Naughty things you'd do with the power to stop time and who you'd do them to thread, part 4:
pictures especially appreciated
Naughty things you'd do with the power to stop time and who you'd do them to thread, part 4:
pictures especially appreciated
for those confused at how it works:
1. you still age biologically while it’s stopped
2. For all you aspiring physicists, the velocity of all things is instantaneously halted so there’s no f = ma catastrophe, there’s a pocket of breathable air around you which reflects what the air temperature had been, and when you touch things the effect it’s temperature would have had is still “simulated” on your skin
sauce is “[Nighthawk] Stopping!!! 4 Nekketsu Sports Hen” if you’re curious
ok groomer
wrong
I'd have a whale of a time setting up indulgent and highly compromising situations like this and blackmailing the shit out of everyone
Would who you put in those situations? And what would you make it look like they’re doing?
I would think carefully about what I am doing.
there was a time in my life, before I found God for real, when I would have not hesitated to embrace all sorts of fucked up sexual shit given the opportunity, but Jesus made it so that I couldn't do it anymore.
As OP, I agree. I wouldn’t do that kind of stuff in real life, though all it really requires is personal growth and understanding what you truly value. I honestly don’t think religion is necessary to the process
Anyone and everyone that I would gain something from, even if it was just good fap material.
I don't think it's necessary to the process, but it certainly is a key part of it for me.
plant child pornography on op's computer and inform FBI
I apologize for my atheistic grandstanding, I guess it’s just that the way I see it, religion is just a “projected” form of values that are more spiritually fundamental than any specific creed
Okay you got me
I see it as follows: God's morality is inherent in the universe, so that even those who don't see it as God's doing still find the morality ingrained into it.
Maybe you could mess with people you know by putting them intimately together? Make the guy you don’t like look like he’s taking advantage of a girl you’re into
See, that statement alone I’m not opposed to at face value, at least insofar as ‘God’ serves as a stand-in for an abstract inner ideal. I think where the problem starts for me is when people try to extend that to a theistic conception of God, which I feel as if there’s no proof for. To get a better sense of what I mean, it might help to know that my philosophy is heavily-Jungian inspired so if you look into his views on it it might go into more detail
I've not read Jung directly, but I've had a lot of interaction with his work.
Basically, I think of it this way: God is the same thing as the truth. The truth is all-powerful and there is nothing stronger in the end, because the truth has the whole infinity of reality on it's side where lies are only as strong as the finite mortals who created them.
To serve God is to seek out the truth and spread it, whatever it might be.
My Theism is taking the step of accepting one premise: We were made in the image of God. I don't think of that as a physical manifestation of our bodies, rather I think that is a description of the structure of our very minds.
The mind exists before we are able to be aware of the material universe, therefore there are things you can know about your own mind that are simply inaccessible to you for any other thing in the universe. You can know for certain that you exist as Descartes famously pointed out, additionally you can know for certain what you are thinking about, and how your thoughts work inside your own mind.
Further, the Mind has structure. There are memories, there is reasoning, there is the great view of perception, there is imagination, and these things interact with eachother in ways that you can study through reflection, and through this you can see the structure of your own mind.
I think that this is the "Image" that is meant when talking about God's image, such that God is similarly to us, a being with a mind that fits this pattern.
Theism is the assertion that the fundamental nature of reality is the "word" of God, which I think is actually an assertion that the structure of reality is actually a dialog between you and God. Perception is God speaking directly to your mind in the language of thought, and your "Inner voice and imagination is how you talk back to God in return.
Imagination is the language of creation that God spoke when he said "Let their be light" to speak the world into being. That's how I see it.
Beautifully-written. I noticed that you referred to Descartes, and by extension rationalism. To me, it seems a lot more consistent with scientific principles to understand the inception of our values on an evolutionary level, rather than supernatural. It just seems like fewer assumptions need to be made. Also, as for your definition of theism, I was under the impression that all it meant was the belief in one or many tangible deity, beyond our subjective standpoint. I like your thinking either way though
imagine believing 'god' was real
I mean, I disagree with his literal interpretation of god but I actually think despite my atheism he’s closer to a profound spiritual truth than many atheists
>spiritual truth
doesn't exist
quit dealing in this retard cope
id just start taking 1 dollar from everyone i can
You sound like a slightly more inflammatory version of my staunchly atheist friend. Just because you’re sorely of touch with your inner world doesn’t mean you are correct
Do this 7 billion times
facts don't care about your feelings
Hm. Yes, I’m aware that facts are indifferent to the emotions they elicit. But that doesn’t mean they’re necessarily incompatible, either.
