Gamer fuel thread

desu im unironically more disgusted at ops webm

why the worms

Americans are worse.

That's fucking disgusting, who the hell eats that trash?

How the fuck do you even eat that?

Shut up faggot

Yea Forumsirgins wish they were half as cool as this yellow nigga

with your mouth

Yes, you love America and Americans and literally can't stop thinking about them. We know. You can shut up already.

why are americans like this

based chinese don't believe in (((western medicine)))

part of the cocktail. it's called tiananmen square 1989

awww :3

All I need is some nice, juicy chicken

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social media hipsters

What exactly are each of the ingredients I am seeing here?

I like eggs

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>gamer fuel
>complete with autism

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why is he so charismatic?

This was hilarious.

flour in scrambled eggs?

>So raw it's still bleeding
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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wait those aren't fish?

White people are really retarded lol

i think those were pancakes

ah yes, ja/ck/ kino
whatever happened with him?

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Pancake

eels i think

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He had multiple stokes.

is that Tobey McGuire?

I have no idea what the fuck this is but if It has cheese I will eat It even if I have to take It apart to not kill myself eating this
(seriously though It looks disgusting of a preparation wtf)

wypipo b crazy n shiet fr fr nigga finna wash this chicken som soap n god n god

what is happening there?

Inedible

What am I supposed to be seeing here?

female cringe

panqueques, negro

scotch or beer, sometimes red wine

currently charging up my batteries with scotch

>nigger never seen a real pancake get made

Yea Forums goes to a party and interacts with a girl

Mass starvation. Their giant rivers allowed them to have higher populations than most other groups of people. They also have some of the earliest forms of written languages, which allowed them to organize and develop quickly. But whenever they're hit by drought or flooding they would lose hundreds of thousands to millions to starvation. This caused eating weird animals to turn into a cultural norm for them.

I can usually understand the appeal of the overboard meme dishes, even if I don't personally think they would be good, but this looks and has to taste like shit.

Least disgusting chink

For me, its absinth.
My hands stop shaking.

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you misunderstand. i have autism. is him sharing a drink with her mean he is in the good with her?

based chinese god please come fuck all of our american women already

I unironically love monster zero ultra.

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I made spaghetti but it was too salty. It's edible, but not enjoyable.

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Wtf, why are white guys so beta.

I love this video
Cute

I'm aware, but did something happen afterwards? It's the same webms from years ago

she (awkwardly) hits on him by sharing his drink. He's clearly not interested, she does some sperging out trying to play it cool. end

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Dammit, Ethan!

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That girl is another player’s girlfriend or some shit

I usually just eat what my Japanese wife cooks for me

I make spaghetti a lot but can't afford pasta sauce so I just pour tabasco and parmesan cheese on it.

his right arm is in permanent wanking position

haha wow is this real haha

whats that

Why would somebody even think this is a good idea?

how can you not afford pasta sauce when it's arguably cheaper than tabasco and parmesan cheese wtf

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those little headbanger rock signs he did at the end really capped the stunt off nicely

Normalfags on tiktok apparently.

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yo, how's the micropenis?

this board has better cooking threads than ck

It is really complicated and involves a cheap store with store credit but doesn't sell pasta sauce.

I miss TI /d2g/ party bros.

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>yfw you will never be this cool

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IT'S
FUCKING
RAW

no one eats it, they pay so they can make some tiktok then poke at it a few times and it gets thrown in a dumpster

It's just beer and eels

holy shit that video just got worse and worse as it went along

salt at the end. be conservative at first. lol

Me too
We're never having 2015 back, are we?

I was up for it when they added the noodles, and you know what, I could deal with the chicken, but why could you just add a bowl or dipping cup with the rest of it.

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Thank you thread, you reminded me i planned to bake today

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What is the side shot glass? The nozzle thing he holds over it?

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Just grab a tuna can, one carrot, one celery (optional), and one onion.
Dice a half onion, half celery (optional), and half carrot into a skillet/pan, pour some oil in and let it slow cook for a while, meanwhile put the pasta in the water. Once the onions and carrots are soft put the tuna in the skillet. If you have some tomato sauce you can add that in, otherwise you can do without (you can put some bread crumbs in the mix as well later if you want, if you didn't put the tomato sauce).
You now just made tuna pasta sauce for super cheap.
t. Italian

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Who wants dinner?

