I wish that were me

I wish that were me

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I'd fuck the Christ out of her

You'd be one hot milf user.

BOOBA

Would love to watch her get absolutely ravaged by a nigger

youll never ever be a woman, retard

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I wish Christina was my mom. I would be putting sleeping pills in her drinks and cumming inside her every single day.

How are you now

I'm a skinny boy...

Cute
(different user, dis one )

im a schizoid and dont into pop culture, hoo dis?

T-thanks. It's my dream to be a curvy mommy for all you you.

It's okay regardless user. Even if you won't be a thick mommy, you can still be a good boy.

You think so?

What movies would you star in if you had Christina's body?

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Yeah. Just lie on your back, put a pp in your mouth and suckle on it while you masturbate all over your tummy. Pretty simple stuff.

Oh yeah, and post a pic or two more of her, that can't hurt.

I'd be on Onlyfans in a heartbeat

you are stupid right?

Fifty Shades of Grey

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god I just want my cock between those tits

I could swear I had more Christina babecock than just this one.

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The tummy part is interesting

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Yeah? Unusual somehow?

Yeah, so weird

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Ah really? Not something you usually do, I take it.
It just seems cute and hot to me. A nice flat tummy covered in cum.

There's just a issue...
You see, my pp is small...

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Too small to stroke?

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Yep.

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Damn, I'm sorry user...how do you masturbate then?

I pretend I got a pussy and shake the sides

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Can you not at least rub your pp?

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It's 2022.
If you want that, you can have that...but I suspect you don't have the $$ since you spend the majority of your day on Yea Forums

Yes, in fact I do.

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Well, then coming back to
>put a pp in your mouth and suckle on it while you masturbate all over your tummy.
*and rub yours until you leak all over your tummy. Make it nice and frothy.

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S-so hot...

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Or you could learn to cum by rubbing other bits OP, that'd be very cute.

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Is it difficult? Never tried anal toys

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Probably, I only tried a few times, never achieved a handsfree.

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Is it like a regular orgasm?

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Oh no, they say it's longer and quite powerful. Allegedly you feel a tingling over all/most of your body, not just in your cock. An orgasmic feeling that can last like 20-40 seconds I think.
But I think not everyone can achieve it, there's definitely plenty of people who play with their ass and never achieve it.

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Sounds awesome

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If you can get there!
Say OP, I've never been into micropenis but I'm a little interested, how about you post yours?

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I'm shy... >.

It's all right, I won't show anyone, it'll be our little secret.

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cute

Was anyone else expecting Bruce Willis to pop up?

Yeah.

(it's okay tho OP, I just wanted to say it)

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Monkey's Paw:
>You are now Christina Hendricks, but you crave cock up the butt. You crave being bent over and letting your big tiddies hang down like a cow while well endowed men plow your butthole from behind. You learn that your red hair and big tits attract well endowed men and all this time you've been walking around with an asshole stretched as wide as your wrist.
>Christina Hendricks is now your mom, but you learn she is a strict disciplinarian and while she breast feeds you daily, she also paddles your butt and keeps you in panties and chastity and butt plug. She's grooming you for a life as a sissy bottom boy. But her breast milk is so warm and sweet and plentiful.

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Thx user!

I would cut off a monkeys hand myself to make either of these realities true

more pics?

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Only saved some few random pics off google today, in case you haven't come across these.

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mommy

I want to be mommys toilet

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imagine she was your mom and she embarrasses you in front of her friends by saying you you get a boner when you look at her tits. all her friends laugh at you and start playing with their tits and you get so nervous you piss yourself in front of them.

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I would love to be a sissy bottom boy for Christina

Still convinced Lucie Wilde is legitimately retarded, and that's what makes her hot to me. I'd like to breed that downer so bad.

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>all her friends laugh at you and start playing with their tits and you get so nervous
but also so excited your boner starts showing through your pants. Then your mommy tells you to stop staring and suck your friends off while they have fun with her tits.

Ngl I never heard of her, but I do like that webm I posted.

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you hide a camera in the bathroom to catch her in the shower and on the toilet but just as she is about to take her bra off she sees the camera. as punishment she makes you watch as she sucks your friends cocks

oooh a new exotic angle

She goes also by the name of Busty Buffy, google her. Seems awkward to the point of retardation, takes cock on camera for money, has amazing tits. Just my type. She's up there with the likes of Angela White, Siri, Katerina Hartlova, Anna Song, Jana Defi, Tessa Fowler and the likes. But her apparent retardation is unique to her. It makes me feel so dirty for lusting for her. My god it makes me hot. If there is a loving god, he'll let me impregnate a vapid mega-titted babe like her.

But yeah, look at her. She has to at the very least has FAS or something.

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>You are now Christina Hendricks's toilet. She started by watching you drink her warm piss from a wine glass while she held a hand on the back of your head, then moved up to squatting over your face, her high heels on either side of your head. You began to notice your jaw would no longer close, nor did you consume or drink anything else.
>One day she introduced you to an empty space in the bathroom, and informed you "This is your new home." And then bent your pliable body into position until you began to harden into a clean white porcelain toilet, with your open mouth as the seat.
>"This is what you are for now." She said, speaking to you for the last time, and dropping her panties to the floor, she sat down upon you and began to fill you with her steaming hot waste.
>You could feel it going down your throat.

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Are you still here OP btw?

>as punishment she makes you watch as she sucks your friends cocks
The way that happens is, she puts you on a chair on your tummy, ties your arms and legs to the legs of the chair. Pulls down your pants to leave your ass exposed and stuffs her panties in your mouth. While she sucks off one boy, another is free to paddle your ass as further punishment.

I see.
>It makes me feel so dirty for lusting for her. My god it makes me hot
Dirty, I can see why you'd be into that tho.

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>Are you still here OP btw?
Yes, I was dining.

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