This phrase has been so endlessly abused that it’s lost all intelligible meaning (not that it was initially intended with one). In this situation, you’re not attacking my refusal to accept facts I feel badly about, you’re just rejecting the value of feeling as a concept altogether
>you’re not attacking my refusal to accept facts
that is correct
I'm just starting your refusal to live in reality
good thread guys
The very existence of the self is proof that you don't understand reality.
Castrate as many niggers as I can before I die
You seem like a pretty smart guy. I'm off to bed though. Fare thee well.
How so? You know, I do happen to be a big fan of Neon Genesis Evangelion
Disagree, it’s getting more detailed with every post LOL
Well, good night. I’m not sure which one you were
On a basic level, what we’re dealing with here is a conflict between objective and subjective preferences. Specifically an objective thinking preference vs. a subjective feeling preference. Subjective =/= only applicable to person concerned, though
>Naughty things you'd do with the power to stop time
jerk off 1000 black dudes
>and who you'd do them to
then use their semen to impregnate the wives of every republican politician
That would be glorious. They’d probably be secretly into it, anyway
>secretly into it
they're all but overly into it
next I will feed their kids tranny pills
Ted Cruz especially.
no, he's already taking hrt
why do you think he started growing a beard?
Stunning and brave
I have a particular affinity for food tampering - specifically, bodily fluids belong in unsuspecting cute girls' bellies
Impregnate 1000 women who thought they were virgins
That makes no sense. The friction created from fucking someone in stopped time alone would rip them apart when time starts again. You too, probably. Explain that.
samefaggin cuz early summer
Time isn’t actually stopping though, read again. The part I’m most open to accepting criticism from is the idea that an Insta tenuous change in velocity wouldn’t cause any force, but since it’s not actually a thing that happens in reality as it is there’s no way of knowing what would happen
Anyone you’d specifically target in that path of sexual havoc?
smols
I would also sniff and lick them too, every hole
I will never understanding the appeal of getting cucked
break into a classroom
steal all the kids' clothes
except one
hide all the underwear in his locker
There are so many ways you could mess with them. The best part would be their sheer panic at whatever you did-- because of your power over them, they'd be caught hopelessly off-guard, preferably in public where just moments prior they were casually flaunting their untouchable bodies
You would really have to have something against that one kid lol
I like how you said "read again" like you said anything about that before
I’m not trying to attack you, it’s just that number 2 covered that question. Maybe I should have spelled it out better
he made fun of my fursona
End him.
but I still kinda have a crush on him
So you’d just like him to get embarrassed? Also are you a guy or girl
depends on what I can sneak out of my little sister's room
What is that supposed to mean lol
Basé
If I had the power to stop and start time at will, I would:
-Fondle the shit out of every attractive female in my nearest area
-Steal nudes from the phones of everyone by using a hopefully active face or touch ID
-Steal cash from people's wallets
-Go on a stealing spree in stores
As for the nudes part, there’s a much easier way than Face ID, just take their phone from them while they’re using it or left it on while doing something else. Is there anyone’s nudes in specific you’d try to obtain?
>Fondle the shit out of every attractive female in my nearest area
pic related, no doubt
Look at girls nude getting changed and showering. Would touch or rape, just look.
Then I'd steal money and other stuff I want. I'd rob drug dealers.
I'd use it to plant recorders and get dirt on politicians who are corrupt.
I'd play practical jokes on a massive scale.
I'd take revenge on certain people in my life. I'd try and use the power for good to help people as well.
>Would touch or rape
based
Typo, meant wouldn't.
Who would you play practical jokes on, and which girls would you observe while nude?
Also lol
Well, i actually am asking both about the practical jokes and revenge
means maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight
Girls I know. Maybe I'm walking past the change room in a pool I'd have a look. Maybe walk into a brothel and see people fucking.
I'd pull a politicians pants down while he's on TV. Maybe high jack massive screens at a rally or sporting event and play something crazy. Steal the ball mid play. Get access to a big tech site and dump all the info.
my sis would wondered why she always felt like she had just been fucked
Does your name happen to be Ben Shapiro?
Damn son you could rent that forehead out as billboard space.
freak the fuck out and die since light isn't moving rendering me blind and oxygen isn't circulating in the air.
lol no just also have a sister with decent tits