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I'm gonna throw up

.

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I could eat these things by the pound
it's literally just honey and sesame seeds

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For the uninitiated:
>Dota 2 international (world championship) after party
>Girl is another player's girlfriend
>Girl is drunk as fuck and cops middle dude's drink to flirt
>Guy on the left comes in and subtly tells him not to try anything
>Guy in the middle is left stunned and blue balled

Do people really think this is funny?
>haha i'm piling up a ton of food that doesn't mix together

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THAT is what bothers you??

..

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fuck timmy gon do

not surprised to see a fat hand with all the fucking mayo in that mayo sandwich

thats the summit and kellymonkies is just a femsperg, stop lying

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As an American I know that tastes delicious but I can't fucking deal with soggy buns

I fucking love when people start cutting the sandwich to show the middle and shit fuckings start crumbling kek. It's so pretentious

Pancakes?

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What`s the name of this fine establishment?
"Greasy Slut"?

Mixing candy with meat will never make sense to me.

>Mixing sweet and savory

Which cuisine is this?

impressive

Alcohol and a heater.

>You now just made tuna pasta sauce for super cheap.
In no way whatsoever does that cost less than the 5 dollars I spend on tobasco, parmesan and spaghetti that last me a week.

Pancakes!

Pls ignore the thumb

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Honestly both are fucking filth.

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Asians do it all the time.

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The nozzle thing is a lighter. He lights the alcohol in the shot glass (it's either vodka or sake) and lights his cigarette using the burning alcohol.

how the fuck do you even it that?

Real fuel coming through

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skinny nickado at a fat fetish place?
so it was all planned from the start?

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how the fuck are you suppose to eat that thing?

I always eat lebanon bologna sandwiches with american cheese and mayo on rye.

Not sure about the US but aside from a jar of tomato sauce (which also is going to lasts you for a few meals), a single onion, a single carrot, and a single celery + a tuna can should be less than $5, surely?

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>Counterbaiting
Smart, but the other guy is mostly right. For starters, that wasn't a TI afterparty.

better be made with barq's

haha imagine those little guys squirming around in your tummy lol bet that'd feel weird ahahah!

weakass soiboys mad

>tomato sauce
YIKES
Fry onion, add tuna, stir a bit, add 20% 50ml cream, stir on slowest fire, add cooked pasta.

>/x/ and Yea Forums having a child

pic related, or hoptical illusion's

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Did /ck/ just invade

Lebanese on rye is great but I prefer it with swiss or Gouda
Why are they so good bros

>oooh, nice patty melt. Ha h a, don't mind if I do.
>oh god oh fuck no, stop.

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I don't live in the US. And you just now forgot to include the price of spaghetti in that $5. Also you said to buy bread. Bread is more expensive than the spaghetti.

I like hard boiled eggs, I could eat like 17 of them in 1 seating and still not be full haha

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if OP is the kind of shit /ck/ is into they can stay in their board

Did you mean /ck/
If it was Yea Forumss it would be sucking a dick or something

Make way, peasants

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the traditional spaghetti + tuna sauce recipe has tomato sauce and is exactly as I described it. It's literally poor Italian student's comfort meal because it's cheap and easy to make. But you can change it however you want, tomato sauce is the most expensive ingredient in that list so feel free to make whatever the fuck kind of variation you want.
Alternatively you can also make super cheap carbonara with literally one egg, some pepper, and some diced bacon for like probably $2 a meal.
Those were my comfort foods in university

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It's the kind of stuff they like making fun of

>artezzy on the thot patrol

the sausage thing is retarded but does beer in cheese taste good?

desu i think if it was just peanut butter it'd be good

Stop please. Beg thee to stop.

I kneel.

what show as this from? looks fucking disgusting

I was only describing the price of the sauce since the original user (not sure if it's you) was complaining that sauce was too expensive. You can make some decent tuna sauce for extremely cheap, of course you need the pasta as well.
Bread is optional and only if you don't use tomato sauce, and even stale old bread grated on top is enough if you have it, otherwise just don't. I'm not your mother

whats the white stuff?

