Morning wood rate thread

Morning wood rate thread

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your a faggot kys

Shouldn’t you be at work dude

*you’re, and don’t be mad because my dick is much bigger and nicer than yours

nice beard

my dick is bigger and im not a faggot , so it seems you lose faggot

Thank you user
Shouldn’t you be at work?
Sure it is babydick, sure it is

I would rate your ass

Like no one posts at work, kek.

Big porn cock 8 out of 10

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Thank you fellow pornstar monster. I’d give you a 8/10. If you lost a little weight would easily be 9/10

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nice flag

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Thanks user, double triggers the bbc trannies. Big white monster dick right winger

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what do ya think of mine ?

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I’m not an edgelord nazi though, I just believe in stripping government down to bare bones as intended in the constitution. I believe in individual liberty and that collective thinking is dangerous an cancer. If you’re a legit Nazi you’d hate my ideology and views

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Please make a wickr dude

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Fuck you look massive here

i'm not a nazi tbh, just a troll kek
the nazi hand thing was for the cringe

You sound mentally retarded

cause i am

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Kill yourself worthless useless edgelord

Check em, big ol white monster dick
For teh keks lol

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Danke. Im slouching there so makes my stomach roll up a bit, but im on a cut phase for summer now.

always for teh keks

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Bump please op

Idk what wickr is, I have a kik. Those take like 10 seconds to make and are easy. Just make a kik

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Can't use kik but I still want to send you porn

curious, what are the measurements, length and girth?

Anyone like?

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What a faggot. Who wants to show cock to other guys online. Degenerate fuck

him i guess

GIVE IT A KISS

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8 inches long, circumference is a little under 6 inches

My cock is a little smaller but i still fuck more girls in a summer than you do in your whole life time so i guess it doesnt matter.

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Bump

I have a tiny little sissy dicklet. I need to be humiliated and used

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Get a job

nonce

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Rate

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bump

OP monster dick

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I crave to worship this cock

Gm

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I like to wear panties and touch my little sissy dick fantasizing about getting stuffed from behind in a public toilet

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Would destroy her

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but will you?, are you all just talk or will actually follow through?

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Make her take it all and pound her balls deep. I know I need to stop being an autistic and actually work on it. Become the BWC guy who fucks hot blondes on onlyfans

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yes you do and yes 100% completely agree to all of that cos your cock is a really great size and thickness and have a lean tall build which will also help cos girls love both of them which I do think and believe it'll defo help you out with it, so why just get started with it.

and one chick with which would be a good place to start off with is Annalise Mishler, most of the guys she's fucked on her onlyfans are like half your size and I think she's be really into you and your cock

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Rate

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keep dreaming Handbreeder. this would:

1. require you to leave your dimly lit domicile.
2. interact with a female long enough to not let you obvious social maladjustment make her repulsed by your very presence.
3. maintain your erection for something other than lubed plastic.

Have her slide down all the way on my big cock. I probably would be popular on onlyfans. Solid big dick skinny white dude

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>I probably would be popular on onlyfans. Solid big dick skinny white dude
exactly so what are you waiting for?

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weren't you gay? are you bisexual?

Wreck them all, check em

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why are you sexless?
you've got a great cock, great body, seems like a cute face and are weird enough to be fun
i would date you if i could

Are you femanon?

do it, cos I'd really like to see your dick in a girl's mouth and your cum on her face

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Big monster

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Boring attention whore ocd douche is boring
0/10

> (You)
>Are you femanon?
no but i thought you were bi

I’m straight