/metal/

melodeath sucks

youtube.com/watch?v=t3dAavsgnVg

What's her favorite band

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Anything her clients want her to like, shes a hooker.

deathbymetalandaids.blogspot.com/?m=1

production is less flat, has more low-end, less silly reverb on the vocals.
better lead playing from Kirk, for the most part.
Lars still isn't amazing but he sounds less like a malfunctioning robot, and has more swing.
Sanitarium doesn't go for "big emotional catharsis" like Fade to Black does, and is more successful as a result. (Does Fade to Black REALLY make anyone here tear up? It's so contrived.)

I'm not bashing RtL, at the end of the day they're both classic and very much cut from the same cloth. liking one but hating the other is just silliness.

Why are women like this

That one old heavy metal forum no one talks on anymore

Based lofi atmobagpipe black ambient neo folk noise metal.

Nice literal blogpost faggot.

because men make them that way. unironically
it's pitiful imo yeah
Sex workers are pretty based tho ngl

where the FUCK is the riff at the beginning of this from?
youtube.com/watch?v=lAw5zWOzS-o
and the instrumentals at 2:14 (timestamped) in this?
youtu.be/Fm-X5MpS_f0?t=134
I've 100% heard them in other songs but I can't figure it out

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It's not mine I just thought it was funny

that shit is beyond soyy

Sex workers are pitiful and untalented.
Sex is boring.

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WHAT ARE YOU BLASTING

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go listen to your shitty vektor or sabaton for the umpteenth^n time

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>Men make them that way

I sort of agree and people who give her money need to be beaten and publically shamed. I also find it funny that anarcho-communist feminists defend "sex work" even though it is in essence laissez fair capitalism that compartmentalizes aspects of sex and intimacy and puts a price on it for men to consume as a product in some cases and a service in others. Even funnier was when guys were reporting premium snapchats to the irs and women got fucking livid about it like who is going to pay for all of this socialism if you arent putting in your fair shair lol might as well bitch about violating the NAP

youtube.com/watch?v=gd3HTU2a2mA

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I'm ace, not a cuck. Sex is a task, not an activity.
Either way, it requires no money transactions if you're not a retard.

I didn’t know I needed a black black metal girlfriend until now...

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have more respect for sex workers than coal miners. unironically

Both Vektor and Sabaton are better than the gay shit you posted

>I'm literally mentally deficient, therefore sex bad
sex """workers""" are useless leeches, but your argument about sex has no legs to stand on when you're asexual

oh alright my bad

Glad I gave this dudes a second opportunity. Fucking amazing bm desu

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Asexuals are fucking losers and are a perfect example of why society needs to embrace shame

>Getting a girl to show you her pussy over webcam while she is dressed as some anime shit keeps your lights on

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Sexuality =/= intimacy.

For a fringe case like you, but for 99% of the population it is.

>I'm wiccan
Lmao

>>Getting a girl to show you her pussy over webcam while she is dressed as some anime shit keeps your lights on
?

HER PUSSY DOESN'T GENERATE ELECTRICITY YOU DUMBASS

Are you okay?

>t. virgin

Any recommendations for headphones for listening to metal?

You're late

i only listen to live plays of local obscure dm and bm bands, anything else is söy

Damn i dated this person for a year and a half and it was funny cause i watched the transition from teen suicide/foxes in fiction to suicideboys and ghostemane that all of these ppl did

Yeah how about you go fuck yourself, asshole

i just spent $25 on hearthstone how do i stop

Nah, there's better ways to show you love someone.
Spoiler alert: you'll get over it.

Why

Take a walk outside and think about what you've done.

Sound advice
Meditation and contemplation of your sins

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They were emo in 2003, scene in 07, tumblr hipster in 11, trap house in 16, and now they're art hoes/egirls.

YOU HEARD ME

thanks for giving me another chance

you never listened to arise, thats why

lol very real. I played exuma for them one time and it gave them a panic attack basically, still one of the funniest stories i have

i typed in black metal fan into google images and got this

lol

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lol haha that funny user

youtube.com/watch?v=nSvidVD34As

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Where do i start with Deicide?

dude so funny, thanks for sharing haha

Based

Legion

self titled is better

FUCK YOU TOO

Underappreciated

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>tfw you don't live in Terrion

>tfw you'll never fly high at warp 7

youtu.be/1sW5DHb0Ano
No one actually likes this band right? I feel like I'm watching a Tim and Eric skit.