Beer cheese is pretty good, yes. I think it's a traditional German thing

>that'll be $500 + tip

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>beer in the cheese
>didn't show the shells being removed
My only issues here, would eat otherwise

>slice the burger
Pls stop doing that

i woulda actually try this it looks great

>barq's
Uhh sweaty it's pronounced Bangs?

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ja/ck is living proof that doing something for a long time does not mean you will get better at it. what a fucking guy

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what

One of the least offensive things in the thread. I could potentially fuck with this.

we are not having this stupid argument

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bullshit

What the fuck is this, why does It looks like a corpse, a fish and a shaved bird got their insides looted and shoved into a plate with gasoline, I need to know what this is and why is the plate on a plastic bag

I once visited shit like this and when they finished I started laughing. They looked at me like at Hitler.

Its not an argument though.

Maränger

For me, it's maté.

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>that hit at the end
Every time, reminds me of that skull hammer gif from Arrested Development

i fucking hate you

You just know this pretentious crap cost over $1K+

This is just regular nachos but mixed together instead of separated.

you know, ive had this shit saved forever, but never bothered to try and find out what it is or where its from. i wonder how much this shit actually cost

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protein is protein

This honestly isn't that gross, i've seen worse shit even from japan. I don't know why some people are freaking out over this.

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nice

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americans

how much was the meal overall? was the food good at least? i've only ever been to expensive steakhouses, but they were well worth it with none of this extra bullshit

where my classy gamers at

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Fucking don't

Thats kinda cool desu

????????

I don't get it, are you supposed to eventually eat or is it just to take pictures?

>soba pan with a grilled cornish hen and some gross goop in it
kys u ruined a perfectly fine soba pan

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what the fuck

basado

????????

It's tequila

>that'll be 399.99 plus tip please

>IPA
God damn ask me how I know you're a s o y b o y nigger.
Drink a fucking sour or ale faggot.

why are americans like this

>lous vuiton and chanel books in the background
bravo user, you posted the dumbest shit im gonna see all day

except its a japanese dish with a bunch of crap on it

>how much was the meal overall?
It was 300$~ for two of us.
>was the food good at least
Fine, I guess. I can cook better. Totally not worth it. Portions were small, it was all about presentation and it made me laugh.

usually pic rel + kebab and some potato chips on the side
also does drinking one 0,7l bottle of gin a week makes me an alcoholic?

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looks like it's out of a comedy that makes messages on society

Kek he got absolutely dominated by an Asian girl

Jesus fucking christ

poor lil guy

That's Germany

what the hell is this?

>people unironically pay a premium for this """""experience""""""

this is literally like an infomercial for some retarded kitchen gadget

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should be considered child abuse to feed this garbage to your children

>washes chicken with bleach

>300$~
>for a few sprouts of food around the table
did they at least give you something to eat it with or did you have to use your hands like the troglodytes at

THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY!

That can't be real

Lol we had plates and forks.

Asia? America? What degenerate society eats this

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>frog is worse than literal worms and bugs
bro... frog sashimi is pretty weird but it's completely normal to eat frogs even in europe and america. You have to be some retarded yankee faggot if you don't love frog legs.

>going to a restaurant just to eat a fucking melted chocolate off your hands

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Why is life like this? Why are women and kittens only loving before adulthood?

Finally some good fucking food.

>No chocolate covered feet to suck
missed opportunity

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absoutely disgusting and uncivilized.

Maybe not alive you stupid fuck.

As a longtime dish bitch go FUCK yourself

Cool :)

A restaurant that serves edible table cloths.

Post the minced chicken deep fried pizza

Jesus, this is somehow even more demeaning than that toilet bowl sundae.

>all of these newfag replies
This webm gets posted all the time, why is everyone replying like they've never seen it before?

I would eat you alive if you taste good.

How do you even eat this?

Maybe it's because I only have cheap shitty knives at home but watching food being sliced up with quality knives looks so cool.

what's wrong with sashimi?
t. japanon

>alive
It's dead by the time she eats it, user.

>Did they put the secret sauce in a frosting tube or something?
>Oh
>Oh....

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he had a stroke, no joking, now he's a cripple that can barely use one of his hands

coffee in the morning, water in the afternoon, whiskey or beer in the evening.

