was my mom who looked it up.

Yes. She woke up during… it was a huge thing. She stopped hanging out with me and the police were called and stuff.
In reality she never stopped hanging out with me and she stopped persuing legal action.
We would have sex 4 more times in our lives.

You would have been correct about the procedure if we were talking about people. My girlfriends have their tubes tied but they still have all their plumbing and organs. When a female pet gets spayed, they perform a full hysterectomy.

He has insomnia, I'm glad he's getting some rest.

Fuck that could have gone a whole different direction. She must have loved your cock.

We were very close even though I was quite a few years older than her

This weekend i woke up thinking about an ex, picturing myself facefucking her, and that gave me a raging hardon.
So i fingered my gf to wake her up, and then i fucked her hard.
Except that while balls deep in her cunt doggystyle, i started imagining it was her own daughter instead. i've never touched her but i have stolen vids of her, including some of her beautiful ass bending over, it was hot emptying my nuts inside her mother, imagining it was the youngest instead

How was the sex? Details

it was literally no different than sex in general. sorry to disappoint but its literally no different

Alright, have you always had some attraction to older women?

Damn that just doesn't sit right with me, idk why. Like why can't a female pet just get tied? Why go through an entire removal process? I'm no vet but i'm pretty sure almost all uteruses in the animal kingdom work around about the same right?

Tonight we spam
I leave my life, in your hands
We take the thread
Nothing is forbidden anymore

Don't let the Mods dim my sight
Don't let a moment go by
Nothing can stop me tonight

Adejo, let the thread take you over
Adejo!
I love you my fans, Adejo
Gonna live this night forever
Adejo!
I love you my fans, I love

Tonight I'm yours
We can make it happen I'm so sure
Now I'm letting go
There is something I think you should know
I won't be leaving this thread
I'm gonna spam through the night
I'm gonna reach for the stars

Adejo, let the thread take you over
Adejo!
I love you my fans, Adejo
Gonna live this night forever
Adejo!
I love you my fans, I love
tonight we spam
(Whoa, oh oh oh) like no tomorrow
(Whoa oh oh oh) if you will stay with

>Me Adejo

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My girlfriend started a new job about a year ago which requires a lot of travelling. I found out recently from snooping on her phone that she has been blackmailed into having sex with a married coworker while on these trips. I don't know how to broach the subject with her because snooping on her phone would be an unforgivable sin in her book, and she hasn't let on that there's anything wrong despite what her private messages say. Every time she's away on a business trip, I beat myself raw thinking about her being used as a sexual plaything by another man.

The fat man had his arm around Adejo's uncle's neck like they were old friends, every now and then pulling him closer when there was some particular part of the song he felt he needed to share more intimately, singing into his uncle's ear and making him smile in a way that looked painful.

Whoever the fat man was – and Adejo couldn't imagine his uncle ever being friends with a white person – he seemed to be the only one who knew the words of the song (that Adejo thought might be Irish, but then he hadn't heard Irish before, at least he didn't think so), blasting out the lyrics with a viciousness that made him look like he wished he had something to kick while he was singing.

Adejo still wasn't quite sure how his uncle had got caught up with the two wedding guests in the first place. He had never been to a wedding before and had been excited until his uncle made it clear that they weren't really going to the wedding. 'We're just going to the kitchen, to pick up the bags. We won't even see the wedding. I'm sorry Adejo. You'll hear it though. I can promise you that.' For a while it seemed that they wouldn't even hear the wedding, let alone see it, because when his uncle parked the van and went to the steel door that led to the kitchen it wouldn't open, no matter how many times his uncle tried pressing different numbers into the pad on the wall.

In the end they had to go through the front doors of the hotel (clearly an option of last resort evidenced by his uncle's mutterings beneath his breath), although Adejo felt as if he was entering a palace. The floor was tiled with shiny stone, with four pillars (pillars, inside!) that stretched up before disappearing into a high ceiling.

Ayyy Adejo

You need legal advice bro.

'Come on Adejo, keep up! And please don't touch anything.'

The rumble of music and voices got louder the further they walked down the corridor, and when his uncle opened the doors at the end a sound hit Adejo the way the cold had slapped him that first time he got off the plane at the airport. The sound was outrageous, and Adejo immediately covered his ears to try and block out the blur of music and voices, before ducking as flashing coloured lights cut through the gloom as if a flying saucer was about to crash land on top of him.

I've often wondered this myself. The reason why they don't give hysterectomies to women as a form of birth control is because it severely lowers their life span (like 10+ years) and I think it increases their risk of cancer, too, if I'm not mistaken. Also, the hormonal "crash" is very difficult to cope with. That's why they'll typically only perform hysterectomies on women who are already post-menopausal or those who would be at greater risk of other illnesses by not having the procedure done.

He kept close to his uncle as they weaved between huge round tables draped with white cloth. They were like giant versions of the mints Adejo's uncle had in the van, only they were speckled with stains both dark and pale. A middle-aged woman watched him with one diseased looking eye as he passed, as a younger man kissed her hard while sharing her chair. An old man stirred a thin, plastic stick around his tall glass while examining something at the bottom of it. He passed another table, where a girl his own age sat alone looking at something on either a huge phone or a tiny TV she held in her hands, the images from the screen painting her face an ever-changing palette of muted colours. Adejo tried to sneak a peek, but his uncle grabbed his arm and dragged him on before he had the chance.

Did you actually write all of this is yourself Adejo?

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i am the fbi

The kitchen was as bright as the big room was dark, a blaze of quivering florescent lights and shiny metal surfaces. A thin man with the dishevelled appearance of an artist wore a food splattered apron as he wiped the surfaces with a cloth, creating smeary waves that adorned everything he touched. Adejo's uncle asked the thin man something, and he pointed them deeper into the kitchen.

report his posts for spamming/flooding (global rule 10)

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The air felt sticky, like it had been bundled up, fried in oil, and then released back into the atmosphere. They hadn't gone far when Adejo's uncle reached a huddle of black bags at the back of the room. He lifted one and thrust it unceremoniously in Adejo's direction. It was bulging and heavy, and it almost dragged Adejo down to the floor, but he managed to wrestle it back up with sufficient manly qualities that he hoped would impress his uncle on what was his first night at work. Adejo was keen to prove his worth. He didn't want these first impressions to be clouded by sympathy. With Adejo wrestling one black bag his uncle effortlessly carried the other three, before two men on the dance floor (the fat man and his emaciated sidekick), blocked his path, the skinny one snatching a bag from his uncle's grip that he was now swinging around like he and the bag were old lovers.

Fair enough, not worth the effort just to troll these threads.

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Take your meds, sweety

That's fucked. I heard if they spray a dog while she's in heat, she'll be in heat until the day she dies. Just really fucked up shit all around, I don't like it one bit.

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Yea Forums doesn't have spam rules newfag

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Go back

yes. not that old but yes. the women in my life have consistently remained in their 40s. i get older and they stay the same age lol

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I cum on girls' pictures and put them in the family mailbox. I like knowing that the it dad saw it.