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why

We like it for being metal the same way that you like Tim and Eric's unaware guest actors for being funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=VgpBa_Yctjw

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Play MtG Arena instead

C&BT, Rectal smegma

youtube.com/watch?v=oaKnyq6u7uE

So you're saying this isn't metal?

I use to date those cunts. They love being degraded

is screamo metal

hot

At 2:18 he starts grunting like a fucking gorilla

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no

most bands labeled screamo are actually post-hardcore or metalcore

Anyone?

is it low-investment

Not really but it's a much better game

Once you have a handle on MtG's rules you can just use Xmage for free and play with whatever cards you want

youtu.be/ljUyzrqcvaE

youtube.com/watch?v=HJFlCRJcC7M

but i like opening packs

Sounds like gambling problems

i think you're right

I'm saying it's metal that's so meta, it has an ignorant charm to it.

Based. Thanks user i like it alot

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LORD OF THE THUNDER
PLEASE BE MY GUIDE
BEFORE AND AFTER MY LAST RIDE
I'LL BE YOUR SOLDIER SERVING THE LIGHT
RIDING FOREVER ALIVE AND PROUD

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are there really 30 people in here

if its like norma jean or Between the buried and me yeah its partly metal

now there
is
31!!

this is sweet, never heard of this before, ty

33

34 actually but not really

just bought tickets to see Sabaton, will there be any qt?

lmao

I’ve seen Maiden with Sabaton opening. And there were a lot of cute girls. Don’t know have they come to see Sabaton or Maiden.

youtube.com/watch?v=JVWhIw1Ld5
Fucking great dungeon synth

this record is kino as fuck

Could somebody tell me his top 5 dungeon synth releases from the past ten years? I’m really liking some of the stuff I’m listening right now.

At least in Sweden (and probably Germany, Poland etc) they tend to love Sabaton because it's easy to get into and don't have minute long guitar solos like other normie bands (Metallica, Blind Guardian, Iron Maiden). But lots of fat bearded men also love Sabaton.

My favourites are Fief, Alder Deep, Voormitadreh, Mystic Towers and Fantratt

is new pestilence worth listening to

haha! the word fan can mean two things! haha!

Thanks user will check them out when I wake up

Oh boomy. No young person in this world still cares about LP.

Favorite melodeath? I want more sounds like Insomnium and Shylmagoghnar

Hypocrisy is the best melodeath band for all time

>faggot.
yeaa... we dont do that here

Let’s be honest
Leprosy > Altars of Madness

>tfw no black black metal gf

yeah fuck off

You do it wherever you go mate

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consvming impvlse > leprosy > altars

listening through their whole discography, fucking awesome symphonic (blackened?) power metal

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I've been going through records I bought and only listened to once. Not sure what to think about this one, they nailed the depressive black metal sound on their full length and now suddenly they're a blackened folk-melodic-goatmoon-style band that keeps re-releasing old material.

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Sounds based af desu

>Favorite melodeath?
Carcass and Bolt Thrower

bolt thrower is melodeath?

damn, the left hand posture of the guitarist look so sloppy

why the fuck would left hand posture matter for caveman riffs?

Reminder metal is for women and POC, white cis males NOT welcome, and will be punched on sight

>asks about bolt thrower but not carcass
Listen to more albums and make up your mind

The irony of this becomes apparent if you actually go to a metal show

Precisely why I avoid metal shows

I know carcass has a melodeath album. Not bolt thrower.

you need to do less reading and more listening

Thank god

where do live that metal gigs are infested with these people?

Whites? Not in my country!
Heterosexuals out! Death to cis scum

fucking yucks lmao

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>being this brave on 4chann
inb4 “I’m Mexican”

Those Once Loyal

Good job, doesn't sound like you belong there

It's baffling to me that Sludge being metal is debated so hard on this board while this garbage gets shilled as "the real shit" constantly.

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because caveman metal is metal while sludge isn't

>damn, the left hand posture of the guitarist look so sloppy
this is what you look at at a Blasphemy show?
maybe Dream Theater is more your speed

Blasphemy are shams who somehow made a semi-successful 30 year career out of maybe 15 songs in their whole discography with a "cool" image.
but at least they're not pure soi, unlike sludge.

is that argument really picking up steam in here? how come i get a guaranteed 3 replies when i say grindcore isn't metal when it's even more hardcore than sludge

Grindcore is Metal, Sludge is Metal, /meal/ is children

This

How are we lads? Just having a comfy time here myself.