Is that an Opinel? If so good choice wolf man

We don't eat live frogs, you fucking nigger. You weebs are deranged.

would you at least wait until i'm dead?

was it related in any way to him eating raw fucking chicken

If your cat doesn't seem like it loves you it's just aloof. If it was insecure it'd be clingy or hiding from you all the time.

This is normal. You've gotta earn the trust of a cat to get that kind of affection. I saw this video and thought of my kitten doing exactly that. Five years later and she's balled up on my lap right now.

I would like to eat one of these with a moderated amount of filling.

that's a german show where a landwhale tries getting through life by acting as retarded as possible

Yea Forums is a revolving door of newfags, you're only learning this now?

The jew even ruined food.

Why do you think?

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Allow me, I read lips
>herroooo wytuboi, you wan sum fuk? *gulp gulp*
>Uhh yeah that sounds good
>yo, don't do it bro, not worth it
>Uhh okay

Yes, carving up an animal and serving it on a plate for someone to eat while it's still alive is worse than some rnadom guy churring a beer that has worms in it. I'm not even particularly defending the latter but it isn't nearly as gross.

>More after the first spread

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Full chicken in a can I'm pretty sure

>fat hands
>spic complexion
>mayo obsessed
Is this the king himself?

At that point I'd just go for halva.

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>chocolate covered pussy

user is eating raw meat

Probably becuase they're newfags or maybe they just haven't seen it before. Especially the latter, people can use the site for a long time and just not see certain things like some obscure /ck/ webm.

fried chicken for me

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that's not even enough food
some candies are in the fucking wrapper

A fruit salad?

I think those were nor worm nor bug. I believe those were loaches. East asians in general tend to eat some funky shits.

It's not alive you faggot, it's muscles are contracting from the cold (and also probably salt)
Anyways, I wouldn't eat anything with it's face looking at me.
(this is also the only restaurant in Japan that serves this kind of thing apparently, after some research.)

peanut butter on a burger is delicious. you should give it a shot if you haven't before
peanut butter + banana slices were Elvis Presley's favorite toppings

Not of course. Death is a launch button for all kinds of toxins. Do you kill crab or crayfish before cooking it? Of course no.

I agree, but you know the US isn't going to do anything about it.

Good 'ol Wisconsin butter burgers. I made one once, and it does taste really good (maybe my taste buds are fucked), but I could feel my arteries clogging up at the mere sight of the finished product.

>he calls that primal animal shit "cuisine"

You just need to sharpen them.

To be fair, you do use a bit of clorox to clean ingredients on restaurants, specially for vegetables, but it is only just a bit on a ton of water.

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Heart Attack Grill, I think. And it literally exists to kill fat people with heart attacks. It's a statement about how fat people will still eat unhealthy food even when their obesity stares them right in the face.

because our lives are so easy we have to do dumb shit to make our lives interesting

I will EAT the chimame.

Do E*ro's really?

I live in the UK and I have became extremely wary about going to restaurants, especially after covid doing massive damage to them.

Restaurants with expensive menu should be good, but I have zero faith in them. Spending over £30-40 just to have a mediocre meal will give me a massive butthurt that will stick with me for last for days. I am scared of going through that.

Thought that was a possum for a minute. Shave your greasy arm

Why are Amerimutts like this?
When did they lose their way?
How did they go from a god abiding Christian nation to a deranged and degenerate satan worshipping moloch in just 100 years?

As an user said earlier, it's clearly dead when she digs into it.

That looks like fucking puke

easier than it looks those noodles have been developing gluten for 5 days while the chink has been catching stray dogs for the sunday stew and seething at japs on weibo

Fucking where?

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it’s literally just you

>banana mayo sandwich
Fuck all you racist pigs, this is clearly George Floyd. Rest in Power.

That I saw
Never expected It to look this bad ngl

i'll never get tired of seeing people handpulling noodles

For me, it's Ohio Valley-style Pizza

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>Rich people be like now we are like the commoners!

JACK NO!

