Trips decide what I do with my cum sock

damn, too many dubs already, trips bound to be soon
like i said, i'd probably get a disease if I eat it
I do, 3 times a day.

reroll for microwaving it for 4 minutes on high

I don't own a microwave, user.

soak it in a warm bowl of water for 5 minutes, then stir fry it in a pan of olive oil

Burn a bit of the corner with a lighter. Let's see some cum sock smoke

Mail it to some one you love

Why not?

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Throw it away and start making better life decisions. No fap for an entire year.

never felt the need for one. My stove does everything i need it to.
I'm hoping it grows mushrooms or mold or something so I can be a father, aint gonna throw it away.

Wear it.

Discard it.

boil it

omg I can hear that

grind it with a grinder and put it in a tea OR smoke it.

record yourself throwing it at someone

Get a cauldron and start making potions with it on your stove

That can’t be all cum wtf

Put it in the microwave for 10 minutes

What do you mean? Its 100% cum.

Bump
Microwave it

see
Though if a microwave reply gets trips, I can probably order one, just got paid. The vid of it would have to wait a couple days though.

Shove it up your ass

this

do this, but make cum bottle water and sell them on Etsy for $3.50 to Loc Ness monsters

Your cum looks brown like that? It looks like it was wiped in shit

reroll

Oh, and if there aren't trips in about an hour I gotta go (work night-morning) so it'd have to continue tomorrow

Cum turns brown/tan after it sits and oxidizes, user.

Send the pic to your mom and tell her exactly what it is

not OP, but when things degrade and decay, they get nasty looking

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Light it on fire and put it on a random doorstep and ring the bell

Just cum on your stomach man that’s nasty

>op isn't going to do shit

Sometimes I do, but I use the sock to wipe it up.
I'll do something that is possible, wont kill me, and wont get me arrested.

Fuck it then microwave for 5 minutes

How to let everyone know you're gay

Plant it in the ground and see if anything grows.

Preheat oven @ 4000 and toast that thing up for exactly 8 minutes once preheated

soak it in water than pan fry it on high for 10 minutes

Except tell your mother about it...

rerolling

In all my years of jacking off and blowing loads, it never once occured go me not to get up and properly clean my jizz up and throw it away.

Theres a mental disease that cuases unstable people to horde things lkme this, used tampons, diapers, used bandaids and all kind of crazy shit
You might be paranoid/schitzo

And obviously you display the same odd obsessive behavior of an autistic person.

Perhaps, though its never hindered my life at all. I'm just a normal guy, who happens to also have a cum sock.

Feed it to your dog

>normal

The fact you embrace and preserve rotting fetid semen and probably other shit too means you are far from normal.

Cook in oven/stove for 8 mins

Make a sock puppet with it.

Reroll for the panfry

>probably other shit
I ain't got nothin else. Just the cum sock.
You'd never tell from the outside that i'd have something like it, trust me. I'm a somewhat wealthy and well educated man, having a cum sock doesnt mean shit.

One more vote for microwaving it

Grind up the dried bits and smoke it

rerolling for pantry again

soak it in gasoline and then panfry it

Give it to your mom

You are a degenerate. You will do the following, Bake your mommy pilsbury cinnamon rolls. Flake some cum in the icing on top. Serve warm with coffee.

Make it all soggy with hot bathwater and shove as much of it in your asshole.
Take a pic with the texas instrument and it halfway up ur ass.

Send it to your local police station labeled as "evidence".

OP is a huge faggot and won't deliver.

Shove the whole sock up your ass.