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How do I get a gf like in op?

Grindcore has enough death in it too be metal
Sludge has enough doom to be metal

It's the same shit as crossover. They are fusion genres retards

youtube.com/watch?v=lc-ZJwzIypM

Choking victim

blood on the dance floor

could this be considered metal?
youtube.com/watch?v=-D4happ4TQU

No

God is made by the riving

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The Pillows

i know jack shit about black metal
youtube.com/watch?v=WKZQd_2z99E
give me something like this, i like the riffs

Yeah I'd call it symphonic meloblack.
Pretty much if dummy burger were good

This night I've dream of being in a falling elevator with a person that I really cared about. Everything was so real, from the scream of despair from both of us to the actual feeling of falling. When we hit the ground I woke up soaked in sweat and LEECHURLY shaking. WHY DOES THE BRAIN TORTURE US LIKE THAT?
metal for this feel

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Gimme Borger were good, for a few years, with ICS Vortex

You're gonna love this youtu.be/07073MJIY3g

What is your favorite political metal band?

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Are you baitin for someone to post the nuclear war now pasta?

White Wolves Kommando

Start with Mayhem and Darkthrone, go from there

i dig the first couple darkthrone records a lot, and deathcrush is sick as well
any other recs?

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youtu.be/bLQK779PJM0

Name a more based album/band
Literally proper trap inspired black metal

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>neckbeard deathcamp is playing maryland deathfest
what the fuck? why do people listen to this garbage. theres plenty of actually decent anti right wing hardcore to listen to if youre a political gaylord

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Incels love identity politics, so of course it sells.

I have a feeling the real appeal of the band, is their poor appropriation of NSBM aesthetics. Its all the taboo shit they wish they could embrace, while still being politically safe.

youtu.be/4U58mYF0zOo

Opus Nocturne by Marduk is my favorite album from that era.

I listen to NSBM because I like the aesthetics and I'm not too pussy to handle the politics

great album my dude

70S PRE-STONER HARSH DOOMROCK
youtube.com/watch?v=eSRZz13YiqI

>its all the taboo shit they wish they could embrace
I wonder how many "leftists" are just closeted "nazis" that are too afraid to admit it.

a large portion, same as how so many "male feminists" are found to be rapists etc.

A lot of male leftists secretly want to be fashy
They're just scared of the social fallout

Kek, for a good few seconds I thought I was looking at a niqab.

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youtu.be/6Xi_-uynYK0

youtube.com/watch?v=dbDxgSMVbT8

Vaginal jesus

Based

She's also Puerto Rican. Bonus points!

Megadeth

I met her like 6 years ago in mexico i swear

Was she friendly?

Rico went to Mexico?

Judging from her interviews, she's a pretty nice, energetic person.

Who is she?

Rico Nasty

youtube.com/watch?v=Wh9AvjTPOmE
Almost every Khemmis piece is amazing in my book. Their newer album "Desolation" was just top tier.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1ZGxhxUTc

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She makes a cross between Hip Hop, Trap Punk , Rap, Nu Metal,Trap Metal & SoundCloud Rap

Put a bullet in my head.

>a cross between garbage, residue, trash, drek, rubbish and filth

What an amazing album.
youtube.com/watch?v=Gf9S1840R0I

Is Wyattxhim good, or cringe?

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Better than Filosofem

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Of course, anyone who says otherwise is a faggot.

Thanks for killing my curiosity

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Probably, but I listen to Filosofem more often

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Nice
just relisten to another 80s metal album or whatever lol

Based Elon Musk.

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Begone zoomer

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now what

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It must piss of so many people that this dude tweets stuff like this and makes anime images his account pic. Hundreds of sweaty fucks waiting for him to tweet something so they can slander him.

How do people make these things

Based on that pic? Soius Maximus

DRAD MEDAL :DDDDDD

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youtube.com/watch?v=ya75a5GDCZ4
youtube.com/watch?v=FQl3hWxqQpQ
youtube.com/watch?v=PXsBRQgROQk
OMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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any blackened death?

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i dont take advice from frogposters sorry

neverendingchartrendering

Damn, that's...really unfortunate.
Too much Trap is bad for the soul, and I listen to witch house mostly.
Ehh atleast she tries.
top kak

people like wasting their time

horrible post my dude

how do metalheads consistently lack self-awareness

Nice spook you got there.