Can someone explain hard boiled eggs meme

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Heart Attack Grill, it's anti-fast food fast food. Transparently and intentionally making their food as unhealthy as possible. Basically a Supersize Me type deal except not done by a retarded pretentious alcoholic going through withdrawal

half the anons replying to this post wish they were this cool

>get have the still alive mutilated corpse look at you as you finish out its insides

Based frog

Yes

>mayonnaise and beans

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eggs are really bad for you. if you actually ate that many eggs you'd end up in the hospital

they don't stain your hands like other snacks haha
you can peel the shell and touch the egg white are still clean and not greasy haha
not to mention that they are delicious haha

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>.7L a week
you should be fine. when you start feeling sick after you don't drink for awhile, then you're in the shit.
I'm at 1.75L every 2 or 3 days.

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>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.

>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".

>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

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>starch sandwich
why. At least put some cheese or vegetables on there as well

It was fine until the gravy and cheese

I'm at 1.75 L every week but I regularly take a few days off with no seizures or anything kek

ONION

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Holy kek

You seem really invested in this situation
youtu.be/rVza_AnhQ3E

I have family who live in Stubenville who made me try this retardo pizza. Fuck you DiCarlos.

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>Turkish femboy

If you bothered paying attention you would see that there's clearly less meat around the frog after it starts moving. So it was clearly being eaten before it died. Also the video clips are out of order. The lady starts eating it and then it starts moving afterwords which that middle section was focusing on.

>nacho casserole
If not for the fact each serving is probably 1000 calories I could go for this

so is jack ironic or not?

do Americans really?

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Sometimes you get bad ones like this, I don't know why he would upload it though

iv tried it, pussy and chocolate doesnt taste that good together.

When's the part where their alchemy circle materializes the food?

Wait you guys don't cook your food in soda?

Is the table edible too?

Got em

this is one of the most frustrating videos I've ever watched

What's that malformed bean he flicked away?

its even better with crisps.

Ah! Gaijin-san!
Irasshaimase!

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pork

Lurk more

Lel

I've always wondered why there is a plastic bag around his soup bowl.

I used to live in Taipei and I loved going by the noodle houses because they always had those guys in the front window putting on a show making the noodles.
My favorite is when they'd pull the dough like taffy, and then slam the thing hard against this huge wooden chopping block and it would instantly separate into a huge cord of ropes of noodles like a magic trick.

I was thinking the same, haven't tried it but know that fish and chocolate don't mix

>sugary sodas or bitter black coffee for quick reflex or deep lore that require thinking and reading
>drugs, beer and pizza for any party game you play with friends

>perfect amount of kiwi so your tongue doesn't get burned from the fucking acid
>tiny handful of blueberries
>tiny amount of strawberry
>bulk of the bowl is mango
This is how you fruit salad. The meringues and chocolates are kind of unnecessary though

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ACKTUALLY THATS AN ASIAN SHOW BECAUSE OF THE ASIAN WRITING. IF YOY LOOK CLOSE YOU CAN SEE HE IS ASIAN AND NOT AMERICAN

god fucking damn white people are weird as hell

Newman blown the FUCK out.

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how the fuck
what
how
huh???

>Why does he X/ is he X / are the chinese people like this / are americans like this?

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This just looks like vomit

>>Why does he X/ is he X / are the chinese people like this / are americans like this?
Why does he X/ is he X / are the chinese people like this / are americans like this?

>those chopsticks
Is this Korea or somewhere in SouthEast Asia?

This is the Saltbae type of cooking where you're supposed to just hold your phone in front of your face while they prepare it, not actually enjoy the end product. Instagram valley girl cuisine

Chunk of bacon or fat back.
Usually melts when you're cooking the beans and is what makes it PORK and beans.
Personally I like to use a little bit of bacon grease with my beans. Just a dab will do, and it makes your beans 1000x more savory.

What's the logic behind his "recipes" ? Particularly this. There's no way that's tasty.

>eating the entire fucking thing whole
>bones and all
>while they're still clearly fucking alive in the table

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And we pioneered modern medicine. You're welcome. Maybe go back to your shitty 3rd world hell hole with your 15 siblings and stop ruining our society. You can take your shitty hot sauce with you

AFAIK only south korean use metal chopsticks.

You wouldn't get it

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What about fried horse pussy?

