Anyone else feel like they might be psychic

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Wrong on both fucking loser kek
And checked

Do it this one sucks and OP is a faggot

It depends how spiritually evolved you are. Some people are born with certain gifts like seeing possible future events, others can see or feel peoples auras. You can also earn these gifts through years of training through meditation and spiritual discipline, but that may not be possible if you've chosen to live a certain life experience before you incarnated here.

Yes, I can tell if a man is gay by how much dick he sucks with them even telling me. My guess is always at least 1.

Bro give me some of what you're smoking.

also magic beans exist and you can swap a cow for them

Hate to be the one to break it to you, but life isn't cool enough for magic to be real. This includes psychic powers, religion, astrology, fortune telling, moon goddess wicca shit, etc.

It's self delusion at its best, and con artist grift at its worst.

you're doing it wrong

Intuition is real, look up banned esp remote viewing ted talk

>implying you're not using a get script to get dubs

>implying that's not what a "real" psychic would do to fabricate belief in their powers

smoked DMT on a few occassions... seeing a white light while meditating, seeing greys in dreams frequently... pretty sure i've opened a door I wasn't prepared for and not sure how I can be of use here. Like yall need a test subject I'm never sober and always up for a good time... just don't think I'd be the first candidate in line lol

i can predict when i'm going to cut a raunchy fart with stunning accuracy

you've experienced hallucinations and nothing more, don't be a retard

>bro like, I permanently chemically altered my brain function and am always inebriated from one substance or another, now I see things that aren't real
>I think I'm totally psychic or something bro
God drug addicts are so fucking retarded.

bro its 6 fucking months of no enthiogens and they're still here... like i'm trying to handle my shit but have you considered the thought that maybe they're just a step above us in the food chain??? this shit is here and we need to stop fucking pretending like they're not...

Im completely sober. Read this if you're actually interested:

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cool psychosis you've got there, bro

of course I'm psychic that's how I know i got dubs

Nah b, you ain't sober. If you really are you that just means you are stupid as fuck kek

>enthiogens
>kill your neighbor there will be a note stating the next step in your test sequence
fucking schizos trippin and thinking their special, missed the point didnt we champ
>ayy lmao

I don't know if being "psychic" is real or not, but I have for sure had precognitive dreams all my life, they are random and unpredictable and happen less as I get older but when I was younger I had them pretty often.
Definitely not the same thing as deja vu as I have experienced that too, and apparently my dad had them too which I didn't learn about until years after his death(when I mentioned the dreams to my mom in a random conversation about ghosts and psychics and stuff).
So I know that "paranormal" stuff definitely exists, but I don't know if it is actually anything supernatural and not just sensing a physical aspect of the world that others might not perceive. Kind of like animals sensing earthquakes hours before they occur.

Pyrokinesis?

You're a sad individual

I've read plenty on this and am well aware. Always keep it in mind if/when I experience something. You need to consider that perhaps theres more to concious existence though. Theres a great deal we cannot explain. Inb4 "god of the gaps" etc. I'm well aware.. you need to see this shit for yourself and keep an open mind

So in other words your Dad was a schizo or similar and you inherited his faulty genes and got the same issues.

yaaa not that nuts, not schiz'd out either, dont think i'm special, don't think theres a point to miss boss... I think enthiogens tune in to a station we don't usually pick up on and theres more here we need to explore... just sayin...

Bro you need to come to the real world. It's not as cool as your fantasy land, but its better for your mental health.... wait, no its not. Stick to your fantasies bro. The real world sucks.

You're a con artist's wet dream.

not "addicted", only did it a few times. don't think i'm "psychic" at all. writing code alll day errday so i'm certain i'm not brain dead just yet... as for seeing things... ya... ya I am and I'm trying to keep calm and handle my shit here. some wouldn't. I read Carl Jung and believe it all to be symbolic, wouldn't act on it, try to accept it as a lesson, etc. but keep throwing shade bro, i'm sure your experience here is far more interesting

Haha no but you can be ignorant if you want. Its a simple fact not up for debate. I dreamt things happened and they happened just as they were dreamt, to the point that in certain conversations I knew what people were going to say before they spoke.
Sorry your inferior genes do not allow you to glimpse the future though :P

Enjoy your mental handicap.

not in the slightest, cynic in every sense of the word, you just haven't seen the things I have after experiencing this shit. And no I dont believe them to be reality because I'm well aware they are hallucinegic substances... but when you go there... you realize the world is a lot more plastic than you initially assumed. what i'm saying is that this shit is not nailed down and conrete as you might think... there are angles to this you need to see...

I can't imagine how painful it must be knowing you IRL...

i'm a patient guy; spell it out from the beginning. what makes you say that? choose a topic and lets hash it out. You believe I'm experiencing psychosis after consuming a mind altering substance correct? 6mo after the fact?

If I was truly psychic, her blouse would be off.

i predict trips in my future

If you think you're psychic, maybe you are...

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These schizos, morons, delusionals, and retards are great entertainment. Thanks xD

>BBC
You must be american

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what are your criteria for schizo? moron? delusioinal?

Your the guy who has had a few trips and thinks he's awoken something magical inside him. You're the most insufferable of druggie clichés outside of a tweaker bugging you for change

I’m definitely as psychic as you are

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Hmmm.... you believe that semi religious experiences brought on by enthiogens ala McKenna are cliche and indicative of a tweaker? No regards to a persons education on such topics regardless of how well read they are on the topic? Never claimed "magic" whatever tf that means. Again, all I've ever said is god damnit maybe theres more to conciousness than we're willing to admit and these things offer a glimpse into that. Dude honestly you sound like a dbag boomer

thats a big clit

Your reading comprehension needs work.

In this thread? All the idiots who believe in magic and dumb shit like being psychic and whatnot

intoxicated and can't defend on this point but please spell it out... where have I misunderstood your replies?

hes right retard

for starters its entheogen, give it some time it all comes correct eventually.......

nah, you're probably just retarded.

No I don't, but oddly enough I felt like someone on Yea Forums was going to ask this question today.
Weird.

fair. again, too much gin and shooting from the hip. points still stand though, regardless of spelling. still waiting to hear on where the misunderstanding is occurring in our dialogue...

Most annoying type of druggy clichés;
1. Tweakers bugging you for change
2. Idiots who've done any psychoactive drug & talk about it opening up their mind

Veteran of the Psychic Wars?

Can i ask you: why do girls turn around when i’m staring at their asses? Sometimes they don’t turn around they just start covering their ass. But still, i’m usually wearing sunglasses and not being onbvious about it so they dont suspect me.

Somehow those sluts usually know someone is “male gazing” them. How?

It's simple. You're definitely VERY obvious and people notice you leering.

1) keep yo change brah
2) maybe if you haven't tried those substances you dont know whether its a possible outcome or not?? maybe just stfu and give it a shot yourself?