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>tfw the new Dream Theater is pretty good

>>tfw the new Dream Theater is pretty good

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They've been trash for 15 years, and that's coming from a fan. I refuse the believe the new record is any better.

Unironically based

just have to cut the ol' taint a bit.

Give me your favorite stuff for lifting

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I'm not wrong though.

youtube.com/watch?v=F5f6u5IdWO4

Iron Maiden or Judas Priest?

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Judas Priest

That’s something that I’ve always wandered

That artwork is badass.

Her new EP goes just as hard as Hellripper's new EP

Iron Maiden, obviously.

judas priest, obviously

Thoughts on this?

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Not bad for being thrash

Great, but the next album is better.

Based and redpilled

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When I was an early metalhead it was Maiden all the way, but I prefer Priest nowadays. They're last album was fantastic.

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Yeah you are, that's why it's horrible. Witch house is the hot topic core of electronic.
Only dungeon synth is trve.

TOTALITARIAN DEATH METAL AGGRESSION SINCE 1990

Currently working on their following full length album to further antagonize the pinko status quo.

Songs such as "Hyenas of he Aurunci", "The Curse of San Domingo", "The Eugenic Fumigant", and "Terra Nullius" have already been written and finished. The band will enter the studio when logistic requirements are met.

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Unironically this.
Minus the soft songs of course.

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Judas Priest fo sho

>
Imagine being attracted to a girl who dresses like an easter egg and still likes big disneyland lolipops.

Not black metal, but you'd like Nunslaughter.

What are you, their marketing coordinator?

Definitely no. She's savage as fuck tho.

Leviathan - Unfailing Fall Into Naught

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What if I dont have one?

Cringe

Unironically Dragged into Onions.

BASED
youtu.be/ji2TYVUicTs

NEW ALBUM?

2018 compilation

Abominable Putridity

youtu.be/nQeGmAg4qOQ

Ah fug that album cover is badass Whitehead is an amazing artist

the mutilated tranny cover is pretty cool, forgot the name of the band

I think that was by him anyway

Gonna strongly agree with that one, user.

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This is probably my favorite by him

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From the Lord Mantis album?

yeah that's it

Huh, that's cool, I didn't know he did it

open.spotify.com/artist/3WZGmQ1dNuNZ75yTrU7qQb?si=fqFVJFCSQfOsGNbuJsE0GQ

Renatus is a BANGER

Wasn't a big fan of their last album and felt it got a bit too much hype for nothing really, but this shit is hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=x7FYTCsvzOg

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Then I say well met, friend
You're no friend of mine

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kek

>Normiefy

Bitch looks like every light skinned Latina bitch from my hs

Thanks to the user that gave me this recs some hours ago. Perfect music to listen to after a long day at the beach t bh

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Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=H_r4mD9fHVU

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same shit i listen to every day man

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yes
they will all be there with their boyfriends

Abigor's only note worthy album.

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Listen to it before you judge it, you absolute donkey

do we approve of metalcore here?

Hell yeah

wholesome kek

Only 3% of Metalcore is actually good

>we

youtube.com/watch?v=1RE9v1Phtbw

based

haha "black" metal gf

don't worry bruh shes 19

It's called "metallic hardcore" around here.

youtube.com/watch?v=OmPr2QfHVOk

TERROR REIGNS FROM THE SKY
INFERNO OF CHAOS, NONE WILL SURVIVE
TORTURE AND PUNISHMENT AWAITS YOU ALL
THE HAMMER OF DEATH WILL DESTROY THE FALSE
SUBMIT TO SPEED OR FUCK OFF
HEED THE CALL OF THE METAL GODS
LEGIONS OF VIOLENCE STRIKE WITH DEADLY FORCE
TOTAL DESTRUCTION, NO FUCKING REMÖÖÖÖAAAAÖÖÖGH

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Do we approve of Sonata Arctica?

What

She may look like she is in high school but she is not

She being underage or not is not relevant to the fact that I hate her stupid face and wish that fag would stop posting her

DEATHRASHING SACRIFIIIIIIICE

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Damned perfect. The Exorcist riffs so hard

Seig heil!

???

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youtu.be/mW3TIe9HRc8

First 2 albums are solid poppy flower metal. Kakko was a great singer for a time. They have almost zero riffs though, so I doubt it's 'approved' here.

post 10/10 album covers on mediocre albums

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kek

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NEW THREAD

>that album cover
>good

Looks like satanic chicano art

I like how cliche it is

how is she so cute bros

my nig. dark ages is so underrated