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Very good. Take a loaf of bread (old-style loaf with hard crust, no nu-bread). Cut the top off and hollow it out. Make sure to do so carefully, you want the bread in bite-sized chunks. Make your beer cheese. I find a mild cheddar and amber ale work good together. Pour it into the bread bowl. Dip the bread chunks into the cheese and enjoy.

i hate americans
i would kill for american BBQ though god fucking damn

A slice of ham with a slice of yellow cheese rolled up and nuked for 15 seconds

I haven't done that in nearly 7-8 years but it was my go-to quick snack

That's a great way to get a yeast infection.

that's just green colored ethanol, no wormwood in there at all

Pathetic

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horse pussy, Hot.

Rent. Free.

all you have to do is to FUCKING PEEL THE FIRST LAYER
how did he fucking mess this up

I think the guy lined the bowl with plastic so that he doesn't have to clean it....

>inserting the hair dryer inside the bird

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LMAOOOOOOO

>can't even put the banana in properly
absolute state of white """men"""

Is that a For Honor nobushi

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4me it's Earl Grey T.

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>hairdryer
What?

i prefer green tea

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It's Sorceress Sellen from Elden Ring. She normally wears a stone mask but she does have bare feet.

isn't the charred outside just pure carcinogen?

god what a fucking retard. Either buy actual disposable gloves or just do it without them after washing hands and taking off that stupid ring and watch

why so mad wyte boi?

No. It's a way to do soup to-go.
Instead of putting it in a container, its put into a bag, you take it home, place it in a bowl, untie or cut the top off, and you have a bowl full of soup.

Its a famous dish from China called "Three Squeaks"

it's pure charcoal, the inside is raw and more digusting
mong cooking

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Perfect medium rare

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eating seeds is a pastime activity

Do americans really?

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Thank you user

Kek at those tomatoes

That's not even the same shit, those are full grown mice, and the guy eating them is probably Korean going by what he's eating with.

I cook store bought ramen and add store bought cheese flavored potato chips then wait until the potatoes are slightly rehydrated.
am I the only one that does this??

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and microplastics

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how is this guy not dead yet?

Underrated post. Thank you user fren.

These are called "Dorilocos" they're a Mexican thing and it's basically just Doritos/Tostitos with veggies, cured pork and hot sauce, and yes they were banned from sale at schools quite a long time ago, hence the old packaging in this webm

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God is on his side, even if the church did not care for his chili.

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Also he's eating it with eggs and tomatoes, definitely isn't a chink.

You can also buy metal Japanese and Chinese chopsticks.

Korean chopsticks are made out of metal but they are also thinner than Chinese and Japanese chopsticks, that's its main characteristic

Wow, maybe what they say about treating a cat is true... ?

Food poisoning is weird like that. You can coast by with luck but when it hits, it hits hard.

every stroke and salmonella infection suffered and survived only makes him stronger

how could you possibly have a stroke when you're under 60 years old

Ah, yes a fellow soul eater, i personally find souls of tearmannaly ill patients sour and less nutritious than those you can get at war.

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Have you seen what he eats? it's a miracle he isn't dead.

Used to drink green too but once you go black you don't come back.

For me it’s Bedbugs and Cum

american diet without exercise

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>pure carcinogen
Pure flavor. If you're ever at a legitimate texas BBQ place, remember when you order to specifically ask for the burnt ends. They're always cut off and set aside and never on the menu, but you can always ask for them.
The the bits at the end of the brisket where all the fat has dripped down and mixed with the smoke and rub and its just nothing but nuggets of tender brisket surrounded by char.
>the inside is raw
It's smoked you buffoon. Its cooked all the way through, its just using low dry heat over a long period of time along with the chemicals in the smoke to slowly raise the internal temperature, and cure it. That's why it is so tender and juicy.

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Shitposting aside, can you even buy that anywhere or was it concocted specifically for social media attention? I've never seen anything like that shit in my life, and I live in New Jersey

The purple one is disgusting, I'd rather drink red diesel.

Jews, Marxism poisoning education, billionaire oligarchs that control the government and media, etc.

I drink water and eat ice cream with my gamer pig

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why wouldn't you just move it to /ck/

Retarded jannies

Here's your reason

nigga you're supposed to cook that shit

Gayyyyyyy

Very conflicted feelings.

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